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[messages for room 10 -- rmTaxi
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"The cabbie snarls a \"Where to, buddy?\" as he swings the meter flag down."
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%message 2
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"\"Lookin' for action, eh? Dis town is full of it.
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We gotta disco that's usually full of foxes this time of night.
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Den dere's the casino, next to the all-night weddin' chapel.
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And we gotta lovely bar, but you've been dere.
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Me, I like da convenience store next to da disco,
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but of course, that's just personal preference.\""
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%message 3
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"\"It won't take us long to get back dere,
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but I'll have to circle 'round da block.\""
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%message 4
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"\"Well, here we are, buddy. That'll be $%v200.00.\""
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%message 5
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"\"So, wadda we gonna do, buddy?
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Ya just gonna sit here all night?
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I gotta earn a livin' too, ya know!\""
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%message 6
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"\"Why don'cha wait'll we git there, buddy?\""
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%message 7
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"\"Sorry, but the meter's runnin'. Where ja wanna go?\""
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%message 8
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"\"Thanks, buddy. Maybe I'll see ya again sometime!\""
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%message 9
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"\"Waddaya tryin' to do, peahead!
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You're not gonna stiff me, and get away with it!\""
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%message 10
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"You wish you hadn't.
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Mr. America, he ain't.
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His strongest feature seems to be his odor!"
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%message 11
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"He wonders why you keep looking at him,
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and flashes a coy little smile back at you in the mirror.
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Your stomach turns, and not from the ride!"
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%message 12
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"The driver looks at you and says,
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\"Hey! What's that you got? Wine?\"
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He grabs your bottle of wine, and guzzles it down!"
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%message 13
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"\"Ok, but it'll cost ja extra!\""
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%message 14
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"\"Waddaya mean, 'no money!!'\" snarls the driver.
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\"Step outside my office, chump!\""
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%message 15
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"\"Ok. You got it, Mac!\""
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%message 16
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"Hang on, Larry. He's swerving all over the road!"
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%message 17
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"Whew! You're glad to get out of here."
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%message 18
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"It seems a bridge abutment has brought your game to a sudden stop!
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Remember, Larry: \"Friends don't let cabbies drive drunk!\""
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%message 19
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"\"I'm sorry, but it's against my personal philosophy to accept a gratuity!\""
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%message 20
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"Sheepishly, you apologize to the cabbie for not carrying enough money
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to pay for the ride."
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%message 21
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"\"So? Are ya gonna get outta my cab, or not??
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Thanks for da business, but I didn't want ta make no career outta this!\""
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%message 22
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"\"So? Are ya gonna pay up, or do I have ta get rough with cha??\""
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%message 23
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"It seems to be running a little fast, but then, this is an expensive town!"
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%message 24
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"You wonder if cab companies have full-time employees to make these floors
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sticky."
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%message 25
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"Even the ceiling's grungy."
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%message 26
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"\"Ok, buddy,\" says the cabbie. \"But why would cha wanna go there?\""
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%message 27
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"He sure drives fast, doesn't he?"
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%message 28
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"\"Nope. Next time, make up your mind before ya gets in da cab!\""
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