26 lines
322 B
Awk
Executable File
26 lines
322 B
Awk
Executable File
#!/bin/awk -f
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BEGIN {
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srand
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phrases=", like,\
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, y'know,\
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, or whatever,\
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, umm,\
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, for sure,"
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len=split (phrases, phrase, /\n/)
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}
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{
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split ( $0, parts, /,/)
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for (i=1; i<length(parts); i++) {
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printf "%s", parts[i]
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ind = 1+int(rand * 1000)%len;
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printf "%s", phrase[ind]
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}
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print parts[i]
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# print $0
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}
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