diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index f8285c8f6..7d5f51445 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -119,3 +119,4 @@ I suppose the documentation should mention this.
 I'm a radical here, but I think if a machine is paging, you've lost.
 So again, why?
 I guess I'm dim.
+In the good old days, copyright notices meant something.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 7a0f3f361..86804809c 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -212,3 +212,6 @@ If that workaround was the right thing to do, it would be the default.
 What happened is that you thought it was time to say something useless, which adds no value to the conversation.
 You are just a whiny boy who pisses on people who spent 2 years writing the code.
 In short, you are socially inept unappreciative asshole.
+Come on guys.  Don't have me OK this.
+I see other projects falling into this problem all the time.  It is awesome.
+Ha ha.  I watch other projects.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 65cf084b8..05dc527b6 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -4705,3 +4705,8 @@ It has been a long time coming for me to switch out of PHP for my main programmi
 C - I mostly used it in school and haven't had the need to use it since.
 Bursting With So Much Language Support It Hurts!
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+I have recently got ahold of a program called irc (Internet Relay Chat)
+Do you pine for the nice days of minix-1.1, when men were men and wrote their own device drivers? -- Linuz Benedict Torvalds, 05/10/1991
+Yesterday I gofixed some third-party packages without even reading their code and without waiting for the authors to update them.
+Tom Duff of Lucasfilm, Ltd. has been porting UNIX to the PERQ.
+HTML5 Splits Into Two Standards