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438 lines
8.6 KiB
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[messages for room 2 -- lgcQuestions1
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"Johnny Carson is\n\n
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a. a singer.\n
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b. David Letterman's\n
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sidekick.\n
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c. Ed McMahon's sidekick.\n
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d. an actor."
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%message 2
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"VCR stands for\n\n
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a. Very Confusing Record.\n
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b. Visual Cartridge\n
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Recording.\n
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c. Very Complete Record.\n
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d. Video Cassette Recorder."
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%message 3
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"The East Coast is\n\n
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a. home of the Mets.\n
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b. a country.\n
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c. where people talk funny.\n
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d. adjacent to Texas."
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%message 4
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"Is this software pirated?\n\n
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a. Yes.\n
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b. I'm not talking.\n
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c. No. (How could you\n
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even ask!)\n
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d. No, just borrowed."
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%message 5
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"Pia Zadora is\n\n
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a. sexy.\n
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b. a singer.\n
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c. short.\n
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d. all of the above."
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%message 6
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"The world is\n\n
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a. flat.\n
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b. spherical.\n
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c. a big place.\n
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d. near Fresno."
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%message 7
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"\"Let It Be\" was recorded by\n\n
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a. the Rolling Stones.\n
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b. the Monkees.\n
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c. Creedence Clearwater.\n
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d. the Beatles."
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%message 8
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"All politicians are\n\n
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a. hardworking.\n
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b. honest.\n
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c. ethical.\n
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d. on the public payroll."
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%message 9
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"Lingerie is\n\n
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a. sexy.\n
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b. a kind of car.\n
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c. a French food.\n
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d. edible."
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%message 10
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"Paul, John, Ringo and\n\n
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a. Fred.\n
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b. George.\n
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c. Harry.\n
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d. me."
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%message 11
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"Do girls really have cooties?\n\n
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a. Yes.\n
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b. No.\n
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c. Some do, some don't.\n
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d. Maybe."
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%message 12
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"Which song was not recorded by Elvis?\n\n
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a. \"Hound Dog\"\n
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b. \"Love Me Tender\"\n
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c. \"What'd I Say\"\n
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d. \"Heartbreak Hotel\""
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%message 13
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"Edsel is a\n\n
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a. girl's name.\n
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b. plane.\n
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c. car.\n
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d. great investment."
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%message 14
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"Sex is\n\n
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a. great.\n
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b. ok.\n
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c. a spectator sport.\n
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d. a mystery to me."
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%message 15
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"Richard Nixon was the _____ President of the United States.\n\n
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a. last\n
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b. funniest\n
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c. thirty-seventh\n
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d. first Negro"
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%message 16
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"During the 70's, Carroll O'Connor portrayed a\n\n
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a. kindly doctor.\n
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b. lovable bigot.\n
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c. handicapped lawyer.\n
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d. Negro junk dealer."
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%message 17
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"The song \"American Pie\" was about\n\n
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a. miscegenation.\n
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b. Marilyn Chambers.\n
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c. a dead rock star.\n
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d. four minutes too long."
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%message 18
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"Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic National Ticket
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when knowledge of his previous _____ treatments became known.\n\n
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a. skin\n
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b. screen\n
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c. shock\n
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d. scalp"
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%message 19
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"The 70's practice of running around naked was called\n\n
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a. flashing.\n
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b. streaking.\n
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c. swinging.\n
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d. on account of rain."
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%message 20
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"Peter Benchley's novel \"Jaws\" was about\n\n
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a. Linda Lovelace.\n
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b. dieting.\n
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c. Joan Rivers.\n
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d. sharks."
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%message 21
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"Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74?\n\n
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a. Gerald Ford\n
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b. Nelson Rockefeller\n
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c. Thomas Hayden\n
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d. Spiro Agnew"
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%message 22
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"The \"Chicago Seven\" was\n\n
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a. some people who only\n
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seem crazy in\n
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retrospect.\n
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b. the Bears' defensive\n
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line.\n
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c. burned for showing\n
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\"Country\" in three\n
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different theatres.\n
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d. partially convicted."
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%message 23
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"President Ford prescribed _____ for dealing with economic problems.\n\n
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a. tranquilizers\n
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b. employment\n
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c. that everyone wear a\n
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WIN button\n
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d. that everyone should\n
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have a nice day"
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%message 24
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"The tackiest seventies fashion was\n\n
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a. platform shoes.\n
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b. midi-skirts.\n
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c. short hair.\n
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d. bisexuality."
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%message 25
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"O. J. Simpson is\n\n
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a. an R & B singer.\n
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b. under indictment.\n
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c. embarrassed by his first\n
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name (Olivia).\n
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d. no one to fool with."
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%message 26
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"Angela Davis is\n\n
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a. the middle Pointer\n
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Sister.\n
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b. a failed politician.\n
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c. an example of split ends\n
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gone wild.\n
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d. Bette's daughter."
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%message 27
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"Detente is\n\n
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a. prohibited by law in\n
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41 states.\n
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b. a feminine hygiene\n
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spray.\n
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c. the masculine form of\n
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\"deteuse.\"\n
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d. a policy to replace war."
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%message 28
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"Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous by saying\n\n
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a. \"I am not a crook.\"\n
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b. \"The barren fig tree\n
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bears no plums.\"\n
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c. \"Hi, sailor.\
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New in town?\"\n
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d. \"Aaaaaiiiyeeeaagggh!\""
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%message 29
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"Ted Kennedy is best remem- bered for his\n\n
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a. driving.\n
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b. underwater free-style.\n
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c. brothers.\n
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d. All of the above."
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%message 30
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"\"NORML\" is\n\n
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a. not gay.\n
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b. what Falwell wants you\n
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to be.\n
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c. trying to legalize\n
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marijuana.\n
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d. misspelled."
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%message 31
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"Tom Hayden is\n\n
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a. one of the Chicago\n
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Seven.\n
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b. a U. S. Congressman.\n
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c. Mr. Jane Fonda.\n
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d. All of the above."
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%message 32
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"Spiro Agnew is\n\n
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a. a form of social\n
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disease.\n
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b. a jazz-fusion rock band.\n
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c. a former Vice President.\n
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d. the first woman in\n
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Congress."
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%message 33
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"The germ that transmits syphilis is\n\n
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a. Spiro Agnew.\n
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b. Spirochete.\n
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c. Spirograph.\n
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d. Barbarella."
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%message 34
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"Kookie's address was\n\n
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a. 77 Sunset Strip.\n
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b. on Wistful Vista Street.\n
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c. 334 Elm Street.\n
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d. 1313 Mockingbird Lane."
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%message 35
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"\"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?\"\n\n
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a. The Psychiatrist\n
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b. The Shadow\n
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c. The Creeper\n
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d. Ingmar Bergman"
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%message 36
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"Al Lowe is:\n\n
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a. under 25.\n
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b. pregnant.\n
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c. never \"carded.\"\n
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d. a Woody Allen\n
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impersonator."
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%message 37
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"Frank Sinatra is a\n\n
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a. female impersonator.\n
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b. shy pacifist.\n
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c. saloon singer.\n
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d. distance runner."
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%message 38
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"Ralph Boysen invented\n\n
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a. the boysenberry.\n
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b. fins on 50's cars.\n
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c. bell bottomed jeans.\n
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d. the juke box."
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%message 39
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"The first man on the moon was\n\n
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a. John Glenn.\n
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b. Neil Diamond.\n
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c. Neil Armstrong.\n
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d. Jack Armstrong."
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%message 40
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"\"Gone With The Wind\" is about\n\n
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a. outer space.\n
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b. a bank robbery.\n
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c. four hours long.\n
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d. dust."
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%message 41
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"Who is not a sportscaster?\n\n
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a. Jayne Kennedy\n
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b. Howard Cosell\n
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c. Jayne Mansfield\n
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d. Frank Gifford"
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%message 42
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"Which is not a wine?\n\n
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a. Colombard\n
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b. Bon Aire\n
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c. Cabernet\n
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d. Muscatel"
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%message 43
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"Which is not a mountain range?\n\n
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a. Cayman\n
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b. Appalachian\n
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c. Rockies\n
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d. Himalayas"
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%message 44
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"In the movie, \"Paint Your Wagon,\" Clint Eastwood sang\n\n
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a. \"I Talk to the Trees\"\n
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b. \"Go Ahead, Make My\n
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Wagon\"\n
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c. \"If I Had A Mayor\"\n
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d. None of the above."
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%message 45
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"The drink \"Screwdriver\" contains\n\n
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a. tomato juice.\n
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b. orange juice.\n
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c. grapefruit juice.\n
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d. borax."
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%message 46
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"Ronald Reagan's co-star in \"Bedtime for Bonzo\" was\n\n
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a. a monkey.\n
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b. Peter O'Toole.\n
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c. Bonzo the Clown.\n
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d. Marilyn Monroe."
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%message 47
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"The slogan \"It takes two hands to handle a whopper\" refers to\n\n
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a. John Holmes.\n
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b. a hamburger.\n
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c. overstuffed grocery\n
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bags.\n
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d. fishing."
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%message 48
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"If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suit, you would\n\n
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a. make many new friends.\n
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b. be thrown out.\n
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c. fit right in.\n
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d. It depends on the party."
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%message 49
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"Cesar Chavez led a boycott of\n\n
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a. grapes.\n
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b. X-rated movies.\n
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c. dirty magazines.\n
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d. goods from South Africa."
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%message 50
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"James Brown is often referred to as\n\n
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a. the Chairman of the\n
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Board.\n
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b. a great athlete.\n
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c. the Velvet Fog.\n
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d. the Godfather of Soul."
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%message 51
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"Who lost a daughter but gained a \"meathead?\"\n\n
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a. George Jefferson\n
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b. Ronald Reagan\n
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c. Archie Bunker\n
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d. Ted Knight"
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%message 52
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"Which U. S. Secretary of State was born in Germany?\n\n
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a. Dean Rusk\n
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b. William Rogers\n
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c. George Schultz\n
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d. Henry Kissinger"
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%message 53
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"Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer?\n\n
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a. Bill Gates\n
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b. Steve Wozniak\n
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c. Ken Williams\n
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d. Steve Russell"
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%message 60
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"Dynamic logic = 2."
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%message 61
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"a"
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%message 62
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"b"
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%message 63
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"c"
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%message 64
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"d"
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%message 65
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"So far, so good.\n\n
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Now for the final question."
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%message 66
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"Question #%v96. Correct answer is %v93."
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%message 67
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"Please answer a, b, c, or d: "
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%message 69
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"So far, so good.\n\n
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Now for the final question."
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