[messages for room 17 -- rmHooker
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"This is the hooker's seedy bedroom.
 The bed's a mess, ditto the hooker!"

%message	2
"Yep! This would be a perfect time! The Surgeon General would be proud."

%message	3
"You already are wearing it."

%message	4
"It looks like the hooker has a box of candy on her table."

%message	5
"Although successful, you feel less than satisfied.
 Technically speaking, you're no longer a virgin,
 but for some reason, the thrill just wasn't there.
 You vow to continue your quest until you please your heart,
 not just your other organs!"

%message	6
"Sniffing the air, you're suddenly hungry for tuna."

%message	7
"\"Come on over here, Larry!\""

%message	8
"She says, \"Me first!\" as she%m25"

%message	9
"Not again! A guy can only take so much!!"

%message	10
"She seems more interested in that cigarette than she was in you."

%message	11
"It's a good thing you were wearing that rubber!"

%message	12
"It's already open."

%message	13
"Nah. This room needs the fresh air!"

%message	14
"You repeatedly bang your head against the closed glass."

%message	15
""

%message	16
"It's a really ugly table."

%message	17
"\"Jeez, Mister! What've you been eating? Buffalo chips???\""

%message	18
"She certainly seems to enjoy that gum."

%message	19
"A sign near the bed says: \"Substantial penalty for early withdrawals.\""

%message	20
"\"So,\" she snarls, \"you just gonna stand there, or what?\""

%message	21
"\"Was it good for you, baby?\" you ask her."

%message	22
"\"Was what good?\" she replies."

%message	23
"Although you might look precious in that little white lace number,
 you're just not that kind of guy!"

%message	24
"She%m25"

%message	25
" goes to work on you.
 Then she smiles as she bites it off!
 \"Sorry, Larry. No oral sex in this game. Suffer!\""

%message	26
"Now's a great time to think of that!"

%message	27
"\"Is that a toothpick in your pocket,
 or are you just happy to get past my pimp?\""

%message	28
"You'd have a better view if you'd move to the front of the bed!"

%message	29
"There is a fire escape outside the window."

%message	30
"The clothesline is barely strong enough to hold its present load.
 Poor girl, you'd think at these prices she could afford a laundromat."

%message	31
"\"Hey, what kind of girl do you think I am?\""

%message	32
"It's getting old and rusty -- not unlike you, Larry."

%message	33
"It just hangs there."

%message	34
"There's nothing (and no one) there."

%message	35
"It, too, is broken."

%message	36
""

%message	37
"It's barely strong enough to hold up its present load.
 Besides, if you take it, her underwear would fall down."

%message	38
"There is a table near the window."

%message	39
"There's nothing there."

%message	40
"You have no use for a stained pillow."

%message	41
"You are as naked as you're going to get!"

%message	42
"With all your clothes on?"

%message	43
"You slyly tap out a message in Morse code; unfortunately, only some rats
 hear it."

%message	44
"You can't. She's nailed it to the floor."

%message	45
"Your rope is not long enough to reach outside."

%message	46
"NOW!?
 You've come this far, Larry; now's the time to do more than just look!"