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[messages for room 16 -- rmBackroom
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"The bar's storage room is almost empty.
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Its most significant feature is a big, mean-looking dude."
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%message 2
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"\"Ya wanna go upstairs?\" he says in a scholarly voice, \"ya
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gotta pays da price!\""
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%message 3
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"\"$100.00, cash up front, no refunds.\""
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%message 4
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"He certainly has a pleasing manner about him."
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%message 5
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"\"Thanks,\" he growls. \"Remember, no refunds!\""
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%message 6
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"Evidently no one in the bar wants to play \"Knock, knock\" with you."
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%message 7
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"It's the door from the bar. Its far side looks better than this side."
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%message 8
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"You don't have enough money."
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%message 9
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"\"You like that stuff, eh, boy?\""
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%message 10
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"The pimp seems vaguely interested,
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but not enough to leave his post by the stairs."
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%message 11
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"The pimp growls,
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\"You got no business goin' up these stairs, little man!\""
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%message 12
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"It appears you've finally reached the pimp's cultural level."
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%message 13
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"He ignores you.
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It looks like he's \"engrossed\" in something right now."
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%message 14
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"
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\"Oh, John.\" \"Oh, Marsha.\"\n
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\"OH, John.\" \"OH, Marsha.\"\n
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\"Oh, JOHN!\" \"Oh, MARSHA!\"\n
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\"OH, JOHN!!\" \"OH, MARSHA!!\""
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%message 15
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"\"...I'm Al Fartles, and this is my partner, Fed Ames.
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We just want to tell you how much we appreciate your support...\""
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%message 16
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"\"...and now, ALoHa Productions is proud to present
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'The Revenge of the Software Developers' in full color and stereo sound...\""
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%message 17
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"\"...while Jim is fighting for his life with the raging female rhinoceros
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in heat, I'll slip into my tent with the native girl and
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this pitcher of Mai Tais...\""
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%message 18
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"\"...it's a beautiful day in the neighbor...\""
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%message 19
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"\"...live from Malaga, California,
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it's the Cable Sports Network presentation of the
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Miniature Female Mud Wrestlers 500-kilometer Cross-Country
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Nude Bicycle Race...\""
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%message 20
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"\"...And next, Master Piece Theatre presents a special 3-D broadcast of
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'Naugahyde Goddesses of Oakhurst!'\""
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%message 21
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"\"...oh, baby, yeah. Yeah, I love it when you do that! Ooooooooooh!!
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That hurts so good, pull it out a little deeper!!!\""
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%message 22
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"The knob is broken off. There's no way to turn it."
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%message 23
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"It already is!"
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%message 24
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"You click the power switch on the remote control."
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%message 25
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"You click the channel selector on the remote control."
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%message 26
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"Nah. He's having a good time!"
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%message 27
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"They're boxes, all right."
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%message 28
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"The remote control seems ineffectual from this angle."
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%message 29
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"The TV is off."
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%message 30
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"\"Pretty good stuff, eh, boy?\" laughs the pimp."
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%message 34
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"%m56soap opera."
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%message 35
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"%m56commercial."
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%message 36
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"%m56musical comedy."
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%message 37
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"%m56documentary."
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%message 38
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"No, no!! Anything but that!"
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%message 39
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"%m56cable sports show."
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%message 40
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"%m56educational show."
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%message 41
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"Well, now. What's this??"
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%message 42
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"Slow down. You're gonna blow the punch line!"
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%message 43
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"\"Have a nice lay.\""
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%message 44
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"He's no rocket scientist!"
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%message 45
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"Its screen is blank; much like the pimp's mind."
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%message 46
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"%m56program."
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%message 47
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"Get your mind back on the game, Larry!"
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%message 48
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"What does this look like, the ship's hold in \"King's Quest III?\""
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%message 49
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"The walls do a good job of separating the floor from the ceiling."
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%message 50
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"It's just hanging around."
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%message 51
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"Wait 'til you get upstairs."
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%message 52
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"He's far too big, and you're far too wimpy."
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%message 53
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"\"Hey! Outta da way!!\""
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%message 54
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"There is no need to pay; he's pleasantly distracted. Help yourself!"
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%message 55
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"You wonder what palace of earthly delights resides above you."
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%message 56
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"Another boring "
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%message 57
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"Evidently the remote control's off button is broken."
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%message 58
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"Its operation is beyond his mental capacities."
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%message 59
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"He's unaffected by the remote control."
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%message 60
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"He's too strong for you, Larry."
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