[messages for room 35 -- rmElevators [ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards" [ by Al Lowe %message 1 "The entrance to the Cabaret Lounge is to the right, by the telephone. A glass elevator awaits you. An ashtray is in front of the planter." %message 2 "You are inside the glass elevator. Your favorite kind of music is playing. You hum along, insipidly." %message 3 "There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\"" %message 4 "Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\"" %message 5 "Whee!" %message 6 "You know, the people on those plants look like ants from up here." %message 7 "\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\"" %message 8 "Those ARE ants, you fool; we haven't left the ground yet!" %message 9 "Wasn't that a fast ride!" %message 10 "They're of your favorite species: polyvinyl chloride. There is an ashtray in front of the planter." %message 11 "You carefully remove the card from the cancerous remains in the ashtray. It's a valid pass to the disco!" %message 12 "There's some kind of card in the ashtray." %message 13 "Yuck!" %message 14 "Where?" %message 15 "The doors close whenever you choose a floor." %message 16 "Go inside and push a button." %message 17 "It's of no interest." %message 18 "The ashtray is of no further interest since you have the card." %message 19 "It's not ringing." %message 20 "All the pages are torn out." %message 21 "Somebody filled the coin slot with chewing gum." %message 22 "You can't. It's so firmly embedded, nothing will get it out. You'll just have to find another telephone."