.FUNCT	CANT-USE,PTR,BUF,?TMP1
	SET	'QUOTE-FLAG,FALSE-VALUE
	SET	'P-OFLAG,FALSE-VALUE
	PRINTI	"[This story can't understand the word """
	MUL	PTR,2 >BUF
	ADD	P-LEXV,BUF
	GETB	STACK,2 >?TMP1
	ADD	P-LEXV,BUF
	GETB	STACK,3
	CALL	WORD-PRINT,?TMP1,STACK
	PRINTR	""" when you use it that way.]"


	.FUNCT	DONT-UNDERSTAND
	PRINTR	"[That sentence didn't make sense. Please reword it or try something else.]"


	.FUNCT	NOT-IN-SENTENCE,STR
	PRINTI	"[There aren't "
	PRINT	STR
	PRINTR	" in that sentence!]"


	.FUNCT	LIGHTS-F
	FSET?	HERE,OUTDOORSBIT /?THN6
	FSET?	HERE,CAVEBIT /?THN6
	EQUAL?	HERE,CRAWL-SPACE-NORTH,CRAWL-SPACE-SOUTH,FIRST-SECRET-ROOM /?THN6
	EQUAL?	HERE,FIREPLACE,CHIMNEY-1,CHIMNEY-2 /?THN6
	EQUAL?	HERE,CHIMNEY-3 \?ELS5
?THN6:	CALL	CANT-SEE-ANY,LIGHTS
	RSTACK	
?ELS5:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LAMP-ON \FALSE
	PRINTR	"You flip the switch but nothing happens. It seems the light bulbs are missing."


	.FUNCT	GROUND-F
	CALL	GETTING-INTO?
	ZERO?	STACK \?THN6
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-BEHIND \?ELS5
?THN6:	CALL	PICK-ONE,YUKS
	PRINT	STACK
	CRLF	
	RTRUE	
?ELS5:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-UNDER \?ELS9
	PRINTR	"Nothing but dirt."
?ELS9:	CALL	HURT?,GROUND
	ZERO?	STACK \?THN12
	CALL	MOVING?,GROUND
	ZERO?	STACK /?ELS11
?THN12:	CALL	SAY-THE,GROUND
	PRINTR	" is not affected."
?ELS11:	CALL	TALKING-TO?,GROUND
	ZERO?	STACK \?THN16
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?YELL \FALSE
?THN16:	PRINTI	"Talking to"
	CALL	TPRINT,GROUND
	CALL	SIGN-OF-COLLAPSE
	RETURN	2


	.FUNCT	MAZE-HOLE-F
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-INSIDE \FALSE
	PRINTR	"There's nothing but dirt in the hole."


	.FUNCT	WALLS-F
	FSET?	HERE,OUTDOORSBIT \?ELS5
	CALL	CANT-SEE-ANY,WALLS
	RETURN	2
?ELS5:	CALL	GETTING-INTO?
	ZERO?	STACK \?THN10
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-BEHIND \?ELS9
?THN10:	CALL	PICK-ONE,YUKS
	PRINT	STACK
	CRLF	
	RTRUE	
?ELS9:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-UNDER \?ELS13
	PRINTR	"There's a floor there."
?ELS13:	CALL	HURT?,WALLS
	ZERO?	STACK \?THN16
	CALL	MOVING?,WALLS
	ZERO?	STACK /?ELS15
?THN16:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?THROW \?CND18
	EQUAL?	PRSO,FINCH /FALSE
?CND18:	CALL	SAY-THE,WALLS
	PRINTR	" is not affected."
?ELS15:	CALL	TALKING-TO?,WALLS
	ZERO?	STACK \?THN25
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?YELL \?ELS24
?THN25:	PRINTI	"Talking to walls"
	CALL	SIGN-OF-COLLAPSE
	RETURN	2
?ELS24:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?EXAMINE /FALSE
	CALL	YOU-DONT-NEED,WALLS
	RETURN	2


	.FUNCT	CEILING-F
	FSET?	HERE,OUTDOORSBIT \?ELS5
	CALL	CANT-SEE-ANY,CEILING
	RETURN	2
?ELS5:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-UNDER \FALSE
	CALL	V-LOOK
	RTRUE	


	.FUNCT	HANDS-F
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?PUT \FALSE
	EQUAL?	PRSO,HANDS \FALSE
	CALL	PERFORM,V?REACH-IN,PRSI
	RTRUE	


	.FUNCT	YOUR-FEET-F
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?PUT \FALSE
	EQUAL?	PRSI,SKIS \FALSE
	CALL	PERFORM,V?WEAR,SKIS
	RTRUE	


	.FUNCT	ME-F,CONTEXT=0,OLIT
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?ALARM \?ELS5
	PRINTR	"You're already wide awake."
?ELS5:	CALL	TALKING-TO?,ME
	ZERO?	STACK \?THN8
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?YELL \?ELS7
?THN8:	CALL	TALK-TO-SELF
	RETURN	2
?ELS7:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LISTEN \?ELS13
	PRINT	YOU-CANT
	PRINTR	"help doing that."
?ELS13:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?GIVE \?ELS15
	EQUAL?	PRSI,ME \?ELS15
	CALL	ULTIMATELY-IN?,PRSO
	ZERO?	STACK /?ELS20
	PRINTR	"You already have it."
?ELS20:	CALL	PERFORM,V?TAKE,PRSO
	RTRUE	
?ELS15:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?KILL \?ELS24
	PRINTR	"Desperate? Call the Samaritans."
?ELS24:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?FIND \?ELS26
	PRINTR	"You're right here!"
?ELS26:	CALL	HURT?,ME
	ZERO?	STACK /FALSE
	PRINTR	"Punishing yourself that way won't help matters."


	.FUNCT	TALK-TO-SELF
	PRINTI	"Talking to yourself"
	CALL	SIGN-OF-COLLAPSE
	CALL	PCLEAR
	RSTACK	


	.FUNCT	SIGN-OF-COLLAPSE
	PRINTR	" is said to be a sign of impending mental collapse."


	.FUNCT	GLOBAL-ROOM-F
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-INSIDE,V?EXAMINE,V?LOOK \?ELS5
	CALL	V-LOOK
	RTRUE	
?ELS5:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?EXIT,V?DROP,V?ENTER \?ELS7
	CALL	V-WALK-AROUND
	RSTACK	
?ELS7:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?SEARCH \?ELS9
	PRINTR	"You find nothing new."
?ELS9:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?WALK-AROUND \FALSE
	PRINTR	"Walking around the area reveals nothing new.

(If you want to go somewhere, just type a direction.)"


	.FUNCT	CANT-SEE-ANY,THING=0,STRING?=0
	CALL	YOU-CANT-SEE
	ZERO?	STRING? /?ELS3
	PRINT	THING
	JUMP	?CND1
?ELS3:	ZERO?	THING /?ELS6
	FSET?	THING,NARTICLEBIT /?CND8
	PRINTI	"any "
?CND8:	CALL	DPRINT,THING
	JUMP	?CND1
?ELS6:	PRINTI	"that"
?CND1:	PRINTR	" here!"


	.FUNCT	YOU-CANT-SEE
	SET	'CLOCK-WAIT,TRUE-VALUE
	CALL	PCLEAR
	PRINT	YOU-CANT
	PRINTI	"see "
	RTRUE	


	.FUNCT	YOU-ALREADY
	PRINTR	"You already did that."


	.FUNCT	HOW?
	PRINTR	"How do you intend to do that?"


	.FUNCT	PRESUMABLY-YOU-WANT-TO,STR,THING=0
	PRINT	I-ASSUME
	PRINTC	32
	PRINT	STR
	PRINTC	32
	ZERO?	THING /?ELS3
	CALL	DPRINT,THING
	JUMP	?CND1
?ELS3:	PRINTI	"it"
?CND1:	PRINTR	".]"


	.FUNCT	NOT-LIKELY,THING,STR
	PRINTI	"It"
	CALL	PICK-ONE,LIKELIES
	PRINT	STACK
	PRINTI	" that"
	CALL	TPRINT,THING
	PRINTC	32
	PRINT	STR
	PRINTR	"."


	.FUNCT	YOUD-HAVE-TO,STR,THING
	PRINTI	"You'd have to "
	PRINT	STR
	CALL	TPRINT,THING
	PRINTR	" to do that."


	.FUNCT	WINDOW-F
	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-INSIDE \?ELS5
	EQUAL?	HERE,PROJECTION-BOOTH \?ELS5
	PRINTR	"Uncle Buddy's screening room isn't packing in much of a crowd tonight. A viewing screen dominates the room."
?ELS5:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-INSIDE \?ELS9
	EQUAL?	HERE,DINING-ROOM \?ELS9
	GRTR?	MOVES,535 /?ELS14
	PRINTI	"By the moonlight you can see the outline of"
	JUMP	?CND12
?ELS14:	PRINTI	"You can see"
?CND12:	PRINTR	" Aunt Hildegarde's lush garden."
?ELS9:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?LOOK-INSIDE \?ELS18
	PRINTI	"You see the "
	EQUAL?	HERE,SCREENING-ROOM \?ELS21
	PRINTI	"projection booth of"
	JUMP	?CND19
?ELS21:	FSET?	HERE,OUTDOORSBIT \?ELS23
	PRINTI	"interior of"
	JUMP	?CND19
?ELS23:	PRINTI	"grounds outside"
?CND19:	PRINTR	" Uncle Buddy's house."
?ELS18:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?OPEN \?ELS27
	EQUAL?	HERE,PROJECTION-BOOTH,SCREENING-ROOM /?ELS27
	PRINTR	"That would let in all the smog!"
?ELS27:	EQUAL?	PRSA,V?ENTER,V?CLOSE \FALSE
	PRINTR	"The window isn't open."

	.ENDI