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435 lines
8.3 KiB
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[messages for room 4 -- lgcQuestions3
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"When playing \"Monopoly\" you\n\n
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a. hope for a straight\n
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flush.\n
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b. must own four houses\n
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before building\n
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a hotel.\n
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c. need a black jack to\n
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win.\n
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d. win with a seven and\n
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a five."
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%message 2
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"Which is not in Hawaii?\n\n
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a. Oahu\n
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b. Kauai\n
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c. Fiji\n
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d. Maui"
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%message 3
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"Which is not a car?\n\n
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a. Ferrari\n
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b. Porsche\n
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c. Corvair\n
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d. Toshiba"
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%message 4
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"President Eisenhower's nickname was\n\n
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a. Tink.\n
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b. Blackjack.\n
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c. Ike.\n
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d. Tina."
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%message 5
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"Bourbon Street is in\n\n
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a. Whiskeyville, Indiana.\n
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b. Jackass Flats, Idaho.\n
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c. \"Monopoly.\"\n
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d. New Orleans, Louisiana."
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%message 6
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"Does a pair of queens beat three deuces?\n\n
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a. Yes, in blackjack.\n
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b. Yes, in poker.\n
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c. No, in canasta.\n
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d. It depends on what the\n
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three deuces said."
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%message 7
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"Calvin Klein is\n\n
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a. married to\n
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Brooke Shields.\n
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b. a movie star.\n
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c. a clothing designer.\n
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d. President of the\n
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Coarsegold Chamber\n
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of Commerce."
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%message 8
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"Two bits is\n\n
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a. all it takes to consume\n
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a \"Big Mac.\"\n
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b. computer talk.\n
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c. about a dollar.\n
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d. the former cost for a\n
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shave and a haircut."
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%message 9
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"Charlie McCarthy and\n\n
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a. John Lennon\n
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b. Louis Pasteur\n
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c. Albert Einstein\n
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d. Edgar Bergen"
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%message 10
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"Who is not a famous musician?\n\n
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a. Lawrence Welk\n
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b. Tommy Dorsey\n
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c. Les Brown\n
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d. Steve Garvey"
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%message 11
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"Which is non-alcoholic?\n\n
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a. whiskey\n
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b. Grand Marnier\n
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c. Perrier\n
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d. tequila"
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%message 12
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"Who was not a politician?\n\n
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a. Richard Nixon\n
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b. Ronald Reagan\n
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c. W. C. Fields\n
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d. George Bush"
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%message 13
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"The last name of Annette (on the original Mickey Mouse Club) was\n\n
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a. Funnicular.\n
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b. that WAS her last name.\n
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c. Funicello.\n
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d. Avalon."
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%message 14
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"\"Tiptoe Through the Tulips\" was recorded by\n\n
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a. Alice Cooper.\n
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b. Alice B. Toklas.\n
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c. Tiny Tim.\n
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d. Big Tiny Little."
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%message 15
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"Which one of these was not a war?\n\n
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a. Crimean\n
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b. Korean\n
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c. Chinese\n
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d. Vietnamese"
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%message 16
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"Who's buried in Grant's tomb?\n\n
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a. Grant Tinker\n
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b. Land Grant\n
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c. NSF Grant\n
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d. Mrs. Grant"
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%message 17
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"John F. Kennedy drove a\n\n
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a. PT boat.\n
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b. spike faster than a\n
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steam driver.\n
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c. battleship.\n
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d. Ferrari."
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%message 18
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"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled\n\n
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a. pips.\n
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b. pipers.\n
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c. peppers.\n
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d. peekers."
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%message 19
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"A result of Watergate was\n\n
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a. the loss of water.\n
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b. Jimmy Carter quit.\n
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c. Richard Nixon quit.\n
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d. Gerald Ford quit."
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%message 20
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"I find computer games with adult content\n\n
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a. offensive.\n
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b. acceptable.\n
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c. repulsive.\n
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d. under my bed."
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%message 21
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"The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by the\n\n
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a. Panama Canal.\n
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b. Snake River.\n
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c. hips.\n
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d. Isthmus of Panama."
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%message 22
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"The most likely place to find virgins is\n\n
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a. The Virgin Islands.\n
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b. Virginia.\n
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c. St. Mary's Girls School.\n
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d. Hollywood."
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%message 23
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"Who wrote \"To be, or not to be?\"\n\n
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a. Bill Shakespeare.\n
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b. Paul McCartney.\n
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c. George Bernard Shaw.\n
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d. Tennessee Williams."
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%message 24
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"The largest state is\n\n
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a. California.\n
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b. Alaska.\n
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c. Rhode Island.\n
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d. Texas."
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%message 25
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"Utah is full of\n\n
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a. fresh water.\n
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b. Jews.\n
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c. Catholics.\n
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d. None of the above."
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%message 26
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"The leader of Nazi Germany was\n\n
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a. Boris Godunov.\n
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b. Mussolini.\n
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c. Oleg Cassinni.\n
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d. Adolph Hitler."
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%message 27
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"Lee Harvey Oswald killed\n\n
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a. Harvey Milk.\n
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b. Charles Nelson Reilly.\n
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c. John Fitzgerald Kennedy.\n
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d. William Randolph Hearst."
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%message 28
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"How many molecules are in a glass of water?\n\n
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a. one million\n
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b. one trillion\n
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c. one million trillion\n
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d. as many as there are\n
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glasses of water\n
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in the whole world"
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%message 29
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"If a physician were stranded on a desert island with Bo Derek, he would
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probably\n\n
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a. build a boat.\n
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b. take two aspirins.\n
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c. overcharge her.\n
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d. thank God."
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%message 30
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"If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to\n\n
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a. leave.\n
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b. respect my privacy.\n
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c. help me with my\n
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homework.\n
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d. stop playing computer\n
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games."
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%message 31
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"Joe DiMaggio played\n\n
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a. pool.\n
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b. baseball.\n
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c. basketball.\n
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d. trumpet."
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%message 32
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"The most populous city in the United States is\n\n
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a. Los Angeles.\n
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b. Mexico City.\n
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c. New York.\n
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d. Chicago."
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%message 33
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"A nehru jacket is\n\n
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a. made from tanned nehru\n
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hides.\n
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b. out of date.\n
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c. a Middle Eastern\n
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prophylactic.\n
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d. around a car's radiator."
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%message 34
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"Sergeant Pepper was\n\n
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a. the Beatles' chauffeur.\n
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b. Elvis' manager.\n
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c. the leader of the Lonely\n
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Hearts Club Band.\n
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d. hung for treason."
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%message 35
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"Which is not an American armed force?\n\n
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a. the Army\n
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b. the Navy\n
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c. the National Guard\n
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d. the National League"
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%message 36
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"The most effective form of birth control is\n\n
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a. abstinence.\n
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b. the Rhythm Method.\n
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c. the Pill.\n
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d. dating ugly people."
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%message 37
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"Which is not a city in Mexico?\n\n
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a. Tijuana\n
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b. Puerto Vallarta\n
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c. San Diego\n
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d. Mexico City"
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%message 38
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"Herb Alpert and the _____ Brass\n\n
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a. Tijuana\n
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b. Boss\n
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c. Canadian\n
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d. Top"
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%message 39
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"\"It's not nice to fool\"\n\n
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a. Mother Hubbard.\n
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b. Mother Nature.\n
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c. the government.\n
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d. Mayor Daly."
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%message 40
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"\"Where's the\"\n\n
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a. catsup?\n
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b. toilet?\n
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c. beef?\n
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d. rest of this game?"
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%message 41
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"Who was not an astronaut?\n\n
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a. John Milton\n
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b. John Glenn\n
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c. Neil Armstrong\n
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d. Richard Gordon"
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%message 42
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"Who has not been a\n
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U. S. Attorney General?\n\n
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a. John Mitchell\n
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b. Sam Shepard\n
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c. Ramsey Clark\n
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d. Herbert Browner"
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%message 43
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"Which is not a cheese?\n\n
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a. Jarlsburg\n
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b. Mozzarella\n
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c. Brie\n
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d. Reisling"
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%message 44
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"Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was\n\n
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a. Mr. Potato Head.\n
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b. Winnie the Pooh.\n
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c. Mr. Rogers.\n
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d. Mr. Greenjeans."
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%message 45
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"Mohammed Ali is\n\n
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a. a ballet star.\n
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b. an Arab terrorist.\n
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c. a professional boxer.\n
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d. a singer."
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%message 46
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"Who is not a mass murderer?\n\n
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a. Charlie Manson\n
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b. Ted Bundy\n
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c. Jack the Ripper\n
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d. Timothy Leary"
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%message 47
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"There are about _____ calories in a can of beer.\n\n
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a. 15\n
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b. 150\n
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c. 1500\n
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d. 15000"
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%message 48
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"John Belushi was on\n\n
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a. \"Mr. Rogers.\"\n
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b. \"The PTL club.\"\n
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c. \"My Mother the Car.\"\n
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d. \"Saturday Night Live.\""
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%message 49
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"James Earl Jones was the voice of\n\n
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a. Jason in \"Friday\n
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the 13th.\"\n
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b. Freddie in \"Nightmare on\n
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Elm Street.\"\n
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c. Darth Vader in\n
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\"Star Wars.\"\n
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d. Kriswell in \"Plan 9 From\n
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Outer Space.\""
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%message 50
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"Doonesbury's \"Uncle Duke\" is based on\n\n
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a. Jeffrey Hunter.\n
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b. Hunter S. Thompson.\n
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c. Huntz Hall.\n
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d. None of the above."
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%message 51
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"In Westworld, \"where nothing can go wrong,\" guests were entertained by\n\n
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a. Stephen Wright.\n
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b. X-rated movies.\n
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c. robots.\n
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d. Rodney Dangerfield."
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%message 52.
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"Mork was from the planet\n\n
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a. Ork.\n
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b. Vulcan.\n
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c. Krypton.\n
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d. Pluto."
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%message 53
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"Who was banned from \"Saturday Night Live\" because he lost a telephone poll?\n\n
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a. John Belushi\n
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b. Dan Akroyd\n
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c. Chevy Chase\n
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d. Andy Kaufman"
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%message 60
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"Dynamic logic = 4."
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%message 61
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"a"
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%message 62
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"b"
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%message 63
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"c"
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%message 64
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"d"
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%message 65
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"So far, so good.\n\n
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Now for the final question."
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%message 66
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"Question #%v96. Correct answer is %v93."
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%message 67
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"Please answer a, b, c, or d: "
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%message 69
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"So far, so good.\n\n
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Now for the final question."
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