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[messages for room 14 -- rmHallway
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"You are in a dimly lit hallway.
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The paint peeling off the walls gives the cockroaches something to watch.
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An old table is pushed against the west wall.
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A filthy drunk sits on the filthy floor, leaning against the filthy wall."
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%message 2
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"\"Jeeezz! Somethin' die in there??\""
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%message 3
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"You can remember when that table held a rose."
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%message 4
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"You find nothing but odor."
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%message 5
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"\"Hiya shhhhonny. How's 'bout you 'n' me havin' a lil' drink?\""
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%message 6
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"Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug."
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%message 7
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"Slurp! \"Ahhhh! That did hit the ol' spot!\""
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%message 8
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"\"Ya know, ya mus' be ma only frien' in the whole world!
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Shhoooo, I'm gonna give ya my only posshhess... hhic!"
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%message 9
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"He's a poor little lamb, who has lost his way..."
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%message 10
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"...and also his bladder control!"
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%message 11
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"There is a single, lovely, long-stemmed,
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red rose lying incongruously on the table."
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%message 12
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"\"Wadda ya tryin' to do; make me a soprano??\""
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%message 13
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"\"Geeze! Them pointy-toed shoes hurt!\""
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%message 14
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"You generously hand him a dollar."
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%message 15
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"\"Shhaay, thanksh buddy! How 'bout sshhom'ore?\""
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%message 16
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"He responds, \"Ya know, whad I really need is a good, sshhtiff belt!\""
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%message 17
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"You spend hours carefully examining every brick.
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You find nothing."
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%message 18
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"You have no drink to give him."
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%message 19
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"There's no one selling anything here. Try the bartender out front."
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%message 20
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"He's too drunk to want anything."
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%message 21
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"He's beyond help, but thirsty."
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%message 22
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"\"...my only posshhess... hhic!"
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%message 23
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"\"...all I got in the world.\n\n
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What'sha guy like me need witta TV remote control!?\""
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%message 24
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"\"Hey! Wake up!\""
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%message 25
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"Caught ya! Now open the door,
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then get your nose out of that manual
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and start playing this game the right way!"
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