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[messages for room 22 -- rmOutside7_11
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"You are outside an all-night convenience store.
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There is a telephone on the pole.
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The portion of the telephone book that wasn't illegible from
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being water-soaked has been torn out."
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%message 2
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"\"Slurp. Thanks, I needed that! See ya 'round!!\""
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%message 3
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"\"Hello, you have reached the National Hot Line Sex Survey.
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Please answer the following questions.
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There may be a wonderful prize waiting for you!!\""
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%message 4
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"\"What is the name of your favorite sex partner?\""
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%message 5
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"\"What's the best part of your partner's anatomy?\""
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%message 6
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"\"What do the two of you like to do together?\""
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%message 7
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"\"What is the best part of your body?\""
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%message 8
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"\"And, finally, name your partner's favorite object.\""
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%message 9
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"\"Thanks for participating. Your prize is...\""
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%message 10
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" \n
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\n
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\n"
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%message 11
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"Hum. Looks like they hung up on you.
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Oh, well. It was probably a bummer prize anyway!"
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%message 12
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"Where?!"
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%message 13
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"\"Ring.\""
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%message 14
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"\"Ring ring.\""
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%message 15
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"\"Ring ring ring.\""
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%message 16
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"\"Ring ring ring ring.\""
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%message 17
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"How long are we going to do this before you type in \"answer phone?!\""
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%message 18
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"You pick up the telephone, and hear a woman's voice."
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%message 19
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"\"Hello, Larry! This is %s6. Why don't you forget this silly game,
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and come over to my place so we can %s8?\""
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%message 20
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"\"After all, your %s9 has always turned me on! So bring along a %s10 and
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come play with my %s7! Bye, now.\""
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%message 21
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"You hang up the telephone and wipe the sweat from your hands!"
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%message 22
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"There are some numbers scribbled on the side of the telephone.
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The only thing legible (and printable) is: \"555-6969.\""
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%message 23
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"\"Howsha 'bout a drink, Shonney?\""
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%message 24
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"\"Why, thanshk, Shonney!\" (Glug, glug.)"
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%message 25
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"\"I ain't got no remote control, but, sssshay, I'll tell ya what:
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here'ssh my trussshty ol' pocket knife.
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Ya never know!
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There are sssshome kinky girlssh in this town.
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Sssshexy hunkssh like ussh might have to defend oursshelves sometime!\""
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%message 26
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"With that, he \"sssshtumbles\" off into the darkness."
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%message 27
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"\"Got any sshhpare change, buddy?\""
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%message 28
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"\"Al'right. Be that way!\""
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%message 29
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"Cheezzzz! He makes that dog smell refreshing!"
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%message 30
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"Please enter number: "
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%message 31
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"You fish a dollar out of your wallet, and hand it to the bum.
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\"Gossshhh thanssskks, buddy,\" he says sarcastically.
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\"With all thisssh, maybe I can finally invessst in sssome mutual fundsssh!\""
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%message 32
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"He looks like a man that could (ab)use a drink."
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%message 33
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"There's nothing to see on this side of the pole."
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%message 34
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"The store is open all night for your convenience.
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That's why they call it an \"all-night convenience store,\" Larry!"
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%message 35
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"\"Why, thanshk, Shonney! Glug, glug.\""
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%message 36
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"All you get is a busy signal."
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%message 37
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"Try dialing the telephone."
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%message 38
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"What's left is illegible."
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%message 39
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"Try answering the telephone."
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%message 40
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"It's not that easy; you'll have to find the correct telephone
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number yourself!"
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%message 41
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"Give him the bottle of what?"
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%message 42
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"\"I'm sorry, but you have reached a number that is disconnected, or
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no longer in service. Please hang up and dial again.\""
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%message 43
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"\"This is a computer.\""
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%message 44
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"\"Hello. Ajax Liquor Store. We deliver!\""
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%message 45
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"\"So, what do you want to buy?\""
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%message 46
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"\"Fine. Where do you want it delivered?\""
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%message 47
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"\"Ok. We'll get it right there. Consider it done, and thanks for
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calling!\""
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%message 48
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"\"Well, ok. Have ya got any spare wine, then?\""
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%message 49
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"You find a strong aroma, which you allow him to keep!"
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%message 50
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"It's not ringing."
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%message 51
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"\"Hello.\""
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%message 52 [ This must REMAIN a single blank!
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" "
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%message 53 [ The phony prompt.
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"]"
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%message 54
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"\"Sorry, by law all we can deliver is wine. Ok, talk to ya again
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sometime. Bye!\""
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%message 55
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"\"Ok, I'll take it there, but I doubt if you ever see it! Bye!\""
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%message 56
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"555-8039"
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%message 57
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"5558039"
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%message 58
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"555-6969"
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%message 59
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"5556969"
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%message 60
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"(209) 683-6858"
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%message 61
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"209 683-6858"
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%message 62
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"209 683-6858"
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%message 63
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"2096836858"
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%message 64
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"209683-6858"
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%message 65
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"209 6836858"
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%message 66
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"You could see better if you'd walk inside."
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%message 67
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"It IS open."
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%message 68
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"\"Hello,\" a pleasant voice responds. \"Sierra On-Line.\""
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%message 69
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"\"We're not open right now, but if you'd call during business hours
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(and stop using this pretend telephone),
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we would be happy to sell you a 'Leisure Suit Larry Hint Book.'\""
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%message 70
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"\"Written by Al Lowe, the author of Leisure Suit Larry,
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you know it at least tries to be humorous.
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The answers are invisible, until you mark them with the special pen provided,
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so you never have to worry about inadvertently learning something
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you didn't want to know.\""
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%message 71
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"\"Thank you for calling Sierra On-Line, and for your purchase of
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'Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.' Good bye.\""
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%message 72
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"Such blatant commercialism turns you on.
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You make a mental note to purchase one of those great,
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Al Lowe Hint Books!"
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%message 73
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"Now?!"
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%message 74 "" [MUST REMAIN A NULL STRING!!
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%message 75
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"\"I guess that means you don't want to take the survey!\""
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