[messages for room 23 -- rmOutsideDisco
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"You are outside a flashy disco. The bouncer does not look happy."

%message	2
"\"Either show your membership card, or get lost, Scum-Breath!\""

%message	3
"\"Good evening, Sir. I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you sooner.
 Please, come right in!!\""

%message	4
"You whip out your \"borrowed\" membership card, and lay it on him."

%message	5
"It seems he's uninterested in idle chit-chat, Larry."

%message	6
"You don't have a membership card!"

%message	7
"\"We hope you enjoyed your visit tonight, Sir!\""

%message	8
"\"Oh, there's no need to do that, Sir!\" says the bouncer."

%message	9
"\"HALT!!\n\n
I'm sorry, Sir,\" says the bouncer, \"but this is a private club.\""

%message	10
"He seems glad to see you leave."

%message	11
"He's physically well-developed,
 but you bet he's not as wise in the ways of women as you are."

%message	12
"Larry! How could you!"

%message	13
"You know he'd beat you to a pulp!"

%message	14
"Gazing up at the storefronts before you, a feeling comes over you.
 Surely every one of those windows has a deep,
 wonderful story hidden behind it.
 There are millions of stories here in Lost Wages,
 but you'll never know any of them.
 Such is the fate of those who are morally-weak,
 but financially-strong."

%message	15
"(What the hell was that all about????)"

%message	16
"Gaudy, aren't they?"

%message	17
"He's far too strong for you, Larry."

%message	18
""

%message	19
"All the stores are locked. But, that disco sure looks inviting."

%message	20
"\"You can only get a card if you already have a card,\" he laughs,
 \"but then, of course, you wouldn't NEED a card.\""

%message	21
"\"So, beat it, Chump!\""

%message	22
"\"How's about a little green sliding across your palm?\"
 you ask the bouncer."

%message	23
"\"How's about your rear end sliding across the pavement?\" he replies."

%message	24
"Why does the dog use you, and not it?"