fortunes: You have an agenda.

lib/rob

@@ -240,3 +240,8 @@ It's not how many features that matter, it's how the features interact.
 Just write the code.
 Looks like a bug.
 And now we have diverged so far from the original question that we can safely ignore it.
+I oversold due to fading memory. But I stand by the fundamental point.
+Although there may be specific examples where generated output is uninteresting, deciding whether to read code based entirely on whether a computer or a human wrote it doesn't seem a good general principle to me.
+Short answer: No.
+None of that is excusable, only true.
+File an issue?

lib/rsc

@@ -135,3 +135,7 @@ Thanks for letting us know.
 It happened.
 i do not want to support a linux/amd64p32 port right now.
 No. I've answered this before.
+If this isn't solved soon I think we should turn off commit access for everyone.
+Very small changes can still contain very large bugs.
+I don't intend to try to fix rc.
+That's fine.

lib/theo

@@ -381,3 +381,10 @@ Was that neccessary?
 Handholding can go only so far.
 Please, not again.
 It is in the FAQ.
+Someone is totally full of shit.
+You are quite a character.
+I suspect money which goes into your bank account comes from an entity not quite on the same side as us.
+You have an agenda.
+So easy to be critical.
+Great conversation...
+Who do you work for?  Governments?

lib/troll

@@ -176,3 +176,9 @@ I noticed some odd problem with Fossil on plan9port
 Just heard about Plan 9, and was wondering if anyone would care to take a stab at explaining the differences between it, Linux, and the versions of BSD.
 I'm trying to port some unix programs to plan9
 I'm trying to port gtk to Plan 9.
+If upstream rejects a kernel module pull request solely based on the fact that it is written in Go; despite the module being well written and reasonably efficient, then I say their prejudice is in hostile conflict with the pace of innovation.
+[dev][sbase] Proposal of suckless compression
+[9fans] is plan9.bell-labs.com down
+I like Acme a lot, but without vi keybindings, I cannot edit text.
+Subject: Pingdom Alert: incident #11 is open for Sources (plan9.bell-labs.com)
+My two favorite languages before Go came along were Objective-C and Python.

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5070,3 +5070,13 @@ It is hard to believe that the summer code is so amazing. -- Yan
 I really wish acme were just fixed. -- Blake McBride
 openssl started off as a project to learn C
 $75K Prosthetic Arm Is Bricked When Paired iPod Is Stolen
+Feminism means gender should not be a source of persecution or a restriction of your choices.
+10:48 < timthelion> (Note that 4 == 3 here)
+Subject: [Pcc] naive question : obj-c support in 'pcc'?
+If sponsoring a group of 3 university students to do a year-long project around Plan 9 sounds cool, read on!
+It's like Metcalfe's law: the value of a network is proportional to the square of the number of users. The same is true of languages -- you get all these people using a language and all of a sudden you've got Eclipse, you've got FindBugs, you've got Guice. -- Joshua Bloch
+New issue 186: 9term: no ptys in NetBSD6.4.4
+  14     2346   10/01 12:42 deraadt@cvs.openbsd.org	Re: pf on rpi
+Now, finally, I have an audience to ask a question that has been bothering me for YEARS.
+I'm not good with programming tools. I wish I were. -- Joshua Bloch
+I am not the one to fix any of this, I cannot tell you how one could do it. -- Lennart Poettering