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76 lines
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[messages for room 32 -- rmOutsideCasino
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"It's a casino!"
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%message 2
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"\"Hello, sir.
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Would you help out a poor unfortunate by purchasing an apple?\""
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%message 3
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"\"The price is reasonable: only $1.00.\""
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%message 4
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"\"I take that as a 'No,'\" he says pleasantly.
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\"Very well then, perhaps some other time.\""
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%message 5
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"He's yet another poor soul who donated his everything so the shrine
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of Lost Wages could continue to flourish."
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%message 6
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"\"My pleasure was always the slot machines,\" he says.
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\"Say, are we going to stand here and chitchat all night,
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or am I going to make a sale?\""
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%message 7
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"\"Why, Steve. Nice of you to ask,\" he responds."
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%message 8
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"\"Well, my friends call me 'Woz,' but I don't consider you a friend.\""
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%message 9
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"\"Thank you very much, sir.
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Please call again, whenever you are in the neighborhood,\"
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says the man. And with that, he walks away into the night."
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%message 10
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"\"Hey, come back!\" says the man.
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\"Are you sure you don't want to buy an apple?\""
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%message 11
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"\"You know,\" says the man, peering deep into his barrel,
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\"I'm all out! But thank you for your continued interest.\""
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%message 12
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"\"Ok, be that way!\" he says, and disappears into the night."
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%message 13
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"\"Oh no, you don't!\" exclaims the man."
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%message 14
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"\"Say, you really did lose everything,\" you tell the man."
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%message 15
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"They are nicely manicured, but of no help to you."
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%message 16
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"They're automatic. Get closer."
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%message 17
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"Pretty flashy, eh?"
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%message 18
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"\"Apples. Apples! APPLES for sale!!\""
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%message 19
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"\"Thanks a lot. See you later, pal.\""
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%message 20
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"Isn't it wonderful what can be done with a few light bulbs?"
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