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[messages for room 23 -- rmOutsideDisco
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"You are outside a flashy disco. The bouncer does not look happy."
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%message 2
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"\"Either show your membership card, or get lost, Scum-Breath!\""
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%message 3
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"\"Good evening, Sir. I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you sooner.
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Please, come right in!!\""
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%message 4
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"You whip out your \"borrowed\" membership card, and lay it on him."
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%message 5
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"It seems he's uninterested in idle chit-chat, Larry."
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%message 6
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"You don't have a membership card!"
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%message 7
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"\"We hope you enjoyed your visit tonight, Sir!\""
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%message 8
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"\"Oh, there's no need to do that, Sir!\" says the bouncer."
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%message 9
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"\"HALT!!\n\n
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I'm sorry, Sir,\" says the bouncer, \"but this is a private club.\""
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%message 10
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"He seems glad to see you leave."
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%message 11
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"He's physically well-developed,
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but you bet he's not as wise in the ways of women as you are."
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%message 12
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"Larry! How could you!"
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%message 13
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"You know he'd beat you to a pulp!"
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%message 14
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"Gazing up at the storefronts before you, a feeling comes over you.
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Surely every one of those windows has a deep,
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wonderful story hidden behind it.
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There are millions of stories here in Lost Wages,
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but you'll never know any of them.
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Such is the fate of those who are morally-weak,
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but financially-strong."
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%message 15
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"(What the hell was that all about????)"
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%message 16
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"Gaudy, aren't they?"
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%message 17
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"He's far too strong for you, Larry."
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%message 18
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""
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%message 19
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"All the stores are locked. But, that disco sure looks inviting."
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%message 20
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"\"You can only get a card if you already have a card,\" he laughs,
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\"but then, of course, you wouldn't NEED a card.\""
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%message 21
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"\"So, beat it, Chump!\""
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%message 22
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"\"How's about a little green sliding across your palm?\"
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you ask the bouncer."
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%message 23
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"\"How's about your rear end sliding across the pavement?\" he replies."
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%message 24
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"Why does the dog use you, and not it?"
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