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[messages for room 25 -- rmInsideDisco
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"The disco is filled with remarkably similar guys, all looking for girls."
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%message 2
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"What a knock-out!
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She has bright blue eyes, and a dazzling smile.
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Your eyes roam her body, and what you see, you like.
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She's sensational!!"
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%message 3
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"Larry, this MUST be love!"
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%message 4
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"\"Please,\" she says coyly, \"stop staring there.\""
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%message 5
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"Perhaps they're waiting for Fawn to return."
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%message 6
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"Not now, you're busy."
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%message 7
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"%m52dancing. I thought you'd never ask! Come on!!\""
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%message 8
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""
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%message 9
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"%m52roses.\""
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%message 10
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"%m52candy.\""
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%message 11
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"%m52diamonds.\""
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%message 12
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"It appears Fawn has caught you a \"little short,\" Larry.
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Better try the casino, and hope for a run of good luck!"
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%message 13
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"\"Well, really. I'm not that kind of girl!!\""
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%message 14
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"%m52money.\""
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%message 15
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"\"Thanks, Larry. You won't regret this.
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Meet me at the Marriage Chapel near the Casino in a few minutes.
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I'll get us a room. Hurry, Larry, I can hardly wait!\""
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%message 16
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"\"Oooh, you're so sweet. I just LOVE you!
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Larry, I want you to make wild, passionate love to me!\""
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%message 17
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"(All right, Larry. At last, you're gonna get lucky!!)"
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%message 18
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"She continues, \"But first, we must get married.
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I could never make love to a man not my husband.
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If you would loan me a hundred dollars,
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I'd rent the Honeymoon Suite at the Casino Hotel for us.
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Then, after we're married, we'll celebrate there.\""
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%message 19
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"\"You seem like a sweet, old-fashioned kind of guy,\"
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she says with a beautiful smile."
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%message 20
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"\"What! At a time like this?!\""
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%message 21
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"\"Either give me some money, or I'll leave without you.\""
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%message 22
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"\"That's it! See ya later, chump!\""
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%message 23
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"\"Hi ya, Baby. What say you and me get it on?\""
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%message 24
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"Those beautiful eyes tell you this doll requires
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more than your usual smooth talk."
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%message 25
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"\"Bad breath's one thing, Larry, but you could knock a buzzard off
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a manure truck!!\""
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%message 26
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"She smiles and says, \"I'm just a girl who can't say no..."
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%message 27
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"(All right, Larry; this is what you've been waiting for!)"
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%message 28
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"\"...to nice presents,\" she concludes."
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%message 29
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"Her hair is beautiful, not thinning like some people we know."
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%message 30
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"\"So what?\""
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%message 31
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"Her lips are moist and inviting, but remember that you also thought that
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about old Mrs. Bradley, your homeroom teacher!"
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%message 32
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"\"What's your name, beautiful?\" you ask."
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%message 33
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"\"Fawn,\" she replies."
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%message 34
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"Somehow you knew that."
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%message 35
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"\"I'm sorry, but I'll need at least a hundred dollars,\"
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she says with a coy smile."
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%message 36
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"You fervently hope she'll wait for your return."
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%message 37
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"Conveniently, she offers, \"I'll wait right here until you return.\""
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%message 38
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"I AM the marrying type, but you must convince me."
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%message 39
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"\"How nice,\" she says, \"I love me, too.\""
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%message 40
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"The dance floor is lit from below with brightly colored lights.
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It is presently unused."
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%message 41
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"Evidently every guy here has been turned down by the only
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girl in the place.
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Her beauty has them frozen in their tracks."
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%message 42
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"There isn't one. This place is run by computer.
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(Besides, at this time of night DJ should be home with Chris.)"
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%message 43
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"\"Say, Larry,\" she chuckles, glancing downward,
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\"is that a pez dispenser in your pocket, or are you just lonely?\""
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%message 44
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"\"Perhaps we shall,\" she replies, \"if you play your cards right!\""
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%message 46
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"\"Get lost, creep.\""
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%message 47
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"\"Hey, sweetheart. What's your sign?\" you ask her."
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%message 48
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"\"Octagonal,\" she replies. \"Like in 'STOP!'\""
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%message 49
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"\"My name is Larry,\" you offer. \"Larry Laffer.\""
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%message 50
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"\"I'd really like to get to know you better,\" you say.
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\"What kind of girl are you, anyway?\""
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%message 51
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"(Oops.)"
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%message 52
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"\"Oooh, you're so sweet. I just love "
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%message 57
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"Funny, this is a dry club."
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%message 58
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"\"So, how about it, Larry?\" Fawn says in her petite voice.
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\"May I have a measly hundred bucks, or not?\""
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%message 59
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"\"Not again. That trip through the ceiling gave me a headache!\""
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%message 60
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"SLAP!"
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%message 61
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"SLAP!\n\n
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SLAP!!"
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%message 63
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"They seem to be staring at something they all want."
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%message 64
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"\"Uh, gosh, Fawn,\" you mumble. \"I've only got %v90 bucks on me!\""
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%message 65
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"Gee, Larry, this is working out swell."
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