[messages for room 40 -- rmElevatorMaze
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"You are in the Casino's hotel.
 Doors line each side, many with \"Do Not Disturb\" signs on their doorknobs."

%message	2
"There's a door with a heart on it to the west."

%message	3
"Not one for those long elevator rides, eh, Larry?"

%message	4
"You rap your knuckles on the door.
 There is no response, but now your knuckles hurt."

%message	5
"Whee!"

%message	6
"Fawn's delicate voice booms out across the hotel:\n\n
\"Just a minute, Larry!\""

%message	7
"\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\""

%message	8
"There's a click as she unlocks the door, then a piercing
 \"Come on in. The door's open.\""

%message	9
"You can't. This door is locked."

%message	10
"Subtly, you shout, \"Here I come, baby!\""

%message	11
"It's a door not unlike all the others, except this one has a cute,
 trite, cracked, little, plastic heart stuck to it with a thumbtack."

%message	12
"It's a door just like all the others."

%message	13
""

%message	14
""

%message	15
""

%message	16
"They almost look real, don't they?"

%message	17
"You seem surprised that the door is locked."

%message	18
"You close the door behind you, and jiggle the knob to confirm it is locked."

%message	19
"Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\""

%message	20
"There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\""

%message	21
"You can't. There's no key in this game!"

%message	22
"Isn't it funny how the elevator is always waiting for you?"

%message	23
"The cheap, plastic heart is not worth the bother."

%message	24
"Where?"

%message	25
"Fawn's sexy voice oozes through the door,
 \"Oh, baby, it's you! You're back!!\""

%message	26
"There's a click as she unlocks the door.
 \"Come on in, you wonderful hunk!\""

%message	27
"It's no good. The door resists all of your efforts."

%message	28
"You contemplate expec- toration, but remember that discretion is the better
 part of valium."

%message	29
"...or helium,"

%message	30
"...or something."

%message	31
"Suicide is illegal here."

%message	32
"You rap your knuckles on the nearest door."

%message	33
"This must not be the right door, Larry."

%message	34
"\"Hey, Scott, the girls are here!!\""

%message	35
"\"It says 'Do NOT Disturb!' Can't you read?\""

%message	36
"You hear some extremely heavy breathing."

%message	37
"\"Go away! I gave at the office!\""

%message	38
"\"Oh, Russ, there's someone at the door!\"\n\n
\"They're gonna have to wait, Kim Baby!
 It's too late for me to stop now!!\""

%message	39
"\"Baaaaah. Baaaaah!\"\n\n
Don't even ask, Larry!"

%message	40
"\"Oh, Bruce!\n
Oh, Howard!\n\n
Oh, Terri!\n
Oh, Carrie!\""

%message	41
"\"Ken! Get off me, Ken!!\""

%message	42
"\"Oh, gawd, Ed!! Get in the closet. It's my husband!!\""

%message	43
"\"Bobbit, is that you?\""

%message	44
"\"Not now; I've got wessonality!\""

%message	45
"\"Is that Room Service? I didn't order anchovies.\""

%message	46
"An eye appears at the peephole.
 \"Hey, Mary! Isn't it a little early for Trick or Treaters?\""

%message	47
"\"Oh, gawd, Ed!! Get in the closet. It's my wife!!\""

%message	48
"Hmmm. Is that the smell of burning rubber?"

%message	49
"\"Oh, Jeff. You really know how to hurt a guy!\""

%message	50
"\"Get away from him, you big bully! He's mine.\""