diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index cf4d4a6ba..c6300b85c 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -283,3 +283,4 @@ Sounds nice.
 Yes.
 It is legal.
 At MIT the server is the unit of invention.
+Nothing is wrong here.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 3184aa90d..8a326dfe9 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -458,3 +458,11 @@ You don't provide any encouragement except for "me me!  think of me!".
 You are out of touch.
 OpenBSD is not generally known as an exposed democracy.
 Are you going to do something -- beyond just being sarcastic?
+Highly unlikely.
+Thanks for including all the information in the report.
+Better question is: Why?
+Get back onto your meds.
+What a waste of words.
+Please people stop mailing me privately and asking.
+Wait and see.
+In general, you underestimate the effort involved.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index 84746e7e7..a869a4d93 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -204,3 +204,4 @@ When I type "9fs sources" I get a timeout. Is there another way to search for Pl
 [9fans] simple cgi and POST for plan9?
 one of the first go programs was a primitive lisp
 On an OSX 10.9.5 host I run Bell Labs Plan 9 in Virtualbox.
+Subject: [golang-dev] godoc down
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 83690c441..539e3a2bc 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -5130,3 +5130,4 @@ Urban Outfitters Sparks Outrage For Selling Holocaust-Themed Tapestry
 tomorrow is going to be the day everything changes
 Carnegie-Mellon University mistakenly sent 800 acceptances for its Master of Science in Computer Science program.
 I have returned to Linux because of this problem.
+TED, day 1: I want to believe -- WIRED magazine