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[messages for room 17 -- rmHooker
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"This is the hooker's seedy bedroom.
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The bed's a mess, ditto the hooker!"
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%message 2
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"Yep! This would be a perfect time! The Surgeon General would be proud."
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%message 3
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"You already are wearing it."
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%message 4
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"It looks like the hooker has a box of candy on her table."
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%message 5
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"Although successful, you feel less than satisfied.
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Technically speaking, you're no longer a virgin,
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but for some reason, the thrill just wasn't there.
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You vow to continue your quest until you please your heart,
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not just your other organs!"
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%message 6
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"Sniffing the air, you're suddenly hungry for tuna."
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%message 7
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"\"Come on over here, Larry!\""
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%message 8
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"She says, \"Me first!\" as she%m25"
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%message 9
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"Not again! A guy can only take so much!!"
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%message 10
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"She seems more interested in that cigarette than she was in you."
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%message 11
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"It's a good thing you were wearing that rubber!"
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%message 12
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"It's already open."
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%message 13
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"Nah. This room needs the fresh air!"
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%message 14
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"You repeatedly bang your head against the closed glass."
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%message 15
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""
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%message 16
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"It's a really ugly table."
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%message 17
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"\"Jeez, Mister! What've you been eating? Buffalo chips???\""
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%message 18
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"She certainly seems to enjoy that gum."
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%message 19
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"A sign near the bed says: \"Substantial penalty for early withdrawals.\""
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%message 20
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"\"So,\" she snarls, \"you just gonna stand there, or what?\""
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%message 21
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"\"Was it good for you, baby?\" you ask her."
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%message 22
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"\"Was what good?\" she replies."
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%message 23
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"Although you might look precious in that little white lace number,
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you're just not that kind of guy!"
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%message 24
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"She%m25"
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%message 25
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" goes to work on you.
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Then she smiles as she bites it off!
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\"Sorry, Larry. No oral sex in this game. Suffer!\""
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%message 26
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"Now's a great time to think of that!"
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%message 27
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"\"Is that a toothpick in your pocket,
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or are you just happy to get past my pimp?\""
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%message 28
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"You'd have a better view if you'd move to the front of the bed!"
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%message 29
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"There is a fire escape outside the window."
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%message 30
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"The clothesline is barely strong enough to hold its present load.
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Poor girl, you'd think at these prices she could afford a laundromat."
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%message 31
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"\"Hey, what kind of girl do you think I am?\""
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%message 32
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"It's getting old and rusty -- not unlike you, Larry."
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%message 33
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"It just hangs there."
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%message 34
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"There's nothing (and no one) there."
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%message 35
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"It, too, is broken."
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%message 36
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""
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%message 37
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"It's barely strong enough to hold up its present load.
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Besides, if you take it, her underwear would fall down."
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%message 38
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"There is a table near the window."
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%message 39
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"There's nothing there."
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%message 40
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"You have no use for a stained pillow."
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%message 41
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"You are as naked as you're going to get!"
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%message 42
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"With all your clothes on?"
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%message 43
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"You slyly tap out a message in Morse code; unfortunately, only some rats
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hear it."
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%message 44
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"You can't. She's nailed it to the floor."
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%message 45
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"Your rope is not long enough to reach outside."
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%message 46
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"NOW!?
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You've come this far, Larry; now's the time to do more than just look!"
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