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[messages for room 45 -- rmBedroom
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"The penthouse bedroom is quite deluxe."
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%message 2
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"Didn't your Mother tell you that doing that would make you go blind?"
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%message 3
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"Geez, Larry. Do we have to?"
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%message 4
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"Now?! When she's waiting for you on the bed??"
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%message 5
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"It is open."
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%message 6
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"It's not open."
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%message 7
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"There's no inflatable doll out here."
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%message 8
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"All right, you asked for it.\n\n
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In fact, you've asked for it twice! Here we go..."
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%message 9
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"Got her!"
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%message 10
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"Selecting your own personal favorite from the three available openings,
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you shyly try out the doll.
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This has to be the kinkiest thing you've done in a long time, Larry.\n\n
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You gradually increase your tempo as you lose your inhibitions
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(not to mention your self-esteem).
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Faster and faster you go, until suddenly, there's a loud, flatulent sound..."
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%message 11
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"You lost her, remember!"
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%message 12
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"You've found a closet full of uninteresting stuff, plus one inflatable doll."
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%message 13
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"The rest of the closet is rather dull compared to the inflatable doll."
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%message 14
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"Walking out of the closet, you clumsily catch your new friend on a
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protruding nail!
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There's a loud, flatulent sound, and..."
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%message 15
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"The closet is closed."
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%message 16
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"You huff, and you puff, and you blow your doll up.
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Holding her out at arm's length, you pause to admire your handiwork..."
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%message 17
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"...somehow you expected more."
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%message 18
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"What more would you want to see?"
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%message 19
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"Move closer to the handle."
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%message 20
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"Move out of the way of the door first."
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%message 21
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"Go get her, Larry."
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%message 22
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"It's another one of those boring works of modern art;
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this one is signed \"Mark Crowe.\""
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%message 23
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"The bedspread is made of genuine, 100 per cent, acrylic zebrahide."
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%message 24
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"Congratulations, Larry!!!\n\n
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You've done it!!\n\n
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You've successfully completed your evening in Sierra World,
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lost your virginity, and emerged victorious!"
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%message 25
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"Of course, your feelings of success are short-lived,
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since this is where Ken Williams has to tell you about our
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soon-to-be-released sequel.\n\n
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Hey, Ken! Come here, and give 'em your pitch..."
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%message 26
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"\"Hi, folks! Remember, coming to this very computer Real Soon Now,
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is the next installment in the saga of Larry Laffer,
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traveling software salesman.
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I'd tell you the name now, but we haven't made one up yet!\n\n
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(Be sure to pick up a few extra copies,
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just in case our disk copier is screwed up again!)\""
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%message 27
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"Oh, wait. We almost forget to tell you how well you played."
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%message 28
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"You can't bear the thought of deflating your new friend, so you don't!"
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%message 29
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"What fun is an uninflated inflatable doll?"
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%message 30
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"...thanks for playing,
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and be sure to tell each and every one of your friends
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to buy their own personal copy of this game."
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%message 31
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"Move inside the closet."
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%message 32
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"You played ok, I guess!"
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%message 33
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"On behalf of Mark and Sandy, Al and Marg, Jeff and Chris,
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Russ and Kim, Larry and Bob, Ken and Roberta, Bob and Marilyn and/or
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Bob and Jeannine, John and Mary, Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice..."
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%message 34
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"Don't you find it difficult to have a meaningful relationship with latex?"
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%message 35
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"OK."
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%message 36
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"Love ya, baby!"
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%message 37
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"Sorry. One's your limit!"
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%message 38
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"You don't have time to rest!"
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%message 39
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"You are standing."
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%message 40
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"Perhaps if you first established mouth/latex contact..."
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%message 41
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"Picking up the corner of the expensive, vinyl, zebra-skin bedspread, you
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discover..."
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%message 42
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"...nothing."
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%message 43
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"You can't. It's screwed to the wall."
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%message 44
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"That's not what she's for, Larry."
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%message 45
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"...and that's exactly the way she used to look!"
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%message 46
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"Ladies and gentlemen...\n\n
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Mr. Ken Williams!"
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