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lib/ken

@@ -28,3 +28,10 @@ Microsoft is really unreliable but Linux is worse.
 I'd spell creat with an e.
 who cares.
 lgtm
+I'm a mere hundred pages of code from serving Datakit.
+I know nothing.
+Maybe I should have screwed up.
+There's going to be no serious problem after this.
+Multics is a powerful teaching tool.
+I just hate to be pushed around by some @#$%^& machine.
+So, if you put a G on the front you have to put a zero on the back?

lib/rob

@@ -44,3 +44,44 @@ This discussion isn't pin-headed enough yet.
 The name Brazil was chosen because we wanted terminals with Fresnel lenses on goosenecks like the ones in the movie.
 I don't see what the fuss is about.
 when i was on sabbatical the university installed linux on the PC on my desk.
+Apologies for the inconvenience.
+Thanks.
+Legal terminology is not the best medium for subtlety, so I've asked our lawyers for clarification.
+Give us your address and we'll send Ken out to fix it.  That's our technique.
+This won't work.
+Weekends are quiet, good for updating big software packages.
+Web access is very important.  Web browsers are very useful.  But if you stop there, you're missing a lot of opportunity.
+I'll send a fix in a while.
+Plan 9 is non-standard and proud of it.
+Perhaps I should explain better.
+Here's a short version: Avoid complexity.
+Why not?
+Mea culpa.
+Sorry, guys, but it's not quite a pure PC world, at least not yet.
+True again.
+This fixes your example, anyway.
+Ptys were old and obsolete the day they were invented.
+Kick back, relax.  It's the information age.
+Speaking as the portraitist, I believe I captured the personality rather well.
+That's a little simplistic.
+You don't have a user program running when you're trying to boot the kernel.
+The last pieces of this design space have not been explored.
+Feel free to delete it.
+It's surprising what's surprising.
+You should delete some mail.
+Algorithms everywhere, and not a byte to send.
+This is idiocy.
+Yes, precisely.
+Difficult administration results in incorrect or inadequate installation.
+Use something distinctive.
+It's easy if you have the spec.
+Of course it does.
+I've been thinking of sending this information to 9fans for a while.
+I'm a little disturbed by these questions.
+This question has been answered.
+No, there is no solution.
+Other systems claim to have solutions but they are exaggerating.
+I was trying to tell you the way to do it.
+Awful.
+Not exactly.
+In this context, I don't feel it's ambiguous.

lib/rsc

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+This has always annoyed me.
+If you tell me what the code should be I'll fix it.
+I don't really understand what the problem is.
+It was a failure of vision.
+My apologies.
+If you want to build your own, you've got all the pieces. :)
+It's your call.
+enjoy.
+Yes, with a caveat.
+No.
+What were you doing when it crashed?
+IBM wasn't thinking much about the future when they set up the VGA registers.
+Thanks for the fix.
+vga is a very hard problem.
+I don't agree about the x86.
+Hmm.  Not exactly what I had in mind.
+We haven't been making the common distinction between stable and "unstable" versions of the software.
+Put things in the right place to begin with.
+in my mind wheel mice don't count.
+i've been hoarding real three-button mice for a while now; the end is near.
+I wrote a simple client long ago that I could dig up.
+please, do us all a favor and write a better one.
+i've tried mothra and charon, and neither satisfies me.
+That's fine for now.
+Have fun.
+eww.
+This is getting more off topic by the day.
+It is possible to write very clear code that really doesn't need comments nor "literate" interpretation.
+it looks like an error from hotmail, not from plan 9.
+we're stuck with ssh, but let's not delude ourselves into thinking it's a good protocol.
+Aha.
+I might not understand the question.
+Sorry about not being more specific.
+Actually that's the way it's supposed to work.
+that was me.
+if you're going to do something about it, great.

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -4637,3 +4637,13 @@ I installed Microsoft Windows 95 on my laptop which already had Plan9 9 happily
 Additional Facts:
 ``Open Systems'' is a command like ``Open Sesame'':  it means they want you to open your wallet. -- Geoff Collyer
 Upas owes much of its design and success to Sendmail.
+If you discover that you are riding a dead horse, dismount.
+Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article are permitted in any medium provided this notice is preserved.
+If you quit on school, you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country. -- President Barack Obama
+Faust II is a great example of the second system effect -- aiju
+We've revised your Wells Fargo Online Agreement
+Plan-9 is olded ! :(
+And I don't want to live between such men, as you are.
+Yes, asshole. -- Douglas A. Gwyn
+Everything you do from now on will be more fun. -- Windows 95 installer
+Subject:  Do you think I can use Plan9 ?