theo: more abuse

lib/theo

@@ -73,3 +73,102 @@ Enjoy your windmill tilting.
 I should probably ask -- did you even read the panic?  Is the wording too poor to understand (and thus result in peeking at the code) or is the problem above the keyboard?
 Oh, but linux people told you it was the best.  I get it.
 God god, do you live in some stupid fantasy world?
+You already have a prompt that asks you that question.
+Since your PR contains absolutely zero information about your machine I am sending you back to kindergarden.  Because you totally suck.
+We'll be waiting for your fix then.
+Come on.  Read it carefully.
+You have no right to speak.
+It's a pity you don't go jump in a lake and drown yourself.
+Thanks for telling me do so some reading, but a google of your name on these mailing lists will show a 10 year pattern of you not being able to self-help.  Something to do with your parents, probably.
+Hey look everyone, it's another uneducated user mouthing off on a noisy mailing list.  He goes blah blah blah, loving the sound of his own noise.
+I don't see any humility.
+What a load of bullshit.
+You are killing us with hyperbole.  It is now hard to take anything you say seriously.
+FULL STOP.
+Why don't you figure that out.
+Your usage case is "Give me a button to push".
+Balony.
+Anyways, who cares.
+We couldn't care what you believe, unless you have diffs of your own to submit.
+You're kidding.
+You are making up rules as you go along.  Why don't you go read the code?
+Oh cut the crap.
+Frankly, I think you are a whiner.
+In your dreams..
+No.  You must be at least this tall to use OpenBSD; sorry -- you are a midget.
+You've got it all wrong.
+You'll experience anguish, and then if you try to ask for sympathy a lot of people will laugh at you.
+I don't know for certain, but I believe you are just making things up as you go along, because you are nothing but a troll.
+In summary -- the entire effort is a complete load of crap.
+Oh come on, admit it, you are wrong.
+That's a lot of words.
+Sorry, but I have lost all appetite to help you.
+Oh sorry, I forgot to think like an American for a second there.
+If you have so many ideas you should go ahead and start your own project.  Good luck building a successfull project based on 'ideas'.
+I'm not even going to read to the end.
+You are a prick.
+Tell linus.  You can google for his email address. 
+Just pathetic.  Hope you actually get a life sometime.
+Wrong.
+You missed the point.
+Don't worry.  Most of us see your name and at that moment delete the mail.  This reply is an exception.
+You realize that you are going to run into thousands of other problems as a result of that practice?
+What you suggest is absolute rubbish. It is just talk -- not action -- but furthermore you don't have a clue what you are talking about.
+Really.  How interesting.
+Let's keep it simple.  Why don't you just go away, and stop acting the fool?
+I am just plain fed up with the bullshit you cowards spew.
+I don't believe you.  You suggested it because you only thought of your own benefit, not of the amount of work others would have to do.
+Have you thought this through, at all?
+Some days I want to just quit and say fuck it all.
+All I ever wanted was a hobby. If this pathetic slob doesn't like our hobby, they should stop relying on it.
+Let idiots suffer on their own.
+The point is that you are a crybaby.
+We really are not interested in the story of your life.
+So you presume.
+You probably rape children in your spare time, and here you are, yelling at us for violating your perceived entitlement.
+Can you please leave?
+Now, again, please leave.
+You know, you have an option available to you regarding this. You could come to the conclusion that you are not entitled and stop posting, and it will work out better in the long term. I did not read anything more you said.
+Your attitude stinks.  Good luck with life.
+Pulease...
+I don't know who you are, but you do nothing.  What do you do?
+I don't see your name on any the source code. So you shut up, loser.  Just go away.
+Perhaps we made mistakes.  Perhaps they'll be changed. But you are just spouting bullshit.
+I am not being sarcastic.  I truly am sick of having my time wasted.
+Yes you are wrong, and damn infuriating too.
+You need to learn how to listen.
+Read what it says.
+You just like listening to yourself talk.  Shut up.
+Can you please stop acting as if you are smarter than us?  I am sorry to say it, but we have thought this through for many hours by the time you show up to "play system designer".
+I don't see the point.
+Please don't.
+The best part is that noone cares about that.
+It is disgraceful to see what type of code being written these days.
+You accept how we do it, and you will shut up, or less service will be provided in the future.
+If you don't like it, run something else.
+I don't care.
+I don't give a shit.
+I really don't give a shit what you admire or not. 
+You are a whiny snively jerk, and every time you open your mouth I go work on something else.
+Your sense of self-importance just makes other people not even want to try.
+I could not give a rats ass what you say.
+You just plain don't understand the problem.
+Your attitude is not very nice.
+You had me going for a moment.
+Wow, your process stinks.
+You need to read more carefully.
+If you are just grandstanding, please stop.
+Ah, we have another talker in the house.
+Perhaps you should get a good delicing. 
+You'll never be a developer, so who cares?
+Oh my god, the tears!  Look at his tears!
+Just give it up and get lost.
+Wow, you sure like to make presumptions.
+Thing is, you won't get help here.
+Your lack of any attempt to educate yourself is your problem.
+No, no no no no.
+No.  You have it wrong.  Go back to reading school.
+Come on.. stop making assumptions.
+We are not believers in buttons.  Knobs are for knobs.
+Oh yeah, that's a great idea!
+I'm making fun of you.