[messages for room 10 -- rmTaxi
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"The cabbie snarls a \"Where to, buddy?\" as he swings the meter flag down."

%message	2
"\"Lookin' for action, eh? Dis town is full of it.
 We gotta disco that's usually full of foxes this time of night.
 Den dere's the casino, next to the all-night weddin' chapel.
 And we gotta lovely bar, but you've been dere.
 Me, I like da convenience store next to da disco,
 but of course, that's just personal preference.\""

%message	3
"\"It won't take us long to get back dere,
 but I'll have to circle 'round da block.\""

%message	4
"\"Well, here we are, buddy. That'll be $%v200.00.\""

%message	5
"\"So, wadda we gonna do, buddy?
 Ya just gonna sit here all night?
 I gotta earn a livin' too, ya know!\""

%message	6
"\"Why don'cha wait'll we git there, buddy?\""

%message	7
"\"Sorry, but the meter's runnin'. Where ja wanna go?\""

%message	8
"\"Thanks, buddy. Maybe I'll see ya again sometime!\""

%message	9
"\"Waddaya tryin' to do, peahead!
 You're not gonna stiff me, and get away with it!\""

%message	10
"You wish you hadn't.
 Mr. America, he ain't.
 His strongest feature seems to be his odor!"

%message	11
"He wonders why you keep looking at him,
 and flashes a coy little smile back at you in the mirror.
 Your stomach turns, and not from the ride!"

%message	12
"The driver looks at you and says,
 \"Hey! What's that you got? Wine?\"
 He grabs your bottle of wine, and guzzles it down!"

%message	13
"\"Ok, but it'll cost ja extra!\""

%message	14
"\"Waddaya mean, 'no money!!'\" snarls the driver.
 \"Step outside my office, chump!\""

%message	15
"\"Ok. You got it, Mac!\""

%message	16
"Hang on, Larry. He's swerving all over the road!"

%message	17
"Whew! You're glad to get out of here."

%message	18
"It seems a bridge abutment has brought your game to a sudden stop!
 Remember, Larry: \"Friends don't let cabbies drive drunk!\""

%message	19
"\"I'm sorry, but it's against my personal philosophy to accept a gratuity!\""

%message	20
"Sheepishly, you apologize to the cabbie for not carrying enough money
 to pay for the ride."

%message	21
"\"So? Are ya gonna get outta my cab, or not??
 Thanks for da business, but I didn't want ta make no career outta this!\""

%message	22
"\"So? Are ya gonna pay up, or do I have ta get rough with cha??\""

%message	23
"It seems to be running a little fast, but then, this is an expensive town!"

%message	24
"You wonder if cab companies have full-time employees to make these floors
 sticky."

%message	25
"Even the ceiling's grungy."

%message	26
"\"Ok, buddy,\" says the cabbie. \"But why would cha wanna go there?\""

%message	27
"He sure drives fast, doesn't he?"

%message	28
"\"Nope. Next time, make up your mind before ya gets in da cab!\""