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[messages for room 3 -- lgcQuestions2
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"\"Close Encounters of the Third Kind\" is about\n\n
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a. politics in third-world\n
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countries.\n
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b. homo- and heterosexual\n
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sex.\n
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c. creatures from outer\n
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space.\n
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d. a bicycle race across\n
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Alaska."
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%message 2
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"IBM stands for\n\n
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a. Ittsy Bittsy Men.\n
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b. International Business\n
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Machines.\n
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c. Italian Branch of the\n
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Mafia.\n
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d. Iranian Broom Makers."
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%message 3
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"Who was NOT in the movie \"Easy Rider?\"\n\n
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a. Peter Fonda\n
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b. Dennis Hopper\n
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c. Karen Black\n
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d. Karen Carpenter"
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%message 4
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"Las Vegas is famous for\n\n
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a. its beaches.\n
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b. being the capital of\n
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Arizona.\n
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c. gambling.\n
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d. its weather."
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%message 5
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"The term \"Working Girl\" refers to\n\n
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a. a secretary.\n
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b. a lady of negotiable\n
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virtue.\n
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c. an industrious woman.\n
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d. an employed female."
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%message 6
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"Making a \"Hole in One\" is\n\n
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a. every golfer's dream.\n
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b. too dirty to discuss\n
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here.\n
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c. something carpenters do.\n
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d. best done with scissors."
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%message 7
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"My boss is\n\n
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a. a jerk.\n
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b. a total jerk.\n
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c. an absolute total jerk.\n
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d. responsible for my\n
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paycheck."
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%message 8
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"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n\n
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a. None, it's a hardware\n
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problem.\n
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b. None, programmers can't\n
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fit in light bulbs.\n
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c. 100. One to hold the\n
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bulb and 99 to\n
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debug the house.\n
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d. None so far, but they'll\n
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get to it\n
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Real Soon Now."
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%message 9
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"A hard disk is\n\n
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a. better than a floppy.\n
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b. embarrassing to have at\n
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the office.\n
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c. a state-of-the-art\n
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frisbee.\n
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d. what happens when you\n
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leave your floppy out\n
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in the sun too long."
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%message 10
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"In some personal ads, TV stands for\n\n
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a. television.\n
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b. transvestite.\n
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c. trans-venereal.\n
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d. terre-voracic."
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%message 11
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"Lucy, Ricky, Fred and\n\n
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a. Barney.\n
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b. Carol.\n
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c. Alice.\n
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d. Ethel."
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%message 12
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"Mel Brooks is\n\n
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a. black.\n
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b. Puerto Rican.\n
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c. a comedian.\n
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d. Catholic."
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%message 13
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"It is customary to tip about\n\n
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a. 2 per cent.\n
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b. 6 per cent.\n
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c. 15 per cent.\n
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d. 25 per cent."
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%message 14
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"Blackjack is\n\n
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a. an ace and a face card.\n
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b. used by policemen.\n
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c. related to Caucasian\n
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Tom.\n
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d. a kind of car sold only\n
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in Fresno."
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%message 15
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"Canada is\n\n
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a. where Canadians live.\n
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b. north of the U. S.\n
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c. adjacent to the U. S.\n
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d. All of the above."
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%message 16
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"Oral Roberts is\n\n
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a. a thermometer technique.\n
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b. an evangelist.\n
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c. best done with a friend.\n
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d. shy."
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%message 17
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"Richard Nixon was\n\n
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a. an audio technician.\n
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b. a plumber's friend.\n
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c. a comedian.\n
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d. a president."
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%message 18
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"A 747 is\n\n
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a. a cocktail.\n
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b. a perfect bowling score.\n
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c. a large airplane.\n
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d. a prime number."
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%message 19
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"Whips, chains and handcuffs are\n\n
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a. kinky.\n
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b. used by police\n
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departments.\n
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c. usually in text\n
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adventures.\n
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d. only permitted in\n
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Eastern schools."
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%message 20
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"A Macintosh is\n\n
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a. a kind of Apple.\n
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b. a kind of apple.\n
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c. an article of clothing.\n
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d. All of the above."
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%message 21
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"My parents are\n\n
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a. age 10 to 25.\n
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b. age 25 to 30.\n
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c. age 31 to 35.\n
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d. 36 or over."
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%message 22
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"My favorite actor is\n\n
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a. Pia Zadora.\n
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b. Fred Flintstone.\n
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c. Jim Bakker.\n
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d. not listed here."
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%message 23
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"I have hair on my\n\n
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a. head.\n
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b. palms.\n
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c. keyboard.\n
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d. lottsa places."
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%message 24
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"When it's noon in California in August, in St. Louis it's\n\n
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a. miserable.\n
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b. 2:00 p.m.\n
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c. 3:00 p.m.\n
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d. time for a beer."
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%message 25
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"The best \"pick-up\" line is:\n\n
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a. Hey baby, what's your\n
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sign?\n
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b. Want to go for a ride\n
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in my Porsche?\n
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c. For a fat girl, you\n
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sure don't sweat much!\n
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d. Do you know where I can\n
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buy some Vaseline?"
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%message 26
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"The \"Mile-High Club\" is\n\n
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a. a bird-watching society.\n
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b. a Denver ski club.\n
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c. a bar in East L. A.\n
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d. open to those who have\n
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performed aerial\n
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acrobatics inside a\n
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plane's rest room."
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%message 27
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"My sex life is best described as\n\n
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a. non-existent and non-\n
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contemplated.\n
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b. what sex life?\n
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c. none of your business!!\n
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d. a ripening tomato."
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%message 28
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"Elizabeth Taylor is\n\n
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a. an actress.\n
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b. creator of a line of\n
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cosmetics.\n
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c. celebrating her silver\n
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wedding anniversary.\n
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d. a singer."
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%message 29
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"Joan Rivers is\n\n
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a. the real name of\n
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\"Dear Abby.\"\n
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b. engaged to\n
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Johnny Carson.\n
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c. a former talk show\n
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hostess.\n
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d. polite to all\n
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those around her."
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%message 30
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"Who starred in \"Bedtime for Bonzo?\"\n\n
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a. Clint Eastwood\n
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b. Fred Astaire\n
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c. Cary Grant\n
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d. Ronald Reagan"
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%message 31
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"Taxes should be\n\n
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a. lower.\n
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b. higher.\n
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c. unchanged.\n
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d. eliminated."
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%message 32
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"A moon is\n\n
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a. an astronomical body.\n
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b. a practical joke.\n
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c. a form of pie.\n
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d. all of the above."
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%message 33
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"Marlon Brando is\n\n
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a. a singer.\n
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b. an actor.\n
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c. a politician.\n
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d. a kind of soap."
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%message 34
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"I am presently\n\n
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a. in elementary school.\n
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b. in junior high.\n
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c. fighting acne.\n
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d. past puberty."
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%message 35
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"Herpes is\n\n
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a. caught from toilet\n
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seats.\n
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b. a French dessert.\n
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c. socially desirable.\n
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d. fatal (if given to\n
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your spouse)."
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%message 36
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"ERA is an abbreviation for\n\n
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a. Earnest Realtors of\n
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America.\n
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b. Equal Rights Amendment.\n
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c. Erogenous Readers\n
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Association.\n
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d. Error Recovery\n
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Associates."
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%message 37
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"G. Gordon Liddy was associated with\n\n
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a. the Mob.\n
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b. Calvin Klein.\n
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c. Elizabeth Taylor.\n
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d. the Plumbers."
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%message 38
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"What was illegal during Prohibition?\n\n
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a. aphrodisiacs\n
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b. alcohol\n
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c. abstinence\n
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d. perversion"
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%message 39
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"Bonnie and\n\n
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a. Ronnie\n
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b. Clyde\n
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c. Hubbard\n
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d. Clod"
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%message 40
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"Who spends the most time in Las Vegas?\n\n
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a. Michael J. Fox\n
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b. Wayne Newton\n
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c. J. Paul Getty\n
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d. Paul Volcker"
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%message 41
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"Which U. S. President was not elected to office?\n\n
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a. Johnson\n
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b. Eisenhower\n
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c. Ford\n
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d. Cleveland"
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%message 42
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"Which is not a currency?\n\n
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a. yen\n
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b. lira\n
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c. fennel\n
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d. rupee"
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%message 43
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"Which is not a baseball team?\n\n
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a. Blue Jays\n
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b. Cardinals\n
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c. Seahawks\n
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d. Orioles"
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%message 44
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"Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a pair of blue jeans,
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complete with a working zipper?\n\n
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a. Rolling Stones\n
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b. Boy George\n
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c. Olivia Newton Jean\n
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d. Madonna"
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%message 45
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"The American television debut of Bob Hope,
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Dinah Shore, Elvis, and the Beatles was on\n\n
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a. \"The Ed Sullivan Show.\"\n
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b. \"Your Show of Shows.\"\n
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c. \"The Tonight Show.\"\n
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d. \"My Mother, the Car.\""
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%message 46
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"Michael Doonesbury founded\n\n
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a. the American Nazi Party.\n
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b. Walden Puddle Commune.\n
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c. the Young Republicans.\n
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d. the Grace Jones\n
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Fan Club."
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%message 47
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"The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause was\n\n
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a. Philly Jo Jones.\n
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b. Roger Maris.\n
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c. Curt Flood.\n
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d. Ted Williams."
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%message 48
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"The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was\n\n
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a. Jackie Robinson.\n
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b. Joe DiMaggio.\n
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c. Benny Goodman.\n
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d. Satchel Paige."
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%message 49
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"Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in the Tidal Basin with\n\n
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a. nothing on but his\n
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pride.\n
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b. a stripper named Fanne.\n
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c. his dog Spot.\n
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d. a 20-year-old secretary."
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%message 50
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"Martha Mitchell was\n\n
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a. a porno star.\n
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b. a famous author.\n
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c. the outspoken wife of an\n
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Attorney General.\n
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d. All of the above."
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%message 51
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"The G-Spot is supposed to be\n\n
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a. Ground Zero at a nuclear\n
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blast.\n
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b. a female erogenous zone.\n
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c. an unexplained astro-\n
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nomical discovery.\n
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d. the place where the FBI\n
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was first established."
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%message 52
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"Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in\n\n
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a. the nude.\n
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b. a hot tub.\n
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c. his current lover's\n
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arms.\n
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d. pajamas."
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%message 53
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"The 1973 album \"Dark Side of the Moon\" was recorded by\n\n
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a. Pink Floyd.\n
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b. Deep Purple.\n
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c. Bad News.\n
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d. the Grateful Dead."
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%message 60
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"Dynamic logic = 3."
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%message 61
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"a"
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%message 62
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"b"
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%message 63
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"c"
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%message 64
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"d"
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%message 65
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"So far, so good.\n\n
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Now for the final question."
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%message 66
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"Question #%v96. Correct answer is %v93."
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%message 67
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"Please answer a, b, c, or d: "
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%message 69
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"So far, so good.\n\n
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Now for the final question."
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