[messages for room 14 -- rmHallway
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"You are in a dimly lit hallway.
 The paint peeling off the walls gives the cockroaches something to watch.
 An old table is pushed against the west wall.
 A filthy drunk sits on the filthy floor, leaning against the filthy wall."

%message	2
"\"Jeeezz! Somethin' die in there??\""							

%message	3
"You can remember when that table held a rose."

%message	4
"You find nothing but odor."

%message	5
"\"Hiya shhhhonny. How's 'bout you 'n' me havin' a lil' drink?\""

%message	6
"Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug."

%message	7
"Slurp! \"Ahhhh! That did hit the ol' spot!\""

%message	8
"\"Ya know, ya mus' be ma only frien' in the whole world!
 Shhoooo, I'm gonna give ya my only posshhess... hhic!"

%message	9
"He's a poor little lamb, who has lost his way..."

%message	10
"...and also his bladder control!"

%message	11
"There is a single, lovely, long-stemmed,
 red rose lying incongruously on the table."

%message	12
"\"Wadda ya tryin' to do; make me a soprano??\""

%message	13
"\"Geeze! Them pointy-toed shoes hurt!\""

%message	14
"You generously hand him a dollar."

%message	15
"\"Shhaay, thanksh buddy! How 'bout sshhom'ore?\""

%message	16
"He responds, \"Ya know, whad I really need is a good, sshhtiff belt!\""

%message	17
"You spend hours carefully examining every brick.
 You find nothing."

%message	18
"You have no drink to give him."

%message	19
"There's no one selling anything here. Try the bartender out front."

%message	20
"He's too drunk to want anything."

%message	21
"He's beyond help, but thirsty."

%message	22
"\"...my only posshhess... hhic!"

%message	23
"\"...all I got in the world.\n\n
What'sha guy like me need witta TV remote control!?\""

%message	24
"\"Hey! Wake up!\""

%message	25
"Caught ya! Now open the door,
 then get your nose out of that manual
 and start playing this game the right way!"