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231 lines
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[messages for room 41 -- rmHoneymoonSuite
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"Your are in the casino hotel's honeymoon suite.
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The heart-shaped bed is just waiting for you and Fawn.
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The dim lighting provides the perfect atmosphere.
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You've always appreciated the \"Early American Gaudy\" look.
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There is a radio on the shelf behind the bed."
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%message 2
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"This is the honeymoon suite.
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The heart-shaped bed would have been perfect for you and Fawn.
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Too bad things worked out like this!"
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%message 3
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""
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%message 4
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"The radio interrupts the Frank Sinatra medley with an obnoxious
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singing commercial..."
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%message 5
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"\"
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We're Ajax Liquor,\n
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and we're proud to say,\n
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we deliver all across\n
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the U.S.A.\""
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%message 6
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"\"
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You're out of luck\n
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if you want to dine,\n
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but if you just need booze,\n
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dial 555-8039!\""
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%message 7
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"Sounds like a nice mellow station..."
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%message 8
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"\"And now, back to our music.\""
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%message 9
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"Click."
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%message 10
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"She doesn't appear to be in the mood yet, Larry."
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%message 11
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"Good idea. Unfortunately, you have nothing with which to cut a rope, Larry."
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%message 12
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"Right!\n\n
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Using the pocket knife you got from the old bum by the convenience store,
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you saw through the ropes holding you to the bed."
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%message 13
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"You never know when a nice piece of rope will come in handy."
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%message 14
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"Since you have no way of cutting the ropes,
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and they're far too tightly tied for you to loosen,
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it looks like this is the end for you, Larry."
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%message 15
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"You can't. She fastened them quite securely!"
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%message 16
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"You can't. You're tied to a bed!"
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%message 17
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"She is so beautiful you want to do wonderful things to, er, ah, FOR her."
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%message 18
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"\"You know, a little wine would help me get in the mood, Larry.\""
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%message 19
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"\"I'd think the least a gentleman would do is to buy a lady
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a bottle of wine.\""
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%message 20
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"She looks ready, Larry."
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%message 21
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"She says, \"Lie down, Larry.
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I have a special surprise for you!\""
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%message 22
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"Then she says, \"Close your eyes,\"
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and you do because you're sure that, finally, success is at hand."
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%message 23
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"\"Oh, Fawn!\" you moan."
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%message 24
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"You grab your wallet and look inside.\n\n
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Oh, well.
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At least she didn't find the %v90 bucks you hid in that secret compartment.
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With your consummate gambling skills, you should be back on your feet
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in no time!"
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%message 25
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"You're tied to the bed and can't move."
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%message 26
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"When Fawn has you securely tied to the bed, she grabs your wallet, saying,
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\"You forgot to pay me for the wine,\" then heads out the door."
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%message 27
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"\"FAWN! Come back!\" you shout. \"This isn't funny!!\""
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%message 28
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"\"Aren't you going to pour the wine?\" she says, her eyes flashing."
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%message 29
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"\"I'm ready when you are, honey!\"\n\n
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Come on, Larry; what are you waiting for?"
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%message 30
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"She looks like she could use some of that wine."
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%message 31
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"There's no wine here."
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%message 32
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"Right. Sure. Pour another for her while you're at it!"
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%message 33
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"You grab the bottle, and fortify your courage with a long, hard belt!"
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%message 34
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"You carefully remove the bottle from the wine bucket,
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unscrew the cap, and pour two glasses.
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She downs her glass immediately, you refill it, and she does it again.
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Her eyes meet yours, and you're sure luck is with you this time!"
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%message 35
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"This room doesn't even have a telephone!"
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%message 36
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"It's pretty complicated. There's a knob that says \"On.\""
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%message 37
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"The radio IS off."
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%message 38
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"The radio IS on."
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%message 39
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"\"Ooh, Baby!\n\n
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That feels so good!\n\n
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Ooooooooooh!!\""
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%message 40
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"\"Hey, what's the deal with the rope?\""
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%message 41
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""
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%message 42
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"\"Why are you tying me to the bed?\""
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%message 43
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"You have more important things on your mind than sitting."
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%message 44
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"This window doesn't open."
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%message 45
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"The tuning knob on the radio is stuck.
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Looks like you're stuck with the Easy Listening station."
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%message 46
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"You can't move the knob,
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but it doesn't matter since the radio isn't on anyway!"
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%message 47
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"You see the lights of Lost Wages spread out before you."
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%message 48
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"\"Oh, Larry, it's you!\" Fawn says.
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\"I thought it was that cute, young delivery boy again.\""
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%message 49
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"Hmmm. Was \"Tuesday\" a good year?"
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%message 50
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"It's a table model, not a portable."
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%message 51
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"Besides, the hotel bolted it to the table."
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%message 52
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"You are unable to break the window."
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%message 53
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"You can't.
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It's the same brand that people can't break
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when they want to christen a ship!"
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%message 54
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"Move closer to the handle."
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%message 55
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"Don't you think a heart-shaped bed is trite?"
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%message 56
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"You can't. The delivery boy glued it to the table."
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%message 57
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"\"FAWN!! You scum-sucking gutter slug, get back in here!\""
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%message 58
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"Unfortunately, your pleas go unheeded."
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%message 59
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"\"Say, Fawn, when are you going to get undressed?\""
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%message 60
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"Hmmm. You wonder if there's any way a guy can \"consummate\" by himself?"
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%message 61
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"Larry, it looks like \"the honeymoon's over.\""
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%message 62
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"As she heads out the door, she laughs and says, \"So long, turkey!\""
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