leisuresuitlarry/RM35.MSG

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[messages for room 35 -- rmElevators
[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[ by Al Lowe
%message 1
"The entrance to the Cabaret Lounge is to the right, by the telephone.
A glass elevator awaits you.
An ashtray is in front of the planter."
%message 2
"You are inside the glass elevator.
Your favorite kind of music is playing.
You hum along, insipidly."
%message 3
"There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\""
%message 4
"Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\""
%message 5
"Whee!"
%message 6
"You know, the people on those plants look like ants from up here."
%message 7
"\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\""
%message 8
"Those ARE ants, you fool; we haven't left the ground yet!"
%message 9
"Wasn't that a fast ride!"
%message 10
"They're of your favorite species: polyvinyl chloride.
There is an ashtray in front of the planter."
%message 11
"You carefully remove the card from the cancerous remains in the ashtray.
It's a valid pass to the disco!"
%message 12
"There's some kind of card in the ashtray."
%message 13
"Yuck!"
%message 14
"Where?"
%message 15
"The doors close whenever you choose a floor."
%message 16
"Go inside and push a button."
%message 17
"It's of no interest."
%message 18
"The ashtray is of no further interest since you have the card."
%message 19
"It's not ringing."
%message 20
"All the pages are torn out."
%message 21
"Somebody filled the coin slot with chewing gum."
%message 22
"You can't. It's so firmly embedded, nothing will get it out.
You'll just have to find another telephone."