diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 9a8747670..0ac93bc38 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -378,3 +378,5 @@ Nil means nothing.
 People often spend too much time worrying about the things that don't matter.
 Often the reason something was done is more important than what was done.
 I believe this is not a Go issue.
+Are you running Xcode 8.3?
+I don't think so.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 343d235bd..45bdb5f68 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -768,3 +768,16 @@ Look.
 Well, is mentioning this even important?
 I'll ask the question: Why are you sure you need that?
 pretty sad, but I guess that's the way the world works
+There is a bug in your brain.
+You yammer yammer yammer without detail.
+Something is eating your brain.
+It depends on what you want.
+They are manual pages, not manual books.
+You are welcome to spend your time building an entire new subsystem and proving the value of your work.
+Go knock yourself out.
+Sorry you lost me.
+I can't tell if you are supporting a useless idea, or declaring that a useless idea is not worth supporting.
+So lets just yak about it, right?
+Yes, I said asshole.
+I'm astounded by this situation.
+It is hard to believe people will want that.