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[messages for room 21 -- rmInside7_11
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"You are in a 24-hour convenience store.
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There is a magazine rack near the front door, with a sign reading
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\"This no library -- no leeding.\"
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Except for the clerk standing behind the counter,
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the store appears to be deserted. A small sign graces the counter."
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%message 2
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"There are many magazines on the rack,
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but your eyes immediately go to the ones with the naked girls on the cover."
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%message 3
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"Move to the counter when you are ready to pay for your selections."
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%message 4
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"Shouldn't you TAKE your purchases before paying for them?"
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%message 5
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"\n\"WHAT A PERVERT!!!\"\n"
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%message 6
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"The shelves are filled with all the necessities of life:
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\"Dwinkies,\" \"Wallo-Wars,\" \"Loritos,\" various colas,
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cheap wine, and coffee.
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You don't see anything you really need in this part of the store."
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%message 7
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"Nah. You'd just be wasting your money."
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%message 8
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"\"You haven't used your old one yet!\""
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%message 9
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"Apparently the clerk is new to this country.
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He only knows a few English words."
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%message 10
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"\"Sure, we got lubbers!\""
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%message 11
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"(Obviously you've hit his area of expertise!)"
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%message 12
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"\"What kind lubber you want? Smooth or libbed?\""
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%message 13
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"\"Colored or plain?\""
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%message 14
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"\"Lubricated or rough-cut?\""
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%message 15
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"\"Striped or plaid?\""
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%message 16
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"\"Peppermint or spearmint flavor?\""
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%message 17
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"\"Hey, everybody!!
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This weird-o just bought a %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""
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%message 18
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"After looking around to make certain you're alone,
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you quietly ask the clerk if he has any available behind the counter."
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%message 19
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"The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting.
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His shotgun makes a permanent impression on you.
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(And, IN you!)"
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%message 20
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"\"Oakie, doakie Meester!\""
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%message 21
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"smooth"
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%message 22
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"libbed"
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%message 23
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"colored"
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%message 24
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"plain"
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%message 25
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"lubricated"
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%message 26
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"rough-cut"
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%message 27
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"striped"
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%message 28
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"plaid"
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%message 29
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"peppermint"
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%message 30
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"spearmint"
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%message 31
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"He hands you the package, saying
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\"All together, that will be $%v200.00, prease.\""
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%message 32
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"Unfortunately, you only have $%v90.00.
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(Perhaps you can sneak out without paying.)"
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%message 33
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"You give him the money, with a pleasant \"Thanks a lot, big mouth!\""
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%message 34 [ MUST remain 1 single space!!
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" "
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%message 35
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"\"Hey, Meester!!\" yells the clerk.
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\"I hope you enjoy your %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""
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%message 36
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"The magazines are on the rack nearest the door."
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%message 37
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""
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%message 38
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"Nah. That's enough reading material for one game."
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%message 39
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"\"Ooooooh, Meester!
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Thank you for free money.
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What wonderful country thees is!!\""
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%message 40
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"\"Oakie, doakie Meester! That'll be $%v200.00.\""
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%message 41
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"\"Have a nice day.\""
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%message 42
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"You grab a bottle of cheap wine,
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and wonder how they can make a profit selling this stuff for only a
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dollar a gallon!"
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%message 43
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"Not here. This place is too expensive!"
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%message 44
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"A small, discreetly hand-lettered sign says:\n\n
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\"Prophylactics For Sale\n
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Ask Clerk\""
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%message 45
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"\"Nice turban, Leroy.\""
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%message 46
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"\"Hey, meester! Come over here, and get your lubber!!\""
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%message 47
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"He smiles back, pretending to understand."
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%message 48
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"The wine is on the left end of the back wall."
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%message 49
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"That extra large jug of wine looks like a bargain."
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%message 50
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"There's nothing of interest inside."
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%message 51
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"That is located behind the counter. Ask the clerk."
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%message 52
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"You still have some."
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%message 53
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"\"Here, Meester,\" he says. \"Thees smells like chur brand!\""
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%message 54
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"Hmm. That one looks particularly interesting."
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%message 55
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"Whew. One of those bottles is about all a guy needs, Larry."
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%message 56
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"The wall behind the clerk is blank and
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the counter is completely bare, except for a small sign.
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(You wonder where he keeps the slim jims.)"
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%message 57
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"\"Sorry, no gottee!\""
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%message 58
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"\"Fposwqa feinnzx. Ofewass gewyiu qfbva.\""
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%message 59
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"\"Poolskd asd woefpo lkjfq feps of foeps.\""
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%message 60
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"\"Owf wepa vpifk qpqwf? Qqwpp apifrp qp foiw!\""
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%message 61
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"\"Tqp nbq bqopni ba ajpqoi fqyq. HA HA HA!!\""
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%message 62
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"\"Pqwwo qfp qwfnbv qozdvie. Ppqow poqw fvzxc ioplhjk.\""
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%message 63
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"\"Qufe weax zxo zvp zvqiw vpozcvajpbnv wf, apoz. Wfipa?\""
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%message 64
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"\"Zxxz pofqsoo afpoistr zxcv.\""
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