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fortunes: additional wisdom

stanley lieber 2011-06-16 12:34:45 -05:00
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@ -4448,3 +4448,16 @@ thank christ they don't 'design' knives -- Boyd
Ekke, Ekke, Ekke, Ekke, Ptang, Zoo boing!
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4 maybe 5 hours. That's what using a Mac OS X is like. -- anonymous
<martian67> well that depends on your definition of earliest i guess
An error report was not generated.
gawk (GNU awk) is another free software implementation and the only implementation that made serious attempts at implementing Internationalization and localization and TCP/IP networking.
I wonder, though, if we could operate acme as a window manager like, say, wmii. -- Mauricio CA
OMG! They're still using TABLES! Only the brightest and the best. -- BoingBoing comment, re: cia.gov
Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a McIlroy number.
Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy.
Doug McIlroy can create 3-ended pipes.
Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem.
Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage.
Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix."
Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has.
In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.
<uriel> god i'm dead