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[messages for room 43 -- rmHotTub
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"The moon lights an expansive rooftop garden with a spa in one corner.
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You've found the source of the gurgling noise!"
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%message 2
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"Wasting no time, you hop into the water.
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Oooh, does it feel good!
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The warm water swirls about you,
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the bubbles stimulating you nearly as much as the beautiful woman across
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from you.
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With the warmth of the water soaking into your body,
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you become quite relaxed."
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%message 3
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"Wow! Just the way you like your women: nearby and naked!
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She has a beautiful tan, and a gorgeous body.
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You've waited a lifetime for this moment."
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%message 4
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"What a beautiful face!
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She's leaning back, relaxing in the spa with
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the water bubbling up around her.
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It's even possible you could become sexually aroused by this!"
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%message 5
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"Eve takes your apple, and with a sweet, innocent look,
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raises it to her mouth.
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She takes a small bite out of it, while a sexy smile comes across her face.
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She winks, and lies back in the water, chewing delicately."
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%message 6
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"Eve gently moves her sensuous tongue around the apple,
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tiny drops of the apple's juice glistening on her lips."
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%message 7
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"In the hot tub is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen!
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Beside her is her towel, and swim suit.
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You can't believe she doesn't mind your presence here."
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%message 8
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"You have no apple."
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%message 9
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"Looking over at the next hotel, you notice an ugly girl getting undressed."
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%message 10
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"She's not really that pretty."
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%message 11
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"Well, she's looking better."
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%message 12
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"You know, she's not that bad."
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%message 13
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"You could ignore some of her faults."
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%message 14
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"Perhaps you're in love!"
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%message 15
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"Pant, pant, pant, pant, pant."
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%message 16
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"Something tells you that's the wrong approach with this one, Larry."
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%message 17
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"She's really turning you on!
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You had no idea fruit could be so exciting."
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%message 18
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"\"Bad breath's one thing, Mister; but you could knock a buzzard off
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a manure truck!\""
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%message 19
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"Nah. Who wants to go hot-tubbing alone?"
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%message 20
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"\"Hey, handsome, why don't you slip into the water with me,
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so we can REALLY get to know each other!\""
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%message 21
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"Her hand is resting near a fluffy, white, expensive bath towel,
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embroidered in florid script with the name: \"Eve.\""
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%message 22
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"You can take a hint. \"Let's go, baby!\" you whisper!"
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%message 23
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"\"This water feels SO good!\""
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%message 24
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"After finishing the apple, Eve slowly slides out of the hot tub,
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her steamy, naked body glistening in the moonlight.
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Barely covering her tremendous assets with the towel,
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she smiles and motions for you to follow her."
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%message 25
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"\"Who loves ya, baby?\""
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%message 26
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"\"So long, baby!\" you shout!"
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%message 27
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"As you leave the hot tub, Eve speaks at last,
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\"Say, Larry. You really ARE glad to see ME!!\""
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%message 28
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""
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%message 29
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"It's difficult to take your eyes off the beautiful woman with
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whom you share the hot tub."
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%message 30
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"She says nothing, but that smile tells you a lot."
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%message 31
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"Perhaps if you establish eye contact first..."
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%message 32
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"\"What's your name, gorgeous?\" you ask."
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%message 33
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"\"Have you ever tried it underwater?\" you coyly ask."
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%message 34
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"She doesn't say."
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%message 35
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"\"What's your sign, dollface?\" you ask."
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%message 36
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"At last she speaks. \"Yield,\" she says simply."
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%message 37
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"Although she smiles, it appears she's a woman of few words.
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She's waiting for you to determine what it is she wants!"
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%message 38
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"\"Share your wine with me?\" you ask."
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%message 39
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"She hands you the glass, and you take an uncustomarily small sip.
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She replenishes it from the bottle, so it appears no different
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than before."
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%message 40
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"It appears she doesn't like that!"
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%message 41
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"She wouldn't like that."
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%message 42
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"Say; what's this? A beautiful woman all alone in a hot tub!
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And, she's smiling at you? And, and..."
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%message 43
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"Why take it, when you can drink it?"
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%message 44
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"It looks like a bottle of fine champagne, suitable for two."
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%message 45
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"They ARE off."
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%message 46
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"They ARE on."
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%message 47
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"Her gold bracelet is engraved with the word \"Eve.\""
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%message 48
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"...and, she speaks, \"Hi, handsome. Where have you been all my life?\""
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%message 49
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"(Larry, this one seems to LIKE you!)"
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%message 50
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"SLAP!"
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%message 51
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"\"Oooh, I like that name!\""
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%message 52
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"SLAP!\n\n
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SLAP!!"
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