diff --git a/lib/DDG/Goodie/ZappBrannigan.pm b/lib/DDG/Goodie/ZappBrannigan.pm
index b833a2f31..acfb42538 100644
--- a/lib/DDG/Goodie/ZappBrannigan.pm
+++ b/lib/DDG/Goodie/ZappBrannigan.pm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ triggers any => "zapp", "brannigan";
 zci is_cached => 0;
 
 handle query => sub {
+    return if $_ !~ m/quote/;
     my @quotes = share('quotes.txt')->slurp;
     my $rand = int(rand(scalar(@quotes)));
     my $quote = $quotes[$rand];