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[messages for room 15 -- rmInsideBar
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[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
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[ by Al Lowe
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%message 1
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"This is the sleaziest bar you've ever been in.
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And you've been in quite a few."
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%message 2
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"You are standing."
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%message 3
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"You are sitting."
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%message 4
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"You insert a dollar into the juke box, and select a suitably sleazy song."
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%message 5
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"You rap loudly on the naugahyde door.
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You wonder how many naugas had to give their
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all just to decorate this sleazehole."
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%message 6
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"So what?"
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%message 7
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"\"Yeah. Whatsda passwoid?\""
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%message 8
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"\"Scram, dog breath!\""
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%message 9
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"\"Come on in!\""
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%message 10
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"\"...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...\""
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%message 11
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"\"...a lotta guys just leave her hanging in a tree somewhere!\""
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%message 12
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"\"...'cause Thursday's your night in the barrel!\""
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%message 13
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"\"...just think of the money he saved!\""
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%message 14
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"\"...and there stood the pig and the cow!\""
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%message 15
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"\"...dammit Liza, doncha know ya own reflection?\""
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%message 16
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"\"...we are coming back this way, aren't we?\""
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%message 17
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"\"...You idiot! I said POSSE!!\""
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%message 18
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"\"...nobody can eat THAT much ice cream!\""
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%message 19
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"\"...25 bucks, same as in town!\""
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%message 20
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"You'd better sit down first."
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%message 21
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"You greet the bartender.\n\n
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\"What'll it be,\" Lefty responds, \"whiskey, wine or beer?\""
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%message 22
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"\"I'll have a glass of your fine, well whiskey!\" you tell Lefty."
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%message 23
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"\"Gimme a mug o' beer!\" you order Lefty."
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%message 24
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"\"That'll be $3.00, please.\""
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%message 25
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"You flip three bucks onto the counter."
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%message 26
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"\"I'm presently a little short,\" you stammer."
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%message 27
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"\"Yeah, and not just in the financial department, I bet!\" he replies,
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grabbing back your order."
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%message 28
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"You down the beer in your pseudo-macho style,
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and slam the mug back on the bar."
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%message 29
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"You delicately sip the wine until it's all gone.\n\n
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You tell Lefty,
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\"I find this impudent and sassy, with the slightest hint of impertinence.\""
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%message 30
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"He gazes at you longingly and moistens his lips!"
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%message 31
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"Suddenly you feel a little woozy."
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%message 32
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"This one tastes even better than the last.
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One more sounds like a good idea."
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%message 33
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"Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention."
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%message 34
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"It's not good etiquette to drink standing up."
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%message 35
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"Since you can only balance one open glass of whiskey at a time,
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you toss this one down immediately."
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%message 36
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"\"May I please have a glass of your delicate white zinfandel, sir?\"
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you ask Lefty."
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%message 37
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"Hey, was that your voice?"
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%message 38
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"You don't drink the whiskey, but instead,
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decide to carry it with you wherever you go,
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precariously balanced in an open shot glass."
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%message 39
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"The whiskey burns its way down your throat.
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You vow to never again buy a \"well\" brand."
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%message 40
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"Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!"
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%message 41
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"You feel a little light-headed."
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%message 42
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"Shaking your head, you clear away the cobwebs and are able to once again
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walk in your standard, studly style."
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%message 43
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"\"Cram it, clown!\" you tell the bore on the stool next to you!"
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%message 44
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"\"Same to ya!\" shouts Lefty."
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%message 45
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"It's an antique, left over from \"King's Quest III.\""
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%message 46
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"Patience, Larry; patience!"
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%message 47
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"The door is locked. And, there is no key."
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%message 48
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"She may not be a great looker, but think of the muscles in that leg."
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%message 49
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"It's just going around in circles..."
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%message 50
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"...like your life."
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%message 51
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"You don't know much about art, but you do know what you like!"
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%message 52
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"You mean to say you're playing a 3-D adventure game,
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and all you want is LIGHT beer??"
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%message 53
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"They're just sitting at the bar, drinking their livers into oblivion."
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%message 54
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"\"Sorry, we don't sell them sissy drinks here,\" says Lefty.
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\"We got whiskey, wine and beer. What do you want?\""
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%message 55
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"My, aren't we the little savage!
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Didn't your mother teach you anything?"
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%message 56
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"\"Who cares,\" she replies sarcastically.
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\"Stop bugging me, or I'll have my boy friend
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take care of you when he gets back from the rest room!\""
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%message 57
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"Looks like you're operating at your standard level of charm, Larry."
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%message 58
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"\"Har, har!!\""
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%message 59
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"He has nothing to say, but says it continuously."
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%message 60
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"\"Hi there, lovely legs!\" you say sweetly.
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\"My name's Larry; Larry Laffer.\""
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%message 61
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"They have no comment."
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%message 62
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"He's not bothering you now; leave him alone, you big bully!"
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%message 63
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"You can't. There's no key in this game!"
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%message 64
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"Gee, Dad. It's a Wurlitzer!"
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%message 65
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"The peephole is locked from the inside."
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%message 66
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"Boy, are you drunk!"
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%message 67
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"SLAP!"
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%message 68
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"\"Ya got me!\""
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%message 69
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"\"No, thanks,\" Lefty replies. \"I don't drink.\""
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%message 70
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"\"Ok,\" says Lefty, \"but that'll cost ya $%v90.00!\""
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%message 71
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"The last of the big time spenders,
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you go down in a blaze of glory, ordering drinks for everybody in the place."
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%message 72
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"\"I'll not help you,\" says Lefty, \"no matter how much you offer me!\""
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%message 73
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"The naugahyde bounces the hammer back, grazing your scalp but slightly."
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%message 74
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"You flip a fiver out on the bar.
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Lefty grabs it, smiles, and says, \"Hey, thanks buddy! "
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%message 75
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"%m74"
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%message 76
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"You don't have enough money!"
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%message 77
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"\"Double down on eleven.\""
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%message 78
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"\"If you're short of money, you could always try gambling at the casino.\""
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%message 79
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"\"If you're bored hanging around my place, try hailing a cab outside.\""
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%message 80
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"\"Have you talked to Sierra On-Line lately?\""
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%message 81
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"\"Guys tell me I need to clean my rest room walls.\""
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%message 82
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"He appears to be perverted, twisted and sick!"
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%message 83
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"You instantly take a liking to him."
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