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67 lines
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[messages for room 11 -- rmOutsideBar
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"You are outside Lefty's bar. Isn't it wonderful what can be done
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with a little neon?"
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%message 2
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"There is a sign on that utility pole."
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%message 3
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"It appears that the hooker gave you a little more than you bargained for!"
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%message 4
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"Considering the looks of this place, you decide that next time you'd be
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better off to spend a little more money on your computer games!"
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%message 5
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"While life may be possible, it is no longer worth living."
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%message 6
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"The windows are too dirty to see through."
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%message 7
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"Nah. Lefty would probably break both your legs!"
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%message 8
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"Nice tuck and roll job, eh?"
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%message 9
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"\"Welcome\""
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%message 10
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"Amazed by your own cleverness, you lift the door mat and discover..."
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%message 11
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"...absolutely nothing!"
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%message 12
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"(What did you expect? A key?)"
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%message 13
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"You can't. The door is securely locked. "
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%message 14
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"Lefty's closes at 3:00 a.m."
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%message 15
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"\"STOP, PERVERT!!!\" shouts the cop.\n\n
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\"I wonder who he's yelling at,\" you think."
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%message 16
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"\"Caught you, pervert!\" the cop shouts.
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\"We don't like people exposing themselves around this town,
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especially wearing one of those!\""
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%message 17
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"Next time, if you insist on wearing your \"lubber\" in public,
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you should at least zip your fly."
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%message 18
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"He appears to be chasing someone!"
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