#!/usr/bin/env python """ shortutil.py - Phenny Custom Shortcut Module Copyright 2013 jmf Licensed under the WTFPL. http://www.wtfpl.net/txt/copying/ Module for phenny: http://inamidst.com/phenny/ """ import random import urllib2 import json def make_cmd(cmd, txt): def m(phenny, input): t = txt if input.group(2): u = input.group(2).strip() + ", " t = t[0].upper() + t[1:] else: u = "" phenny.say(u + t) m.commands = [cmd] return m rtfm = make_cmd("rtfm", "someone thinks you should read the manual. The development wiki is at http://dev.minetest.net, the regular wiki is at http://wiki.minetest.net.") questions = make_cmd("questions", "someone thinks that your question is inaccurate or doesn't follow the guidelines. Read the guidelines here: http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html") pil = make_cmd("pil", "someone thinks you need to brush up on or learn Lua, please go to: http://lua.org/pil/") git = make_cmd("git", "someone thinks you need to brush up on or learn Git, please go to: http://git-scm.com/book/") stfu = make_cmd("stfu", "someone thinks you need to shut the fuck up before you get muted.") proc = make_cmd("proc", "someone thinks you need to stop procrastinating.") def next(phenny, input): """Next one please""" phenny.say("Another satisfied customer. Next!") next.commands = ['next'] def doge(phenny, input): """much wow, very function, such programming""" if random.randint(0, 1) == 0: f = urllib2.urlopen('http://pubapi.cryptsy.com/api.php?method=singlemarketdata&marketid=132') data = f.read() f.close() data = json.loads(data) phenny.say("DOGE is at " + data['return']['markets']['DOGE']['lasttradeprice'] + " BTC") else: links = [ "http://is.gd/zgopNT", # http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/002/d/f/wow_by_kawiku-d70lb8q.png "http://i.imgur.com/JphfPur.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/2MmvpGR.jpg", "https://people.mozilla.org/~smartell/meme/such-logo.gif", "http://i.imgur.com/e16WWlK.gif", "http://i.imgur.com/6wx9Mf9.png", "http://i.imgur.com/1GVIKve.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/606BPbS.png", "http://i.imgur.com/VcwHcBO.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/3pnQciA.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/ampdE1n.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/QIqDXZw.gif", "http://i.imgur.com/PoYoFXg.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/xcrvGLn.jpg", "http://25.media.tumblr.com/282b439e00e13be63e932425388afa7d/tumblr_muopr4oEjG1qbhxqdo1_1280.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/EW37mvz.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/F2vYL4j.gif", "http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b1de230c236cbc6310ae000e1a5cdc2/tumblr_mu7uxmD9i31rdj00zo1_500.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/Ck3qYFb.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/wp9x7GY.gif", "https://pp.vk.me/c607929/v607929263/624e/K6NMxz0Cj7U.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/q7VKiiK.gif", "http://i.imgur.com/RKHNg3v.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/l0YSsre.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/YRdsSHn.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/HhjNnIX.png", "http://i.imgur.com/qLbktNN.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/NOIyL1K.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/v7gjzme.jpg", "http://i.imgur.com/uI51MQy.png", "http://i.imgur.com/JBXo2M5.jpg", ] # ^ How to be productive on a Saturday phenny.say(random.choice(links)) doge.commands = ['doge'] def btc(phenny, input): """Get current Bitcoin price""" for x in phenny.bot.commands["high"].values(): if x[0].__name__ == "aa_hook": if x[0](phenny, input): return f = urllib2.urlopen('https://blockchain.info/ticker') data = f.read() f.close() data = json.loads(data) if input.group(2): currency = input.group(2).strip().upper() else: currency = 'USD' if not currency in data.keys(): return phenny.reply('Unknown currency. Supported currencies: ' + ', '.join(data.keys())) phenny.say('1 BTC = %.4f %s' % (data[currency]['15m'], data[currency]['symbol'])) btc.commands = ['btc']