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172 lines
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[messages for room 40 -- rmElevatorMaze
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"You are in the Casino's hotel.
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Doors line each side, many with \"Do Not Disturb\" signs on their doorknobs."
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%message 2
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"There's a door with a heart on it to the west."
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%message 3
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"Not one for those long elevator rides, eh, Larry?"
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%message 4
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"You rap your knuckles on the door.
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There is no response, but now your knuckles hurt."
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%message 5
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"Whee!"
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%message 6
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"Fawn's delicate voice booms out across the hotel:\n\n
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\"Just a minute, Larry!\""
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%message 7
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"\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\""
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%message 8
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"There's a click as she unlocks the door, then a piercing
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\"Come on in. The door's open.\""
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%message 9
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"You can't. This door is locked."
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%message 10
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"Subtly, you shout, \"Here I come, baby!\""
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%message 11
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"It's a door not unlike all the others, except this one has a cute,
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trite, cracked, little, plastic heart stuck to it with a thumbtack."
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%message 12
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"It's a door just like all the others."
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%message 13
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""
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%message 14
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""
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%message 15
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""
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%message 16
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"They almost look real, don't they?"
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%message 17
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"You seem surprised that the door is locked."
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%message 18
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"You close the door behind you, and jiggle the knob to confirm it is locked."
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%message 19
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"Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\""
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%message 20
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"There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\""
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%message 21
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"You can't. There's no key in this game!"
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%message 22
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"Isn't it funny how the elevator is always waiting for you?"
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%message 23
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"The cheap, plastic heart is not worth the bother."
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%message 24
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"Where?"
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%message 25
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"Fawn's sexy voice oozes through the door,
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\"Oh, baby, it's you! You're back!!\""
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%message 26
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"There's a click as she unlocks the door.
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\"Come on in, you wonderful hunk!\""
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%message 27
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"It's no good. The door resists all of your efforts."
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%message 28
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"You contemplate expec- toration, but remember that discretion is the better
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part of valium."
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%message 29
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"...or helium,"
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%message 30
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"...or something."
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%message 31
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"Suicide is illegal here."
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%message 32
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"You rap your knuckles on the nearest door."
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%message 33
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"This must not be the right door, Larry."
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%message 34
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"\"Hey, Scott, the girls are here!!\""
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%message 35
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"\"It says 'Do NOT Disturb!' Can't you read?\""
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%message 36
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"You hear some extremely heavy breathing."
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%message 37
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"\"Go away! I gave at the office!\""
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%message 38
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"\"Oh, Russ, there's someone at the door!\"\n\n
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\"They're gonna have to wait, Kim Baby!
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It's too late for me to stop now!!\""
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%message 39
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"\"Baaaaah. Baaaaah!\"\n\n
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Don't even ask, Larry!"
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%message 40
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"\"Oh, Bruce!\n
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Oh, Howard!\n\n
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Oh, Terri!\n
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Oh, Carrie!\""
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%message 41
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"\"Ken! Get off me, Ken!!\""
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%message 42
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"\"Oh, gawd, Ed!! Get in the closet. It's my husband!!\""
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%message 43
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"\"Bobbit, is that you?\""
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%message 44
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"\"Not now; I've got wessonality!\""
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%message 45
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"\"Is that Room Service? I didn't order anchovies.\""
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%message 46
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"An eye appears at the peephole.
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\"Hey, Mary! Isn't it a little early for Trick or Treaters?\""
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%message 47
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"\"Oh, gawd, Ed!! Get in the closet. It's my wife!!\""
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%message 48
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"Hmmm. Is that the smell of burning rubber?"
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%message 49
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"\"Oh, Jeff. You really know how to hurt a guy!\""
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%message 50
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"\"Get away from him, you big bully! He's mine.\""
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