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 Ruby.  Take nicely formatted Python and vomit all over it with random characters. -- The Angry Developer
 cat-v.org?  What was that website that attacked gentoo?  It was named after a compiler flag.  -- some /g/tard
 <kfx> c++ programmers wouldn't know an integer if it was wedged inside them
+(#go-nuts) <ww> ACTION wishes LaTeX were more like Go
+The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? -- Uncle Charlie
+The cities are full of women, middle-aged widows, husbands, dead, husbands who've spent their lives making fortunes, working and working. And then they die and leave their money to their wives, their silly wives. And what do the wives do, these useless women? You see them in the hotels, the best hotels, every day by the thousands, drinking the money, eating the money, losing the money at bridge, playing all day and all night, smelling of money, proud of their jewelry but of nothing else, horrible, faded, fat, greedy women... Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old? -- Uncle Charlie
+I never make up anything. I get everything from my books. They're all true. ­- Ann Newton
+I'm trying to keep my mind free of things that don't matter. ­- Ann Newton
+To change your password, please insure that your browser has pop-up windows enabled.
+The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
+<aiju> 9front will have resource spoons
+<maht> my worst problem holistic: I'm forced into using PHP to build XML to post items from MySQL to eBay's.  The sum of the parts is sqrt(-1)
+<laochailan> googling "OOP in ANSI C" is the best recipe for a sleep full of horrible nightmares
+<flags> aiju, why use sed when I can make it a thousand times more complicated in Python
+<crazy2be> [XMPP] should use YAML inside their xml tags, make it easier to read
+<anschelsc> So, I've read about how horrible html and its descendants are <sl> anschelsc: computers are horrible, do you have a solution for that?
+<kfx> writing the documentation in aramaic and printing it on the backs of live wolverines is better than docbook
+<aiju> ah, philosophy has a use <aiju> i'm using the thick nietzsche book from preventing the window to fall shut, i should have bought the kant one, would be better
+<aiju> XML at least enforces some structure, YAML is just bashing your head to the keyboard and let the YAML parser figure out the rest
+<cinap_lenrek> stop bullshitting
+(#plan9) <Gardner> Hi, is this a good place to ask newbie questions about p9p and acme?
+(#plan9) <jaredj> hooray! plan9.bell-labs.com is back up!
+It can make you doubt yourself, or even worse, force you to adopt a behavior you don't want to.
+Your world can turn into a crazy, competitive, self-questioning altworld if you're not careful [...]
+Twitter and Github are the best things to happen to open source since IRC. But as soon as someone says a software project is "retarded", unfollow them.
+Don't let anyone cramp your style.
+This brings an important point, sometimes you can't avoid collaborating on a project with some hotshot asshole who also happens to be a good programmer.
+However, please call me out if I ever slip.
+Stuff like this needs to be said over and over again.
+I've been thinking for a while (and sporadically talking about) that maybe it's time Mozilla put together some sort of simple-but-real social contract that would form a baseline for acceptable & expected behaviour in our various communities.
+There are other open source projects that have implemented something similar, and it seems to be pretty effective.
+...and this is why many of us choose to write Ruby.
+This is awesome. I feel the same way and have for years.
+what is going to happen to everybodys computers?