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144 lines
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[messages for room 13 -- rmToilet
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"You are in Lefty's one and only restroom.
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The stench is overpowering, there is graffiti on the walls, and you
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doubt that the sink was clean even when it was installed.
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Even roaches can't survive in this place!"
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%message 2
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"%m8Scott me up, Beamie!\""
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%message 3
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"Ahhhhhhh."
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%message 4
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"%m8Attention arcade game players: please don't eat the urinal cakes!\""
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%message 5
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"%m8It takes leather balls to play rugby!\""
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%message 6
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"Funny. No one knocks back."
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%message 7
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"NOW??"
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%message 8
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"You see many messages. One is:\n\n\""
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%message 9
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"You see a handsome, dashing, macho, sexy, young man.
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(Obviously, this mirror has quite a bit of distortion!)"
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%message 10
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"You grab an ancient copy of the \"Ball Street Journal,\"
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and settle in to \"sit and think!\""
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%message 11
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"You feel a great relief!"
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%message 12
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"Why, look!
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Some woman removed her diamond ring to wash her hands,
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and forgot to take it with her."
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%message 13
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"Got it!\n\n
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You briefly consider an attempt to find the ring's owner,
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but return to your normal self and pocket it instead."
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%message 14
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"A small, neatly lettered sign reminds you:\n\n
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\"Since we can't clean up after every customer,
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please rinse out this sink when you are finished.\""
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%message 15
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"Evidently, you are the first customer who can read."
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%message 16
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"My, my. Aren't we the little sick-o!"
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%message 17
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"Say, here's an interesting one:\n\n
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\"The password is: 'Ken sent me.'\""
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%message 18
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"Bad idea, eh Larry?"
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%message 19
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"Your life passes before your eyes."
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%message 20
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"You doze briefly."
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%message 21
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"What's that aroma?"
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%message 22
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"Ok."
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%message 23
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"It's not a pretty sight!"
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%message 24
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"Say, there's no soap."
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%message 25
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"There's no towels."
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%message 26
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"Move closer to the handle."
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%message 27
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"Your hands are still dirty, but now they're wet!"
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%message 28
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"The toilet paper is only there for official purposes."
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%message 29
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"Carefully finishing your duties,
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you wipe and toss the newspaper behind the toilet for the next user."
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%message 30
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"You only read while \"enthroned.\""
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%message 31
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"Your face is still dirty, but at least it's now dripping with water."
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%message 32
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"Ok. You're dry (but your keyboard is still damp)!"
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%message 33
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"Realizing your mistake, you quickly jiggle the handle,
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attempting to stem the onrushing tide of water."
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%message 34
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"It doesn't work."
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%message 35
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"It's nice of you to try, but this sink is too far gone to save!"
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%message 36
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"No one would drink from ANY fixture in here!"
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%message 37
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"Nice idea, but the mirror is firmly attached to the wall."
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%message 38
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"Yuck!"
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%message 39
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"Lefty must be running low on air freshener."
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%message 40
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"No wonder your eyesight is so bad!"
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%message 41
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"Been drinking Lefty's liquor again, eh?"
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