[messages for room 42 -- rmSecurityDesk [ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards" [ by Al Lowe %message 1 "%m14 A beautiful security guard sits behind a desk." %message 2 "She takes one look at the bottle of Spanish Fly and says, \"Boy, thanks! How did you know that I love this stuff?!\" She tosses down a couple of pills, then a few more, and finally gulps the whole bottle! Her breathing becomes faster and faster until she begins to pant." %message 3 "She is a knockout! But that pair of pistols slung around her hips brings a sense of foreboding to your gut." %message 4 "(Looks like tonight's your lucky night, Larry.)" %message 5 "Whee!" %message 6 "The rumors were right. You are quick on the trigger, Larry!" %message 7 "\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\"" %message 8 "\"Try it, and I'll blow your head off.\"" %message 9 "There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\"" %message 10 "Evidently, this exit is for employees only. You'd better use the elevator." %message 11 "The beautiful security guard is sitting at the desk. A pair of large pistols are in a holster around her slim waist. She looks friendly, but quick on the trigger." %message 12 "Since you're no longer staring at Faith's ample weapons, you notice an unlabeled button on her desk." %message 13 "Oh, oh. Where are we goin' now, Larry?" %message 14 "You are at the top floor of the hotel." %message 15 "%m14 That desk is where you lost your Faith, remember? (So glad there was a chance to use THAT line!)" %message 16 "A brass plate near the elevator says: \"Private.\"" %message 17 "\"Hi, my name's Faith. Nice suit!\"" %message 18 "\"Bad breath's one thing, Mister; but, you could knock a buzzard off a manure truck!\"" %message 19 "\"Touch that button, and you're dead meat, White-Suit!\"" %message 20 "\"So long!\" Faith says. \"I've got to find my boy friend before this stuff wears off!\"" %message 21 "The penthouse elevator doors glide open." %message 22 "The doors are securely closed. %m16 There is no button nearby." %message 23 "Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\"" %message 24 "It's a door just like all the others." %message 25 "They almost look real, don't they?" %message 26 "You contemplate expec- toration, but remember that discretion is the better part of valium." %message 27 "...or helium," %message 28 "...or something." %message 29 "You run to the nearest door, and rap your knuckles loudly. You run right back to where you were." %message 30 "You seem surprised that the door is locked." %message 31 "(She is, of course, referring to the use of her gun, Larry.)" %message 32 "\"Larry,\" you reply, getting your hopes aroused (among other things)." %message 33 "It appears Faith IS true to her name. Twisting her key in the lock, she disappears down the employee stairs." %message 34 "The doors are open. Go on in." %message 35 "She might listen to you, if you can establish eye contact." %message 36 "\"Hi ya, Baby. I think I loves ya!!\"" %message 37 "\"May I help you in some way, Sir?\" she responds in a pleasant, but businesslike voice." %message 38 "\"My name is Larry,\" you offer. \"Larry Laffer.\"" %message 39 "\"Say, Larry,\" she says with a smile, \"Is that a roll of dimes in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?\"" %message 40 "\"Hey, sweetheart. What's your sign?\" you ask her." %message 41 "\"'EXIT,\" she replies. \"Try using it!\"" %message 42 "\"What's your name, beautiful?\" you ask." %message 43 "\"Faith,\" she replies." %message 44 "Hmmm. Unusual name." %message 45 "\"I'm only in town for one night,\" you try again. \"How about we get together when you get off duty?\"" %message 46 "She smiles and says, \"Oh, I could never be unfaithful to my boyfriend.\"" %message 47 "(Larry, it seems this one's gonna require outside assistance.)" %message 48 "Try looking at the girl first." %message 49 "They are a beautiful pair, aren't they?" %message 50 "Not now, you're busy." %message 51 "Her sweater reveals she's built like a brick shipyard." %message 52 "\"Stop staring there,\" she says softly." %message 53 "\"Really? I'm not that kind of girl.\"" %message 54 "Evidently the rooms on this floor are all unoccupied." %message 55 "Her eyes are as sensuous as her lips." %message 56 "You're a man of the world, Larry. Perhaps some sort of medical stimulant would help." %message 57 "She waves back." %message 58 "The glass elevator only goes down from here. How about you?" %message 59 "\"I'm sorry, but I can't.\"" %message 60 "It's no good. The door resists all of your efforts." %message 61 "You can't. There's no key in this game!" %message 62 "Suicide is illegal here." %message 63 "There's no need to do that." %message 64 "\"Usually when I'm with someone romantic!\" she replies." %message 65 "\"You know, I'm supposed to be working!\"" %message 66 "Her hair is thick and beautiful, falling in cascades around her delicate shoulders." %message 67 "\"So what?\"" %message 68 "Her lips are moist and inviting, but then, you also felt that way about old Mr. Weissenborn, your high school shop teacher!" %message 69 "I'm sorry,\" Faith replies, \"but you don't know me that well!\"" %message 70 "\"Well, now. Isn't THAT special!\"" %message 71 "\"Perhaps,\" she says, \"but right now, I'm working.\"" %message 72 "\"I'll be here all night.\""