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#!/usr/bin/env python
"""
shortutil . py - Phenny Custom Shortcut Module
Copyright 2013 jmf
Licensed under the WTFPL .
http : / / www . wtfpl . net / txt / copying /
Module for phenny :
http : / / inamidst . com / phenny /
"""
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import random
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import web
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def make_cmd ( cmd , txt ) :
def m ( phenny , input ) :
t = txt
if input . group ( 2 ) :
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u = input . group ( 2 ) . strip ( ) + " , "
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t = t [ 0 ] . upper ( ) + t [ 1 : ]
else :
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u = " "
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phenny . say ( u + t )
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m . commands = [ cmd ]
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return m
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rtfm = make_cmd ( " rtfm " , " someone thinks you should read the manual. The development wiki is at http://dev.minetest.net, the regular wiki is at http://wiki.minetest.net. " )
questions = make_cmd ( " questions " , " someone thinks that your question is inaccurate or doesn ' t follow the guidelines. Read the guidelines here: http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html " )
pil = make_cmd ( " pil " , " someone thinks you need to brush up on or learn Lua, please go to: http://lua.org/pil/ " )
git = make_cmd ( " git " , " someone thinks you need to brush up on or learn Git, please go to: http://git-scm.com/book/ " )
stfu = make_cmd ( " stfu " , " someone thinks you need to shut the fuck up before you get muted. " )
proc = make_cmd ( " proc " , " someone thinks you need to stop procrastinating. " )
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def next ( phenny , input ) :
""" Next one please """
phenny . say ( " Another satisfied customer. Next! " )
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next . commands = [ ' next ' ]
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def doge ( phenny , input ) :
""" much wow, very function, such programming """
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if random . randint ( 0 , 5 ) == 0 :
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data , sc = web . get ( ' http://pubapi.cryptsy.com/api.php?method=singlemarketdata&marketid=132 ' )
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data = str ( data , ' utf-8 ' )
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data = web . json ( data )
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phenny . say ( " DOGE is at " + data [ ' return ' ] [ ' markets ' ] [ ' DOGE ' ] [ ' lasttradeprice ' ] + " BTC " )
else :
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links = [
" http://is.gd/zgopNT " , # http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/002/d/f/wow_by_kawiku-d70lb8q.png
" http://i.imgur.com/JphfPur.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/2MmvpGR.jpg " ,
" https://people.mozilla.org/~smartell/meme/such-logo.gif " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/e16WWlK.gif " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/6wx9Mf9.png " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/1GVIKve.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/606BPbS.png " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/VcwHcBO.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/3pnQciA.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/ampdE1n.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/QIqDXZw.gif " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/PoYoFXg.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/xcrvGLn.jpg " ,
" http://25.media.tumblr.com/282b439e00e13be63e932425388afa7d/tumblr_muopr4oEjG1qbhxqdo1_1280.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/EW37mvz.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/F2vYL4j.gif " ,
" http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b1de230c236cbc6310ae000e1a5cdc2/tumblr_mu7uxmD9i31rdj00zo1_500.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/Ck3qYFb.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/wp9x7GY.gif " ,
" https://pp.vk.me/c607929/v607929263/624e/K6NMxz0Cj7U.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/q7VKiiK.gif " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/RKHNg3v.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/l0YSsre.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/YRdsSHn.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/HhjNnIX.png " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/qLbktNN.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/NOIyL1K.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/v7gjzme.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/uI51MQy.png " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/JBXo2M5.jpg " ,
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" https://i.imgur.com/lpdPpxX.jpg " ,
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]
# ^ How to be productive on a Saturday
phenny . say ( random . choice ( links ) )
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doge . commands = [ ' doge ' ]
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def cat ( phenny , input ) :
cats = [
" meow :3 " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/qmj3sTy.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/iEyDY2z.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/BY5ehYX.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/D448EQt.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/3l1REu3.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/3012uP2.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/0p9arhp.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/c6nvxLE.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/ERebecg.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/AU5LoAs.jpg " ,
" https://cdn.mediacru.sh/LGwqjSoddQ2G.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/RoCxCms.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/CkgC24b.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/iATkdQO.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/kA8l8oP.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/BIPTRoc.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/bjM2UlX.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/YMm7Tgl.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/qNBpvF3.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/CjNrx6g.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/XaU5D0a.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/F1JBD2m.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/q4RPFjJ.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/fVK8nca.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/bZiCFie.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/MSLjnAw.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/DCXEhOJ.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/gfPVdsc.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/i78Jltr.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/R18cQmP.png " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/0ekIBPl.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/foNWNCA.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/NCpnwbx.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/NKWGj9s.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/6tZDQQn.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/7jtdgLn.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/hF7WuV9.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/A6Pw3Cf.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/9tHeEYj.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/f6q50SJ.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/3nHDsb8.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/w9c7A6x.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/rBJgj7d.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/TC7fv.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/xRPBWSw.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/qjzMvkJ.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/qYdPjox.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/8UvDsPc.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/yFmko1j.jpg " ,
" http://i.imgur.com/nySOBtb.jpg " ,
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" https://mediacru.sh/sABjUz-OsVY_.jpe " ,
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" https://i.imgur.com/kQ62yNM.jpg " ,
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" https://i.imgur.com/s9tdEOi.jpg " ,
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]
phenny . say ( random . choice ( cats ) )
cat . commands = [ ' cat ' ]
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def btc ( phenny , input ) :
""" Get current Bitcoin price """
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data , sc = web . get ( ' https://blockchain.info/ticker ' )
data = str ( data , ' utf-8 ' )
data = web . json ( data )
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if input . group ( 2 ) :
currency = input . group ( 2 ) . strip ( ) . upper ( )
else :
currency = ' USD '
if not currency in data . keys ( ) :
return phenny . reply ( ' Unknown currency. Supported currencies: ' + ' , ' . join ( data . keys ( ) ) )
phenny . say ( ' 1 BTC = %.4f %s ' % ( data [ currency ] [ ' 15m ' ] , data [ currency ] [ ' symbol ' ] ) )
btc . commands = [ ' btc ' ]