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[messages for room 42 -- rmSecurityDesk
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"%m14 A beautiful security guard sits behind a desk."
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%message 2
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"She takes one look at the bottle of Spanish Fly and says,
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\"Boy, thanks! How did you know that I love this stuff?!\"
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She tosses down a couple of pills, then a few more,
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and finally gulps the whole bottle!
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Her breathing becomes faster and faster until she begins to pant."
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%message 3
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"She is a knockout!
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But that pair of pistols slung around her hips brings a sense
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of foreboding to your gut."
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%message 4
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"(Looks like tonight's your lucky night, Larry.)"
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%message 5
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"Whee!"
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%message 6
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"The rumors were right. You are quick on the trigger, Larry!"
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%message 7
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"\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\""
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%message 8
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"\"Try it, and I'll blow your head off.\""
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%message 9
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"There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\""
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%message 10
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"Evidently, this exit is for employees only. You'd better use the elevator."
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%message 11
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"The beautiful security guard is sitting at the desk.
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A pair of large pistols are in a holster around her slim waist.
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She looks friendly, but quick on the trigger."
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%message 12
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"Since you're no longer staring at Faith's ample weapons,
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you notice an unlabeled button on her desk."
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%message 13
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"Oh, oh. Where are we goin' now, Larry?"
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%message 14
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"You are at the top floor of the hotel."
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%message 15
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"%m14 That desk is where you lost your Faith, remember?
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(So glad there was a chance to use THAT line!)"
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%message 16
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"A brass plate near the elevator says: \"Private.\""
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%message 17
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"\"Hi, my name's Faith. Nice suit!\""
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%message 18
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"\"Bad breath's one thing, Mister;
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but, you could knock a buzzard off a manure truck!\""
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%message 19
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"\"Touch that button, and you're dead meat, White-Suit!\""
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%message 20
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"\"So long!\" Faith says.
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\"I've got to find my boy friend before this stuff wears off!\""
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%message 21
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"The penthouse elevator doors glide open."
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%message 22
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"The doors are securely closed. %m16 There is no button nearby."
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%message 23
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"Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\""
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%message 24
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"It's a door just like all the others."
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%message 25
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"They almost look real, don't they?"
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%message 26
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"You contemplate expec- toration, but remember that discretion is the better
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part of valium."
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%message 27
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"...or helium,"
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%message 28
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"...or something."
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%message 29
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"You run to the nearest door, and rap your knuckles loudly.
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You run right back to where you were."
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%message 30
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"You seem surprised that the door is locked."
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%message 31
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"(She is, of course, referring to the use of her gun, Larry.)"
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%message 32
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"\"Larry,\" you reply, getting your hopes aroused (among other things)."
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%message 33
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"It appears Faith IS true to her name.
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Twisting her key in the lock, she disappears down the employee stairs."
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%message 34
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"The doors are open. Go on in."
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%message 35
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"She might listen to you, if you can establish eye contact."
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%message 36
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"\"Hi ya, Baby. I think I loves ya!!\""
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%message 37
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"\"May I help you in some way, Sir?\" she responds in a pleasant, but
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businesslike voice."
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%message 38
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"\"My name is Larry,\" you offer. \"Larry Laffer.\""
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%message 39
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"\"Say, Larry,\" she says with a smile,
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\"Is that a roll of dimes in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?\""
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%message 40
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"\"Hey, sweetheart. What's your sign?\" you ask her."
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%message 41
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"\"'EXIT,\" she replies. \"Try using it!\""
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%message 42
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"\"What's your name, beautiful?\" you ask."
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%message 43
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"\"Faith,\" she replies."
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%message 44
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"Hmmm. Unusual name."
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%message 45
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"\"I'm only in town for one night,\" you try again.
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\"How about we get together when you get off duty?\""
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%message 46
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"She smiles and says, \"Oh, I could never be unfaithful to my boyfriend.\""
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%message 47
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"(Larry, it seems this one's gonna require outside assistance.)"
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%message 48
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"Try looking at the girl first."
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%message 49
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"They are a beautiful pair, aren't they?"
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%message 50
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"Not now, you're busy."
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%message 51
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"Her sweater reveals she's built like a brick shipyard."
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%message 52
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"\"Stop staring there,\" she says softly."
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%message 53
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"\"Really? I'm not that kind of girl.\""
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%message 54
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"Evidently the rooms on this floor are all unoccupied."
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%message 55
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"Her eyes are as sensuous as her lips."
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%message 56
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"You're a man of the world, Larry.
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Perhaps some sort of medical stimulant would help."
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%message 57
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"She waves back."
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%message 58
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"The glass elevator only goes down from here. How about you?"
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%message 59
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"\"I'm sorry, but I can't.\""
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%message 60
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"It's no good. The door resists all of your efforts."
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%message 61
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"You can't. There's no key in this game!"
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%message 62
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"Suicide is illegal here."
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%message 63
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"There's no need to do that."
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%message 64
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"\"Usually when I'm with someone romantic!\" she replies."
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%message 65
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"\"You know, I'm supposed to be working!\""
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%message 66
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"Her hair is thick and beautiful, falling in cascades around her delicate
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shoulders."
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%message 67
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"\"So what?\""
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%message 68
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"Her lips are moist and inviting, but then, you also felt that way
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about old Mr. Weissenborn, your high school shop teacher!"
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%message 69
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"I'm sorry,\" Faith replies, \"but you don't know me that well!\""
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%message 70
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"\"Well, now. Isn't THAT special!\""
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%message 71
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"\"Perhaps,\" she says, \"but right now, I'm working.\""
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%message 72
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"\"I'll be here all night.\""
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