From 01dc979b7a8d63f49dd738a4334096aa2f9058dd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Valentin Lorentz Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2012 17:47:54 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] TWSS: First commit. --- TWSS/README.txt | 1 + TWSS/__init__.py | 66 + TWSS/config.py | 55 + TWSS/local/__init__.py | 1 + TWSS/plugin.py | 72 + TWSS/test.py | 37 + TWSS/twss.py | 61 + TWSS/twss.txt | 4065 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 8 files changed, 4358 insertions(+) create mode 100644 TWSS/README.txt create mode 100644 TWSS/__init__.py create mode 100644 TWSS/config.py create mode 100644 TWSS/local/__init__.py create mode 100644 TWSS/plugin.py create mode 100644 TWSS/test.py create mode 100644 TWSS/twss.py create mode 100644 TWSS/twss.txt diff --git a/TWSS/README.txt b/TWSS/README.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d60b47a --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/README.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Insert a description of your plugin here, with any notes, etc. about using it. diff --git a/TWSS/__init__.py b/TWSS/__init__.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4d44427 --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/__init__.py @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +### +# Copyright (c) 2012, Valentin Lorentz +# All rights reserved. +# +# Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without +# modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met: +# +# * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer. +# * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer in the +# documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. +# * Neither the name of the author of this software nor the name of +# contributors to this software may be used to endorse or promote products +# derived from this software without specific prior written consent. +# +# THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" +# AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE +# IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE +# ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE +# LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR +# CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF +# SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS +# INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN +# CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) +# ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE +# POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. + +### + +""" +Add a description of the plugin (to be presented to the user inside the wizard) +here. This should describe *what* the plugin does. +""" + +import supybot +import supybot.world as world + +# Use this for the version of this plugin. You may wish to put a CVS keyword +# in here if you're keeping the plugin in CVS or some similar system. +__version__ = "" + +# XXX Replace this with an appropriate author or supybot.Author instance. +__author__ = supybot.authors.unknown + +# This is a dictionary mapping supybot.Author instances to lists of +# contributions. +__contributors__ = {} + +# This is a url where the most recent plugin package can be downloaded. +__url__ = '' # 'http://supybot.com/Members/yourname/TWSS/download' + +import config +import plugin +reload(plugin) # In case we're being reloaded. +# Add more reloads here if you add third-party modules and want them to be +# reloaded when this plugin is reloaded. Don't forget to import them as well! + +if world.testing: + import test + +Class = plugin.Class +configure = config.configure + + +# vim:set shiftwidth=4 tabstop=4 expandtab textwidth=79: diff --git a/TWSS/config.py b/TWSS/config.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2afc711 --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/config.py @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +### +# Copyright (c) 2012, Valentin Lorentz +# All rights reserved. +# +# Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without +# modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met: +# +# * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer. +# * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer in the +# documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. +# * Neither the name of the author of this software nor the name of +# contributors to this software may be used to endorse or promote products +# derived from this software without specific prior written consent. +# +# THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" +# AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE +# IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE +# ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE +# LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR +# CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF +# SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS +# INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN +# CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) +# ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE +# POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. + +### + +import supybot.conf as conf +import supybot.registry as registry +from supybot.i18n import PluginInternationalization, internationalizeDocstring + +_ = PluginInternationalization('TWSS') + +def configure(advanced): + # This will be called by supybot to configure this module. advanced is + # a bool that specifies whether the user identified himself as an advanced + # user or not. You should effect your configuration by manipulating the + # registry as appropriate. + from supybot.questions import expect, anything, something, yn + conf.registerPlugin('TWSS', True) + + +TWSS = conf.registerPlugin('TWSS') +# This is where your configuration variables (if any) should go. For example: +# conf.registerGlobalValue(TWSS, 'someConfigVariableName', +# registry.Boolean(False, _("""Help for someConfigVariableName."""))) + +conf.registerChannelValue(TWSS, 'enable', + registry.Boolean(False, _("""Determines whether or not the plugin will + be enabled."""))) + +# vim:set shiftwidth=4 tabstop=4 expandtab textwidth=79: diff --git a/TWSS/local/__init__.py b/TWSS/local/__init__.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e86e97b --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/local/__init__.py @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +# Stub so local is a module, used for third-party modules diff --git a/TWSS/plugin.py b/TWSS/plugin.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..04fce74 --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/plugin.py @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ +### +# Copyright (c) 2012, Valentin Lorentz +# All rights reserved. +# +# Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without +# modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met: +# +# * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer. +# * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer in the +# documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. +# * Neither the name of the author of this software nor the name of +# contributors to this software may be used to endorse or promote products +# derived from this software without specific prior written consent. +# +# THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" +# AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE +# IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE +# ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE +# LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR +# CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF +# SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS +# INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN +# CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) +# ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE +# POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. + +### + +import threading + +import supybot.utils as utils +from supybot.commands import * +import supybot.plugins as plugins +import supybot.ircutils as ircutils +import supybot.callbacks as callbacks +from supybot.i18n import PluginInternationalization, internationalizeDocstring + +_ = PluginInternationalization('TWSS') + +class Jenny: + _msg = None + def say(self, msg): + self._msg = msg + +@internationalizeDocstring +class TWSS(callbacks.Plugin): + """Add the help for "@plugin help TWSS" here + This should describe *how* to use this plugin.""" + + def __init__(self, irc): + super(TWSS, self).__init__(irc) + self._twss = None + threading.Thread(target=self._import_twss).start() + + def _import_twss(self): + import twss + self._twss = twss + + def doPrivmsg(self, irc, msg): + if self.registryValue('enable', msg.args[0]) and self._twss: + jenni = Jenny() + self._twss.say_it(jenni, msg.args[1]) + if jenni._msg: + irc.reply(jenni._msg) + + +Class = TWSS + + +# vim:set shiftwidth=4 softtabstop=4 expandtab textwidth=79: diff --git a/TWSS/test.py b/TWSS/test.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d13e78e --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/test.py @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +### +# Copyright (c) 2012, Valentin Lorentz +# All rights reserved. +# +# Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without +# modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met: +# +# * Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer. +# * Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice, +# this list of conditions, and the following disclaimer in the +# documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. +# * Neither the name of the author of this software nor the name of +# contributors to this software may be used to endorse or promote products +# derived from this software without specific prior written consent. +# +# THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" +# AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE +# IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE +# ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE +# LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR +# CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF +# SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS +# INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN +# CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) +# ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE +# POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. + +### + +from supybot.test import * + +class TWSSTestCase(PluginTestCase): + plugins = ('TWSS',) + + +# vim:set shiftwidth=4 tabstop=4 expandtab textwidth=79: diff --git a/TWSS/twss.py b/TWSS/twss.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..690bced --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/twss.py @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env python +""" +twss.py - Jenni's That's What She Said Module +Copyright 2011 - Joel Friedly and Matt Meinwald +Licensed under the Eiffel Forum License 2. + +More info: + * Jenni: https://github.com/myano/jenni/ + * Phenny: http://inamidst.com/phenny/ + +This module detects common phrases that many times can be responded with +"That's what she said." + +It also allows users to add new "that's what she said" jokes to it's library +by following any appropriate statement with ".twss". +""" + +import supybot.conf as conf +import urllib2 +import re +import os +import sys + +path = conf.supybot.directories.conf.dirize + +last = "DEBUG_ME" # if you see this in the terminal, something broke. + +if not os.path.exists(path('TWSS.txt')): + with open(path('TWSS.txt'), "w") as f: + with open(os.path.join(os.path.dirname(__file__), 'twss.txt'), 'r') as f2: + f.write(f2.read()) + + +def say_it(jenni, input): + global last + user_quotes = None + with open(path('TWSS.txt')) as f: + scraped_quotes = frozenset([line.rstrip() for line in f]) + if os.path.exists(path('TWSS.txt')): + with open(path('TWSS.txt')) as f2: + user_quotes = frozenset([line.rstrip() for line in f2]) + quotes = scraped_quotes.union(user_quotes) if user_quotes else scraped_quotes + formatted = input.lower() + if re.sub("[^\w\s]", "", formatted) in quotes: + jenni.say("That's what she said.") + last = re.sub("[^\w\s]", "", formatted) +say_it.rule = r"(.*)" +say_it.priority = "low" + +def add_twss(jenni, input): + print last + with open(path('TWSS.txt'), "a") as f: + f.write(re.sub(r"[^\w\s]", "", last.lower()) + "\n") + f.close() + jenni.say("That's what she said.") +add_twss.commands = ["twss"] +add_twss.priority = "low" +add_twss.threading = False + +if __name__ == '__main__': + print __doc__.strip() diff --git a/TWSS/twss.txt b/TWSS/twss.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c312fd7 --- /dev/null +++ b/TWSS/twss.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4065 @@ +why the fck would you pull out right when im coming +come on guys 69 isnt even that hard someone do 69 infront of the class now +hes not going to be able to get in the backdoor theres a stool in the way +just no matter what keep making me take it even if you have to shove it down my throat +make sure your grip on the shaft is tight and your strokes long and hard +would you like the black one or the white one she answered it doesnt matter ill suck on both +you have to go in hard and come out wet and breathless youll feel good when youre done +i was lying on my back in bed playing with it and it exploded in my face +best 4 inches ever +hurry up its getting hard its getting hard without thinking i respond im trying but its getting all over my hands +i cant go 2 minutes without getting railed from behind +god i love cox +its so awkward i hate how he always tries to have a conversation with me while hes in my mouth +if you play with it in front of me im going to want to touch it +i dont wanna blow kevins i have no idea where that things been +but hes doing it so hard and fast +i dont think i could get my legs over top of those hurdles another girl said oh well i am used to spreading my legs +i know that as soon as i take my top off hes going to come +spread your legs bend over and remember keep going until it comes out +you suck and suck and suddenly you get a load in the back of your throat +well it was all the way down then jenny brought it up some and kristin got it all the way up +everyday i get rode on first thing in the morning i wake up and someones riding on me its not just guys either girls too i get rode on long and hard and they just wont stop im just tired of being ridden on while im not ready +its great because theres a ton of positions and its still really satisfying +sticks our sensei was explaining a defense against an attack and said face your partner and simultaneously raise your sticks then as your partner jabs at you with his stick move inside so as to avoid the full impact then use your left hand to grab their stick while simultaneously shoving your stick into your partners face +stop blowing on it to which i replied im not blowing anymore im fingering +if any of you need a good fingering john would be happy to help +forget about the wrapper i want it in my mouth now +is the oven ready yet to which he replied just keep on beating it youre not putting it in anytime soon +you took it out way to early and im sooooo wet put it back in and dont get it everywhere +well i tried to get it all in my mouth before it made a mess but it came out so fast +i hate it when they pull out when they know you are coming +what hole do i put it in the teacher replied show me how big it is and ill stick it in there +the white one doesnt taste any different then the black one +just close your eyes and shove it in your mouth its small slimy and a little salty so you swallow it quick so you dont gag +wow two holes and you miss them both +he whipped it out tried to squirt it in my mouth but he missed and got it all over my face +are you using the one or two finger attack +it only takes the skinny ones too every time i try putting a bigger one in that tiny hole the entire thing gets jammed +its so good i could suck on it all day its just hard to get anything to come out +you poor thing you plowed me twice and didnt get paid +which side sucks and which side blows +my favorite treat is the hohos those hohos are fully of yummy white cream twss then my grandmother continued to say i love the dingdongs they are long and feel amazing when they enter your mouth +thats easy you suck on it the stuff comes into your mouth and then you swallow +excuse me how do i suck on these balls +you cant just go in and pull out you gotta stay there for a while also keep it steady nothing is worse than shaking you may think you are doing a good job but people dont like it +well have to give it a good hand job +dont make fun of me he just got me so wet on that last ride +guys are you sure that you wanna go like that im free i have nothing better to do and if you want i can give each of you a ride if you guys want especially you michael youre my favourite +its fun to play with but i dont wanna stretch the hole +where do i stick this thing and then without thinking i say stick it in that hole but hurry up im getting wet +what is on your shirt and she replied my boyfriend squirted something on me +the more you blow the harder it gets +i like the long thick black ones +oh no shes going in with no protection +the stuff comes out no matter where you squeeze it +that position looks awkward she said oh it looks superawkward for people watching but it feels great when youre doing it +why is it every time you come you get wet +do it like i did it last night knees on the floor +do you have any idea how long and hard i had to work to get her to come let alone twice +why would anyone want to shove something that big in someones mouth +this thing is huge i can hardly put my hand around it and it wont fit in my mouth +i wish i didnt have to suck on it i wish it would just shoot into my mouth +god how many times do i have to blow this thing to make it turn on +its not going to hurt is it should i look away she says you will definitely feel it inside you if it feels too hard then we can slow down +i love it when black guys go deep +yeah pedro and i did it last night but im not sure if it counted because he fell asleep half way through i just kept going though because i needed to get it done +i can feel it in my butt +its so big look at all the white stuff coming out +ow dont stick that up my butt that hurts +now i can handle 3 inches or so but 6 is just too much to handle +its in there it doesnt feel like its in there but its in there +why is he riding my butt so hard +yeah its hard why doesnt someone come up here and do 69 with me in front of the class +was that too fast id be happy to do it again but much slower +look at the size of the things theyre blowing its huge +since were having problems i guess ill just give it to you orally +its not even wet yet and u wanna go faster +now thats some good fingering +you stick it in and take it out the second time is going to be harder when you take it out the second time it may be sticky and wet so dont play with it then the third time it will be smooth slick and easy to take out +gosh get your freaking head out from in between my legs +hun dont play with it the more you do the bigger its gonna get +stick it in and keep it in till she comes +you have something down there i didnt know you had + it was big and black so i had to run +kevin stop slapping it like that just smoothly slide it in +can you make it harder i didnt even feel that last one +you spent half an hour fiddling your stick and nothing came out +i could beat it for you if you want me to +i cant get it back in +nope it doesnt fit too big and he immediately said whos piece i replied your thing is too big for my hole +why am i always the one who has to go down +oh you really gotta put the whole thing in your mouth or else all the stuff comes out all over ya +ugh you got it all over me to which she responded its not my fault you pulled out too fast +have you tried taking it out and putting it back in yeah i put it in all the wayohh wait its coming now +oh god ohh god oh god this is gunna be amazing then i said calm down she then replied with i cant he needs to come faster +i would be happy with 2 inches of penetration twss then jamie said i wouldnt +your nuts are stuck in my throat +this thing is too big and hard and it makes me gag +geez its like hes never eaten out before +it turns me off because its so thick but its still pretty good +theres too much meat in my taco +im just going to wrap your meat so it doesnt mix with the eggs +wow that thing is huge there is no way that would ever fit inside my body +would you stop using your hands and just stick the damn thing in +the smaller ones dont hurt as much as the large ones +dont pull it out yet youre not finished +it might be in there but its so small i dont feel it +what the heck is this white stuff all over the place its sticking to my hair +just squirt it in my mouth but make sure you aim i dont want it to get all over my face +holy sht its so large and tender i can barely fit my hands around it +i just suck on it till the juice comes out +grab me around the body here now lean back and kinda thrust a few times just like that a little more oh god that feels so much better you can put me down now +no one blows better than me +oh man i squirted +go ahead and stick it in there when im not looking it wont make it hurt any less +what are you waiting for just stick it in already +dont suck too hard or it will shoot down your throat +its way better with two people because you can put your fingers in places they arent supposed to go +dont pull out do not pull out +just shove it in as hard as you can +you cant just whip it out and be like this is a meter +yes ill have mine white and twelve inches i like the extra meat +it will be sturdier if you spread the legs +its too soft to blow my other partner said once it gets harder its easier to blow once my friend succeeded in blowing the bubble she said aloud damn im a good blower +omg youre so slippery just try to stay in +do you really want it going into your mouth when you are sleeping +its just not fair he keeps dangling it in my face and he just wont give it to me +if its bad why are you drinking it still her reply was it feels good in my mouth but i dont like the taste +im gonna go to the basement now and play with myself cya +yeah well theyre easier to blow when theyre big +ugh i keep sucking and sucking and sucking as hard as i can but nothing is coming out +size doesnt matter its how you use it +i have a black man inside of me all the time +be careful dont stick the whole thing in your mouth its too big and youll choke +isnt it the biggest best most beautiful cock you have ever seen +ill stretch it until you come +what the hell is wrong with you i couldnt get all that meat in my mouth even if i push it in all the way down my throat +wow thats a big wiener to be putting in your mouth +i put it in my mouth and i told him it tasted great but omg it made me want to gag so bad +you can try ive been sucking on this thing for ten minutes and havent gotten anything +mr colbys was really long and hard but mr morriss was short + it starts out soft but then gets hard and long and gives you a great ride +i like to put the whole thing in my mouth at once and then yea thats how i like it +oh yes the long thick ones are hard to maneuver without suffocating +you cant expect to just put it in take it out and it to be finished + this thing is huge theres no way im gonna fit all this in my mouth +im just trying to get this sticky stuff out of my hole +are you sure you want to continue unprotected +no no its way to thick and those heads are massive theyll penetrate too far you have to pull it out before it does any damage +i underestimated the amount of fluid coming out +this thing just wont go in to which my coworker respondedmaybe we should switch positions +hand in your papers and well start the oral portion my friend then yells out but im not good at oral +im sucking but nothing is coming in my mouth + youre doing it wrong you have to push hard and make sure you get in there deep +so what do you want your phone to be able to do i replied i just want it to vibrate hard enough so that i can feel it no matter what +it hurts if you bite it i think ill just suck it instead +wow i didnt know it could squirt that far +you didnt put it in far enough +stop the more you rub it the more it comes +im blowing as hard as i can but its not coming out +it wont go in either its too big or the hole is too small +i was standing there and was like i always ride the big one why isnt it coming +your balls are perfect +it doesnt hurt if you go fast enough +getting pounded by a swift and smooth approximate 10 75 definite whiteout conditions therell be a huge amount of white semiliquid substance everywhere once the activity has finished near midnight maybe even missing work tomorrow from getting hit so hard +let me know when youre getting off because i want to come at the same time +its not working my teacher then proceeded to say you just need to stick it in there real good +the trojans were stronger and safer than ever +what was it like she says well it was kind of thick and creamy and it was hard to swallow downit kept getting stuck in my throat +wait how many fingers do i use for this twss my teacher replied well i normally use three but whatever you want +i remember when dad asked if i was ready to handle a populated road and i was heaps excited but when i came to the intersection i pulled out too late and a guy came in my ass +omg they are already hard i just want to put it in my mouth right now +what are my chances of getting head 3 times +you know i really feel like there is something powerful between my legs +oh f i cant take this its hurting my butt +yea ive been blowing all day and it just keeps on coming + oh wow that was so huge but i just had to put it all in my mouth +let me see that hose ill pump it for you you just sit back and relax +mr meyer its just too hard and i cant bear it any longer can you just remove it to which she gets the response im sorry youll just have to bear with it i know its hard but its just as hard for everybody else +this is starting to hurt my ass can we switch positions +yeah but ive blown bigger ones just didnt take pictures +it goes down easy but is hard to get it back up +requestoff book and other people were already requesting similar time off so she told me make sure you put it in soon or ill cut it off +ugh why is it so slippery the gym teacher i think it might have been the group that was just using it eew thats disgusting can i have a different one sure go grab that black one over there whats the matter just suck it up its going to be over in a couple seconds anyways you guys might not care if its dirty but us girls sure do +put it back in so it can get hard again +i guess well have to do it orally +can you do 69 for me the teacher replied thats very good im so glad you asked lets do 69 +just for that im gonna whip it out and play with it +wait are you sure i can get it in the back +hows it going to one of my coworkers he held up his index finger signaling me to give him a second and i noticed he was eating something he finished chewing and saidsorry i couldnt talk i had nuts in my mouth +no dont pull out while im still coming +ok guys this thing is big and its super hard so what were going to do is hover right over it tackle it and then lower ourselves into it until it sprays got it +okay i need two large male parts +it didnt fit in mine either but i just stuck it in +i get so impatient its just so big and juicy all i want to do is swallow it +its not that big stick it in your mouth and suck it till the juice comes out +i love anything with balls +well if it will get you to come sure its my first time +no its ok because i dont bite i only suck +oww oww oww it really hurts what do i do put pressure on it my mom told me it didnt make sense to me so i said why would i put pressure on it its inside of me thatll only make it go in deeper +man that was hard to swallow you know when you have way too much in your mouth and its really hard to swallow +well most people are able to feel it go into them +this is longer than last time to which the teacher responded well you guys are growing up now so it will be getting harder +get out of my bush you little bastard i just trimmed +oh my god something just exploded in my mouth +can this be over soon my butt hurts so bad +come on settle down after a couple minutes everyone was quiet she then said okay we only have half an hour and we have a lot to squeeze in here +aww i was about to blow and it got all in my hair +i hate putting it in the back because i cant see where the hole is +you need to be long and hard or else if wont go in right and you wont be able to pull out right +you want to go in there dont you big boy +i felt it penetrate but once it was in and it released all the liquidy stuff i couldnt feel it but now it aches like fck +just go eat your fruit the teacher kept walking around the classroom so in response she said im trying to but every time i put it in my mouth he comes +i sucked on it kinda hard and everything splashed on me but it still tasted good +i took it out of my mouth and it sprayed all over me +too big i could ride that thing like a horse +keep trying its had a lot of fingers in it before +three will do me i had six once and couldnt walk +just as soon as im done doing her ill come hold on +its too big it will never fit +i told him i could work with 5 inches but it would cost about 1000 more than if he could give me 8 inches +go ahead come in my hole +i was in math class and we were starting on a new unit in math and my exgirlfriend says this is soo hard my teacher then says i know its longer then usual but dont be afraid of it +lubricate the rod before putting it into the hole +get it out get it out it hurts +its in right why does it hurt so much its not like its my first time or anything +the juice keeps coming out of the wrong hole +oh im sorry i thought you were still inside +escalate slowly and the other read pull out now +ahhh its in me omg its so big it hurts get it out +without any warning he just plowed me from behind +look its getting harder + it wasnt as big as i thought itd be +open wide so i can stick it good in there +mr jones how will you be giving the quiz to us passing it out written on the board and he replies oh im just going to give it to you orally +jacob put your bone back in your pants and dont let me see you playing with it for the rest of the night +i can blow good +lets just do this one orally because it will gradually get harder as we go on +and then it started coming out of the bottom hole so i had to lick it up before it made a mess +get fuzzy cartoon where the dog wanted to eat something that the cat had the cat kept telling him it wasnt edible while he kept saying that he didnt care because dogs will eat just about anything finally the cat insists it was never edible and after a pause the dog says who am i kidding if it fits in my mouth ill give it a go +i dont like bananas because theyre mushy my grandma replied i dont like them when they are soft i like them when theyre firm and hard +its hard to get it flowing but once you do its really nice +sorry i squealed that was the biggest one ive seen in a long time +it was too soft i couldnt do anything with it +im going to just close my eyes lean back and wait for you to finish +wow it goes in easier when its wet +everything was great but your oral presentation didnt satisfy me enough +its really hard so i have to just keep in my mouth and suck on it for a while +gosh your making me so wet and then there was bird poop on the window so i had to get it off and all i heard was my boyfriend saying harder harder yeah i like it that way +just relax and blow when we started playing again he stopped and told the drummers is that the hardest stick youve got +it doesnt have to be that hard to be effective +i dont know if my throat can take anymore it was hard enough to make it the whole 10 minutes +if it gets stuck dont worry just wiggle it a little and it will come out +were doing oral presentations today my friend said yes im good at oral +come on put your mouth on it suck it suck it kathy +you can put it it in or take it out but either way youre not going to sleep tonight +blow it harder blow it like you mean it +lets play the ps2 at least with disks when it doesnt work you dont spend 20 minutes blowing just to be screwed +just blow and finger +if it went any deeper i probably would have thrown up all over it +wow this is big i dont know if i can fit this in my mouth +i shouldnt yell or it might come in my mouth +huh ive tried sticking things in there before but nothing ever worked +well i think its in there but im not sure its really small +i love that stuff squirt it right in my mouth i said lean your head back and open wide she said ok dont put to much down my throat i dont want to choke +its a pretty big holei put my finger in it after a couple seconds she exclaimed wowthats wet + your rod and shaft comfort me in great pleasure +ill do it later i dont want him to come while im down there +you jerk him til he comes +pull it out and stick it back in twss it still didnt work so he suggested try the other hole +ok this is gonna be very hard with four people so who would like to suck first +my hands are busy just put it in my mouth +where is he and after she said that he showed up my other friend told her you just had to open your mouth and then he came +this is so hard it wont fit in the teacher said try opening the hole a little bit still he says its still too small finally the teacher walks closer and says okay let me hold your wood and you drill it in +i cant its so hard and my mouth is starting to hurt +i dont know about your toothbrush but my finger did a pretty good job this morning +it wont work her hole is bigger than mine +my hands are too small and its too big i cant grip it +i like to start out on top then when i get tired of that ill move to the bottom +i still have the flavor of your nuts on my tongue +he just jammed it in and it really hurt +this hurts between my legs +wow youre going really slow she replied with thats because im doing it with one hand +great job you were really pounding those balls out there +stop shoving it into me theres already one in there +i cant wait to shove that footlong in my mouth +you put it the wrong hole take it out i yelled in despair it wont come +i know its only a couple inches but it makes a big difference +no no go deeper its not all the way in yet +this is so hard but im so hungry id put anything in my mouth +i have 2 balls in my mouth im gonna put another in and blow +dont blow too hard you dont want it all over your face +you gotta bend your legs to get the thing in the hole + it looks like we have an uneven amount of people some of us will have to form a threesome +no i want to see balls +ok guys this is as hard as i can make it i started peeing myself and my friend noticed right after then we did a problem together and after we finished he said i know that took a lot of bouncing around but arent you glad that we did it together instead of you having to do it alone +10 inches black nothing special +do you have a sec and she said oh yeah i have lots of secs +is it suppose to hurt like that twss he said it will only hurt the first couple of times +oh oh my god im blowing all these guys +ugh love the taste but hate the texture +are you pushing it in far enough that might be why its not turned on +just because your done doesnt mean i am +now dont jerk it too much or itll fall off +i cant get it out of my throat its like stuck in there +its dragging on the floor +he gets so deep nobodys ever been that far inside and it feels so good to just release it all for him +you have to pump it til it squirts +stick it in slowly then pull it out really fast +i need to get better at blowing im choking on it too much +why is your stick shorter than the rest ive seen +dang this is huge i can easily fit 3 fingers in here +its long but not hard +ewww its all dirty i dont wanna lick that + i like the taste of them i just dont like the feel of them in my mouth so i just suck on them +does anyone have a rubber i can borrow i will give it back after i finished with it +wait once you get it in how do you get it out +travis knock it off you got me wet now finish already +dude i squeezed it and it shot up into the air and landed on my face +it wont go deeper because its so big +i did a load of blacks last night they were all in there +i cant hold your position unless you come +it hurts a lot the first time it goes in but its a lot less painful the second time and the third time you hardly feel it at all +the more i play with it the harder it gets +its okay though i just swallowed it and kept going like a trooper +dont ask questions just put this in your mouth and suck on it +do you want to come and taste my sauce +you know i think you took it out too earlyput it back in for a while +is it gonna hurt and our male teacher replied with its big enough you can feel it +if it werent for me half these guys wouldnt even have wood +can you go down i need to finish +god its just so big and it bulges out there +i touched it and was all hard +when you put it in your mouth it starts out hard but then if you keep going it gets really wet +oh yeah i finger myself all the time +he finally got it in +ya guys are in and out before you even get your pants down +it was hard and something id never done before +wow its so short its embarrassing +there should be a hole right around here where you can stick the staff in hopefully it fits +the more massive it is the more penetrating power it has +make sure you wash your hands after handling those sweaty balls +lets try going deeper just make sure to keep track of both balls and keep gripping them +watch the tip it tends to squirt +ive been blowing this thing for two hours and ive got nothing +small on size but big on pleasure +yeah its so big but my opening is so small +oh dont worry when they see you coming they pull it out +oh god it squirted all over my face +find the hole with the tip and put it in if you miss you will hear a sound push hard and keep it straight take your time so you dont mess up +wow that one was hard to blowtwss a second later my mom comes in and said arent they always hard +you hold it open while i hold this and put it in +sheesh how did you manage to get it in there +i hate it when it doesnt come out because you know its just going to explode +youre good have you tried this before yeah last week i beat my sister by putting 6 in my mouth but then i started choking +push in and pull out slowly +does it matter which process we use and my teacher replies no i take it either way as long as it gets the job done +yea its been awhile since ive done it so i bled a lot but now it feels great +you got it all over my face and in my hair stop spraying all over me +if you squirt that in my face we are no longer friends +damnit you couldnt have pulled out 5 seconds ago +ugh i always put it in the wrong hole +i wasnt expecting it to shoot up in my face like that +i like to be on top of you to make sure you finish the work +so i guess you cant be trusted with anything bigger in your mouth +oh it doesnt matter the longer the better +stop jerking it so hardits gonna break +guys i know that fits in a lot of places but you have to learn to control it +watch it he replied its so big i dont know how to handle it +omg i just choked on this i was sucking on it and i didnt think itd go up +its easier to use your hand its faster +damnit old man i wish youd pulled out 2 minutes sooner +i cant fit it in my mouth the cream keeps coming out and getting all over my hands +put it in youll like it +that hole is so hairy +ew i just did all of that work and now i have white stuff all over my hands +stop playing with it and just put it in already +behold i come quickly +theres more on the floor than in my mouth +if you put it in there without a cover over it it will get so hot that it will explode everywhere and i dont want to make a big mess +you have to pump it long and hard so there is enough pressure for it to squirt +ive never blown a giraffe before +just stick it in and enjoy it +if you dont open your mouth it will go other places +im always banging something +if theres anything im an expert at is making things fit into small spaces +no youre doing it wrong youre sticking it in the wrong hole +my turn she responded chris how can i do you you are too big +it was long and black and wouldnt get out of me not realizing what she was saying she continued it was coming at me so fast i didnt have time to close my mouth that thing entered so quickly +i cant get it out you have to rub it harder i still cant get it out you suck but youre better at getting it out than tim is ugh rubbing it more just made it bigger +wow its so much better when you do it faster +god no i already have 2 in my mouth +my shaft is longer than yours +my ass is really sore but i like it a lot + stop get out of my butt +it feels soft yours is so hard +is it hard to blow +theres only 5 minutes left until lunch can we go to lunch he said youd be amazed by what i can get done in 5 minutes +its longer then im used to but i handled it okay +kaitlyn what hole should i stick it in the one in the front or the one in the back +you can put it where ever you want it doesnt matter +put it all the way in but be sure not to release until youve pulled out +you dont suck it you blow it + you have to jerk it off to get it to come out +i really had to push that thing in because it wasnt fitting +do we have to stay on top of you the entire night +if you dont stop sticking that thing in me ill break it off +mmmits right in front of me and i want it in my mouth +it was nowhere as big as he said it was +dick one day we were in burger king one of my cousins bought fries amp without knowing out of a habit i said give me some dick +to open it just finger it like this and push +if it were just a little bigger we could all enjoy it +i keep sucking but nothing will come out +ive been playing with it for a while but all i could get was a little squirt +you did it too hard then he replied well at least i can fit in now +its okay you can put two in at once +you just have to shove it in amp pump hard +i was barely doing it for 10 minutes and i was dripping wet +i dont know how it happened but i got a lot of it my mouth and it was nasty +im not going to put it in my mouth then stick it back in +i am positively beaming i swear my lips cant stretch any wider +omg this tastes so good in my mouth +damn i penetrated too far +try to stick it in the other hole +should i go deeper as in should i keep explaining i didnt notice until after i texted him back yes go deeper +wayside school to my little sister when one of the characters decided to pull a girls pigtail he said i want to wrap my fist around it feel the hair between my fingers and just yank +omg it just popped out in my face +okay you just gotta swallow it fast cuz if you let it sit too long in your mouth it will be too creamy to swallow +yeah but i hate when you blow really hard and it explodes all over your face +give it to me in the front wait no actually give it to me in the back +oh damn its too big it wont fit i guess ill just have to suck on it +its suppose to be hard now and soft later +ill put you to the side and do you later +you really need to learn how to screw better without thinking she said im sorry i just havent learned how to screw as good as you +im pulling out now to which i replied just hold on im coming +now it shouldnt hurt it just might be a little tight going in there but once its in there and going back and forth there shouldnt be any pain the only bad thing about it is the annoying grinding noise it makes +its shorter than i remember +i felt it squirt all over my face +if i did that harder it would have gone everywhere +let go of me i shouted she told me the more you wiggle the tighter it gets + i cant feel my thighs or my ass but i want to go again +just put it in your mouth im sure it tastes better than it looks +you cant go that fast when its this tight +ow why am i always the one taking balls to the face +it is so hard and impossible to make it very long my grandma said ever so supportingly dont think of it as hard think of it as a fun experience +32 inches is too big for the bedroom +oh i loved it i could ride that thing all day long +i want the thickest one +i was going to tell you not to blow your load too early +darling its better down where its wetter take it from me +it came it finally camethe big one +wait i cant find my rubber i use it for my strap on +i came that day and i got massively wet +i have to wash off my hands after sucking on that thing theyre all sticky +its not gonna fit its so big amp the hole is so small +thats cheap it went in but then right back out +its very large and has a big thick protruding object and even after 30 years it still produces the same orgasmic moment +wow its really short but it seems like you get so much power into in +do i have to be here long the tech person replied by saying dont worry itll be quick and painless i can do you right now actually +take it out before you shoot it +im so glad you made me come +im still wet from this morning +ive never done one this big before +can we slow down actually can we just dismount for a minute i need to catch my breath im not used to riding this hard +you have to pull it out shake it a little give it a minute then stick it in really fast +you just gotta stick it in there and move it around until the hole gets bigger and that makes it easier to put it in next time +i love that stuff give me some and i was like no way and then he said come on just squirt it in my mouth or ill steal it from you and suck it dry +if you dont take it in the mouth you know where its gonna go +how do you eat the footlong after six inches im stuffed +you have to make me come again tomorrow but ill probably just sit around and watch you do all of the work +i have direct tv i dont like cox then connor said i have cox on demand +from up here it sounds like your sucking start blowing +it better taste good cause its coming fast +wow these are the two hardest balls ive felt all day +just put your hand down there and grab it +i always go deep down to get the slimy stuff out +now youre going to get very wet so you need to back it up a little +will you two stop playing so dirty you just keep wacking each other over and over obviously its not doing anything +i want to ride that big banana +wow eight dollars is cheap for a handjob +oh please dont pull out before i get there +its so fun to squeeze and hold and play with and it smells good i never thought i would find such perfection +fine dont pull out see if i care +i scream really loud when its hard +wow ur fast i replied +i keep swallowing the white stuff but it keeps on coming +be patient i know its hard and the floor is uncomfortable but im almost finished +i still have the taste of nuts in my mouth +why is he coming in the back door +thats okay were used to being on our knees +its so juicy its running down my face +ive never done this hole before +why wont it go in the hole then when i finally got it in it fell out so i yelled oh no it was finally in and it slipped out where is it where is it my friend sitting beside me said its right here between your legs +ill have a 12 inch italian +i just put the whole thing in my mouth and suck on it +its hard to get really deep +put it in deep and dont pull out +i didnt realize it squirted that much +that is at the worst possible angle to get it in there +i cant keep it in my mouth +we did it in the bathroom and it got all over my face +wow i didnt know what to expect and then it just came on my face +ahhh this ones a squirter somehow it sprayed into my ear too grr now im gonna have smelly white crap all over my shirt all day its bad enough im already drenched in sweat +twss when she would make a comment i did it once more and she finally lost it frustrated she exclaimed god youve been nailing me all day +oh yeah oh yeah i love the white stuff its so delicious +yeah but i like it when it hurts +how about i rub and you squirt +we have to make this a quickie in and out +im sorry i cant swallow this one +wow you got me all wet and sticky +ugh his head just wont fit its too big +oh god theres just so much of it i cant swallow it all at once +i want you to mount it and grip it tight i dont want you sliding off the end lean forward slightly and touch back down +oh wow theyre so big i hope theyll be able to fit in my mouth +you want a ride all you have to do is sit on it +wow that thing is so big it can touch the ceiling +does it really matter if its bent youre just going to take it out in a minute anyway +i need a 12 inch italian stallion meat pizza +im pretty easy to please youre the hard one +why do you have to put this one here i think they look so much better without the rubber +im trying to angle it just right so i get more juices +shove it in deeper we dont want it slipping out +im not good at this its too hard to blow without realizing he said +well were not going to just shove something in jerk it around and then pull it out again +its hard being on top +it is so big i have to use both hands +we havent done 69 in a long time so you might not remember how to do it +im not going to put it in my mouth then stick it back in +no sucking for at least a week +now see this wood is hard if you run your hand down the side you can feel the density and firmness +he can do magical things with his fingers +i guess i was so excited that i just couldnt wait to get it in my mouth remind me never to put something so big and hard in my mouth again it really tore it up +it was so small i didnt even feel it sliding out +wow im surprised it remained stiff +wow if it was that wet id just keep going back and forth back and forth back and forth that would be fun +because i always need something in my mouth +did you know you have a little hole right here do you ever play with it to make it bigger +im better on bottom +because i want something small that i can suck on +just stick it in so you can come already +dont blow yet just try fingering it first +geez it just keeps getting harder and harder the more you play with it +why did you scream so loud to which she replied i screamed so loud because you never come at me from behind +you know i hate it when you squirt me in the eye +every time i squeeze it it squirts me in the face +dont spread your legs because im coming +i like to eat it plain because its long and juicy once you lick it enough +its pretty big so you better get it in to me +i love you but you have to get out from between my legs +when you lick it you get white stuff on your tongue +i wish we would have recorded that moment when the thing blew up and exploded all over my face +the bigger ones arent as good then my sister asks are they not as flavorful and juicy and my mom replies with exactly the larger ones taste worse +i hate it when balls come near me +it starts out soft but then it gets really big +he said i was really tight +pull it harder i mean yank it +i just squirted everywhere +this ones ugly but doable +wtf you know i like the short fat ones +remind me that i need a 12 inch piece of wood +oh it doesnt matter the longer the better +he would make a terrible father because as soon as it came close to the end he would just pull out +ill be wet before i get it up +ring hockey my teacher was explaining how to use the hockey stick when she said you just need to stick it in and push +keep on blowing she responded its full i cant fit anymore in it +its harder when its longer isnt it +my hand and arm are getting tired my dad said were almost done keep stroking +this is a long and hard one so ride it the hardest and fastest you can +when the balls hit you its probably going to hurt since its your first time +put it in further and push harder +dont push it in too deep or its gonna get stuck +which hole does it go in and another said it doesnt matter +will you be wet forever +i can fit two in the rear and one in the front +stop it i cant take anymore +when i blow nothing happens +how do you get it off the other one said you just have to keep rubbing it +overboard recently when goldie hawns character is describing caviar she says it should be round and hard and of adequate sizeand it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment +i can feel it with my hand but i cant put it in the right spot +i dont know what that hole is for ive never had to stick anything in there +ugh i squeezed too hard and its gooey and all over my face +well i would need to wet it down before i slide down it +do that thing with your fingers it needs to be a little larger +its just so hard being on my knees doing it +omg its so big i can hardly get my mouth around it my other friend replied by saying it is really big but i find if you got at it from the side its a little easier +stop forcing me in already when im ready ill come +how much wetter can you possibly want it +i didnt get my mouth over it before it shot out but it all shot in my mouth anyway +its really small you gotta jam it in there real hard +does it have be just one partner or can it be a threeway +thats too much meat to put inside your body at once but i enjoy it +do me do me +harder faster keep going +i dont think i am doing this right my other friend repliedyou are supposed to use two fingers +stop messing around in her shrubbery down there +i cant its too tight +ill scream if you dont give it to me +does he really need to back up that far to pull out +stop putting that white stuff all over my face +oh my god its way to big it wont fit +my fingers are too small my hands cramp up its just too hard +we almost had a problem i didnt think the hole was big enough +it gets stuck a lot so you have to push really hard +omg these are so hard to blow then my othr mate replied i know you end up feeling light headed its easier if you hold them tighter otherwise they end up going all over the place +you killed your straw i said i dont like when too much gets in my mouth at once twss then she said you can control that by sucking twss i replied but thats a big hole +omg that burned my throat seriously i couldnt swallow +yes its finally in +is it gonna be longer than 6 inches because thats all i can do +you just have to get it wet then shove it right in +lets do it orally it will be faster +you have to wrap your hands around it and rub it up and down vigorously +in this spot we need to be very careful because its very dark and very wet +i know its hard but we just gotta ride it out +dont poke me with that its got white stuff on it +i dont know if i can fit another one in ive already had so much junk inside me this week +whats going on and she said he cant keep it up +its not too hard you just have to put it in the right place +stick it in then take it out in 20 minutes +wow baby you sure were a trooper taking all those balls to the face + its to big to fit in unless i twist it the right way or maybe if it was wet it would slide in better +you need a wet finish +i give up i dont know how to turn you on +i dont know where to put it i responded just sit on it till he comes and goes away +so first you have to lubricate it put it in and slide it in and out until it looks good +if i have to wait for you to come ill be here all night +hold on i have nuts in my mouth +thats not doing the job lets try it without the rubber now +say yes to the dress and the bride said it hits you in that right spot not too high and not too low +then should we suck you dry +it got bigger it wont fit back there +i cant play with this anymore im all cocked out +its okay ill let you put it in anywhere you want the first time +i cant wait to put this in my mouth +dont worry i can totally handle a big one +wow i hope i can fit it in my mouth +holy moly six inches thats insane +awww man i wish it was longer +everytime i take it out this stuff gets all over my mouth +you really have to suck hard to get it come in your mouth +i do this way better with my fingers +would you help me get this thing out of here its too far in and its stuck +oh no i cant put anything more in my mouth right now +i just cant wait to get that 6 inch in my mouth +you know i can fit two in my mouth at the same time but its kind of awkward +someone needs to hem the bottom of my pants and i was in the kitchen with my sister when my mom said that sounds like a hand job i think youre the right person for that +its too big it wont come out +woah yours is a long one +oh my god if youre going to come halfway in then just stay out +could you whip it out for me +the longer you play with it the harder it gets +dont poke it with a stick just run off and play with your balls +make sure you beat it until it gets really hard and then put it in +why is this in my mouth +this ball is too big it wont fit in between my legs +i have been having trouble getting them up today but luckily the guys around here are patient +its so moist i can eat it all night long +get it in my mouth not on my face +its stuck between two balls and i cant yank it +how long does it take to get hard +do you like salty nuts ive got plenty here in my hand +haha dont bend over or youll be screwed +wow you must suck fast +that was the least suspenseful thing i ever saw there was no climax and i think the whole production lacked energy +itll grow bigger even if it might look weird at first just let it grow +it might be a couple of minutes i cant get it in +you know it actually feels better the farther in you go once youre all the way in it feels perfect +poke it and if it jiggles put it back in for another 5 minutes +well now you have to eat it because you already fingered it +just keep shoving it into holes and youll find the right one eventually +theyre getting huge twss i then proceeded to say yeah they make yours look tiny +im putting it back in twss my teacher replied it wouldnt have been out if you hadnt been playing with it +how do you make it hard to which my friend replied you have to go up and down +lets go to a bbq restaurant and get some ribs to which she replied can i go a day without you trying to jam meat down my throat +bitch you better not pull out +five minutes is usually great but sometimes i take it out early if it gets too hot +whew this is a really tight fit but im about to get it off twss then a moment later she stated my finger needs a break +its not that hard just really long +liked to suck on them until they get soft +you cant dance beneath me when theres monster between my legs +now hes taken it out it looks pretty big +i dont want to suck on this anymore but since i dont have anywhere else to put it i guess i might as well just put it back in my mouth at least it still tastes good +no honey not that hole its too small i dont think it will fit try again +ive never felt something go that far down my throat in my life +once ive been drinking a lot my top comes off pretty easily +its been in your mouth for half an hour either spit it out or swallow it +damn it adam i could actually get some if you didnt keep pulling out so fast +keep blowing it feels so good +stop sliding it in so hard youre going to break it +he just exploded all over me +wow my hand can really make it squirt +dont let it get sticky back there or we wont do it again +you have to wait for it to get hard and firm and then you can put it in +aww man this job makes my hands wet and sticky +damn its stuck in there good +should i lick it off + lcd tv for my bedroom and my friend was over telling me how huge it looked in my room i looked at him and said oh i can fit a bigger one +ive never seen anything so short in my life +screw the white one the black ones bigger and you get more bounce off of it who cares if its a little hard to control +wait you have to wrap it up before you just stick it in +im the same way i just suck on it until it melts +some of them are harder than others but play with them over the weekend and see how you go +well i dont like the meat but i like the flavor of the sauce +here ill just put it in quick and fast the other proceeded to say no its too big it will rip +i dont think its going to fit maybe we should get it wet then it will slide in really easy +i blew another huge one +its such a tight fit with the other three already in there +you cant put it in yet its not hard +it was soooo long and really hard +i think you just play with it until it comes out +my brother always wants to touch itmy sister is afraid of itand my mom wants nothing to do with it +i dont like it going in really deep at first but then when i warm up i like going down +i tried to straddle it but it was too big +just push it back up but it keeps coming back down sometimes you have to hit it a few times to make it stay up but once its up it stays there +what happens if they dont grow the gardening club teacher shrugged just put it in and hope for the best +i like the bigger ones cuz they last longer +yeah just give it a tug and itll come +i can touch it but i cant bang it +let me see how wet it is before i put it in +that was easy i didnt even have to bang it +you gotta pull it out and lick all the white stuff off +dad its not going in and he was said try sliding it in but dont force it its delicate +i have been blowing it all day +if you it pull it out of my mouth itll come on my dress +i dont like to swallow right away i like to keep it in my mouth +stick it in your mouth and blow quickly +hey we need some soccer balls my soccer coach said you have 2 balls right there +but i dont wanna bend over im all sticky +dont you think these buns are a little too big for this meat +hey how long is yours +i didnt know if i was supposed to chew it but it just busted all in my mouth now it tastes to bad to swallow +gosh im so tired of waiting on this im just gunna shove it all in my mouth to get it over with +i cant take it its too big +oh cmon take it out again and let me play with it +any time hed come i would tilt my head back and swallow the whole thing +i hate going down because it hurts my knees +do you know how long itd take me to suck in order to get a swallow full +yeah when you suck on it it gets harder +bulletswhich looked like small iron marbleswere stored i asked him is that where you keep your balls +well its not quite the size i wanted it to be but itll have to do +its a good three inches deep you should be able to fit a nice big sized rod in there +oh man i have never been so wet and sore in my whole life +i knew it was coming but it surprised me anyway +my hands hurt its cold and these balls are too hard +get your hand out of there youre gonna stretch it out +stop fingering my muffin +massage the bag to mix it after a few minutes i exclaimed loudly wow i can feel it getting harder now +guys get off your gonna break it you cant get on it when its drooping down like that +gross just put it in and go back to bed +okay im done it was long and felt good +i feel so bad i know you mustve been looking for the perfect place to stick that in all night long +you guys are never going to get a good sound that way it doesnt matter if your fingerings are perfect or if your tounging is great if you dont control your air and blow in a steady unbreakable stream you will never be successful its all in how you blow +man i hate the feeling of wet wood in my mouth + stop playing with your self and get on with it come on boys i want this to be fast paced +do you have anything else i can put in my mouth twss he follows up with i mean something more stimulating +well that wasnt very satisfying she replies sorry i didnt know how hard to do it +can that thing even spurt cream out anymore +get on the bottom twss then he asked my boss where should we put it my boss said wherever you can find a hole +slow down i cant hear you when im bent over and its plugged in +does it matter where i stick this twhs to which i didnt have time to stop myself from answering you can stick it where ever you want +oh that was a great entry boys +when are you going to pop up + im having fun getting it off but it keeps going back in my face +we were grabbing some balls and they kept slipping out of our hands +so how do you know when to pull out +dont shove that big thing in my mouth +ive been sucking on this thing all day and it doesnt feel any smaller just stickier +i scream when im wet +stop youre stretching my hole +faster joseph keep pushing i know its hard but were almost done +i have to change positions its all sticky over here +just because its small doesnt mean it doesnt work +these nuts are too small they are so hard to find +its really dry do you want me to pull it out now +oh my gosh i love dicks + i spit that out usually i swallow that shit +its too big i need both hands +its coming out little by little coming out squirt by squirt +i will turn it all on you put it in and ill do all the work +oh i like this one better its bigger +tony when you come use the backdoor +damn that shit is going back and forth so fast i cant even see it + its stuck again help me get it out +when he did it it hurt so bad i teared but then after the pain subsides and now it only hurts if i touch it +dont squeeze it too hard or it will all come squirting out the top +you will feel everything with this one it has a very sensitive tip +im really getting tired of having this thing in my mouth +it hurts like hell pull it out pull it out +what i like stuffing it all in my mouth at once +put it back in then i did and she said ahh thats better +i know its thick and big just how i like it +its too long and my throat hurts +ow please dont put it in that hole it really hurts +how do you get that thing in the hole +ew it squirted me +why do i always get the easy ones and you get the really big hard ones +well it gets harder after awhile you just have to adjust and work on it +i could blow better than him twss i replied at least he has a nicely trimmed bush + if my whole hand covers it then its too small +oh no its stuck were going to have to cut it off +what am i sitting on where he is blind folded and had to guess he was sitting on the girls asked him if he was readyto which he replied my butt is ready +then be quiet and either spread out or ill spread you out myself +it was horribleprobably the most disgusting thing i ever put in my mouth it just kept gushing out +18 inches puts it here were gonna have to go in a little farther +i dont know how it got so big and heavy but it went in good +just stick it in the hole +long strokes are more efficient you can finish in half the time short strokes tire you out faster +i hate it when you miss your bus by 30 seconds soon after posting this one of my friends commented saying oh yeah i hate it when it pulls out just as you get there +i feel the 3 holes but i dont know where to put it in +no youre putting it in too far youre shoving it too hard well dont put your finger in the hole +i know ive never had to swallow one this big +no you must stick it in and make sure its moist +its not that it was hard it was just very very long +i didnt know you could finish that fast +it went right in you just slipped it right up there +thanks asshole i really wanted your spray in my face +if you go down low and pull out in the corner your gonna get back tapped by 4 different guys +leave it in im getting wet and its already in too deep +you got to learn to work your mouth and use your hands too +what are you doing you are going to get my sheets wet +god you guys are unloading on me +it was so big it wouldnt fit in my mouth +oh my god its so big and furry +give me the thingy i know how to work itill just stick it in +i cant stuff it in there i need you to help me +i can feel it but i dont know who it is +its huge itll never fit inside maybe we should grease it +its always important to have two balls so that when hes playing with one youve got the other +i only saw the tip of it but it looks huge +it hurts if you bite it i think ill just suck it instead +my box has got two holes and one is smaller than the other +i dont know how to go down on this thing +that black one was really short i was kind of disappointed +make sure you lube it up before you drill it in +you can all go home and practice with your right hands +it doesnt have to be long but it has to please me and it has to be easy for me to see +dont push it too hard if it doesnt go in you must not being doing it right +oh my god it just squirted all over my hand +i will beat you with this book well i have a bigger book it doesnt matter how big it is just how much force you put behind it +this stick is too long to aim at my lips +get inside you can fit +oh yeah im fine i just had something stuck in my throat +wow i put the whole thing in my mouth +dammit it got stuck again +put it back in and this time wait until you finish to pull it out +hurry whip it out so we can get started +its so hard and i got white stuff all over me +i just got nailed from behind +when you think about it it was inside of my mouth so it doesnt really count +wow this tastes much better than it did yesterday +you look like youre doing well and he replied it only looks big because its all red +i put it in but then it hurt really really bad so i pulled it out really fast +i like it cause the stick is so big it feels good its so easy to pull +no thanks the little ones dont last long i prefer the bigger thicker ones +mine is thicker so its better in your mouth my little sibling said so what mines longer my dad replied remember guys its not about the size its all about the taste +then i caught a massive one and rode it till all that white stuff was gone +i hope to come everyday because that means i make money everyday +everything about our intercourse pained me +it starts around 11 pm and gets intense at 1 and stays like that till 3 +lets wait until it gets thick before we put it in something +i can only eat a six inch +this morning i blew it so hard i thought i was going to throw up +that sounds painful and she said well its not so bad once you get in your mouth +can we do this without talking +how about we finger it first + the harder you go more will come out +well my husband is pretty big and i want him to be able to get in and out pretty easily + the girl saidthe head is the best part its very juicy you need to get it and suck it suck every little thing out +why do you always pull it out when i get to the good part +it went down the wrong hole +simpson youve been waving your nuts in my face for too long +gaz stop hitting me with your balls +its a lot easier with your legs open +its too small i wont be able to play with this +you have to keep shaking it thats how you make it hard + i want to blow that one +when i get this thing in my hands i just can not control myself +open package and insert here +you need to keep your contact tight and your hips loose +it was so worth getting on my knees for that +but i banged him +i guess i just liked sticks better than balls +its packed in too tight i cant get it out +you may be able to get it to fit but it is a really tight space + yeah look how wide her mouth opens +man this is a lot harder then it looks i cant do it my friend turned around and told me just keep trying when i did it first i wasnt good either then i got better +head is important and make sure you give a lot of it to your customers +i hate it when you have it in your mouth and you just dont want to swallow +oh thank god its shorter otherwise that would be waaayyy too long for me to handle +dont worry it wont be very long or hard for that matter +i dont mind that its skinny its just not long enough +how much for a finger and a movie +just stick it in already +it looks better when its all wet +they penetrate into you about this much +its rubber and it feels weird +im super sticky im an art student and had been messing with glue all day im dripping wet and the worst part is i assumed it wouldnt come until later on +travis just go down already +i am going to have to do it sideways its just that big +i cant get it in the hole its too hard he finally succeeds in getting it in and shouts i got in in the hole +yeah i always have to fake it with him too +ewww anything that comes out of a sack tastes terrible +this thing has been poking me all day + it needs to be long and fat +jeez how many inches is that +hurry up and then i replied its not my fault i cant make this thing blow any faster +give me three more inches +wow thats a really big squirt +thats never gunna work and i replied it will do ive fit bigger ones in +its too big i cant put two hands around it +omg you squirted it in my eye you bastard it burns +its so big i cant possibly fit the whole thing in my mouth +i like them hard said one of my cousins no the other one said the harder they are the more they hurt +that was the most enjoyable sausage ive ever had in my mouth +blows to hard it gets all over get face +which hole does this go in the bottom or the top +whyd you take it out put it back in +what kinda hole do you put that big thing in +it wasnt hard but it was in so it still counts +please dont feel threatened by the thickness of this it shouldnt be too hard + you need to get back on top +wash this the other person proceeded to say what am i your ball washer +oh my god i cant keep this up all night its too long and hard for me to do and then im trying not to scream and its just making me more crazy +i keep trying to tell them that if they want it bigger than 8 12 inches it wont work as well +can you fit your whole fist in there +i love dicks +just shut up and shove them in +why are you so hard right now +slide in all the way +it was long and hardi mean 2 late nights in a row +oh my god im shaking so bad it wont go in to which my friend answered suck it up and stick it in i have places to go +im trying but its kind of hard to do with only one hand +i just cant believe that huge thing explodes 8 to 12 times every day +its the wettest thing in the world +stop im already wet without you putting your hands on me +its really wet and ive already had a couple kids go down unexpectedly +it tasted so good i didnt know whether to spit or swallow it +well his is stiffer but yours is longer +ahh it hit me right in the face +oh man we have a lot of good onesi just wish i could remember them too which i said yea too bad they only come when we are drunk +blow harder itll come out eventually +it only works if its wet +wow ive never seen any that thick before i bet this means we cant fit as many in now +i wasnt sure if i could take anymore but i swallowed it anyways +no it wont fit in that spot try the other hole see it fits better in there + you wanna get it right the first time you dont wanna have to keep putting your cargo in and out and in and out cause something might break +she helped me put it in the back my cousin was like twss my grandma said wait you talked to her +damn i forgot to put the laundry detergent in his wife replies josh you could be on your second load if you would have done it right the first time +hey just because you got off doesnt mean i did +how big is this thing gonna get +oh my gosh does all that have to fit in there +oh i call top following behind him was my mom who said oh its your first time need any help +hmmi like anything that can fit in my mouth +ow now my cheeks hurt from blowing too hard +i cant blow hard enough to keep it up +its too hard i cant get it out +im sucking so hard and nothing is coming out +you have a 50 chance of getting head and a 50 chance of getting tail +theres a huge load in the rear +when he turns it up it goes so hard it hurtslike it made me cry +its too long i cant get it to curve +it wasnt as big as i thought itd be +hit me up while im still wet +pull harder it isnt as much fun if you dont try hard enough +get out of it down there your whiskers are tickling me +grrr my vibrator is broke +ugh i keep licking it and rubbing it and it wont come off +i love staring at people when they pull out +its okay i get hit in the face with balls all the time +its long but its not hard +now lets do this loud and hard and fast like it was meant to be done +speak softly and carry a big stick we were supposed to interpret this quote one kid said everyone should want to have a big stick but if you have one you shouldnt go around telling people about it +but im not wearing protection +ughhh i finally managed to swallow it all +usually you have to jerk it a couple times before it does that +god weve been doing this for like an hour and its still stuck +yeah so i had to sit there and blow it really good so it would be dry +moooom it wont fit she replied just shove it in honey itll be okay +i just cant seem to get it in the hole +i dont like a mouthful i just like the taste +wow its a tight fit to get in there hey +adam stop spraying my face youre making me all wet +i cant suck that it is way to large to fit in my mouth +look i can put the whole thing in my mouth and take the nut out + quit fingering it and just eat it +i dont like things that squirt in my mouth +he could see where the hole was but it just closed up so quickly that he couldnt get in there +just put it in now and youll feel a lot better +that was really slippery do you want it tighter jordan +dont you dare pull that out yet +i tried to blow it but it got in my eyes +it slides in your mouth easier +this would be so much more enjoyable if the balls were smaller +my thighs are sooo freaking sore my other friend standing next to us replied its okay its your first time itll get better +justin stop playing with my rack +ive never gotten one off that fast before +there we go it took us three tries but we got it up and going +its too big we have to move it around to get it out +thats not fair this one is three times more likely to give you head than tail +can you stop making my hole bigger +no matter how hard i suck on this thing it still wont come up +can you put it in i cant seem to find the hole and its starting to hurt already +back in my day they werent as big you could get done with them in no time +its a rough ride in the back we had to hold our boobs or it hurt +it was a lot easier on my knees +faster joseph keep pushing i know its hard but were almost done +just close your eyes they all taste the same +i think i need a big black one + you can lick it all you want but dont bite it +i cant imagine what it would be like to be on the receiving end of that thing +take it out and start working on it +what are you doing to which he replied oh i didnt know you pulled it out already +i like em really tight +i could make sex but it doesnt fit anywhere +aw you popped my cherry wow thats disgusting +i opened my mouth too wide and it dribbled out +i thought i could swallow it all but i was wrong +if the size doesnt amaze you the taste will +just put it in any hole thats wet enough +put your fingers in all the holes + its to long i dont know if this will work its just shaped so weirdly i dont know how they got it in here +oh look it finally came up +wow im getting really lightheaded from all this blowing +if it wasnt wet it wouldnt have worked +omg its soo hot its all over my mouth and down my throat +just put all three in your mouth then after she was done i hit the button too hard and i get it everywhere and i go great there were so much of it i got it all over my face +keep comming until i say stop +cheesy prize thursday at school where the teacher pulls your name from a hat and you get to choose a badlywrapped cheesy prize i told her i was gonna grab the biggest one but on an impulse i grabbed the small one and it was the best choice ive ever made +sarah get me a wet paper towel i got it all over my leg and its dripping +stop playing around and get into position and i responded ok coach it just hurts my back to do this +im just going to do this quick and dirty +come on open wider you can fit more in +its everywhere give me a tissue +be careful not to put it in the wrong hole +you looked like you had two enormous balls in your mouth +just put it in make sure it wont come out and i will take care of the rest +not everyone can do it theres a technique for getting on and staying in and frankly getting out can be just as difficult not to mention a lot of people dont know what theyre doing while theyre in there +i love to suck them to get the juice +fits perfectly in your hands and in your life +thats what she said stories for a good five minutes i asked is this ever going to stop +sure just spray it in my eye +dont worry the first hole is a practice hole +thats good because no matter how wet you get her it still wont penetrate +you gotta ride that and the one girls like ill take a ride on that for 600 +i like my meat hard +who wants to be the giver this time and who wants to be the receiver + can you fit that thing all the way in the back of your mouth and my roommate said easily +hey fatty i get the top +it sucks because the grass is all wet slippery balls and yuckkk + its not big enough twss but she argued back with really its the biggest one i saw in my whole life +you have to get it wet or else it will get sticky +oh my god nick you just about made me spit that out like everywhere +my throats numb im ready to go +its not longer its just harder +hey we came at the same time +that was really deep kevin +just stuff the damn thing in your mouth and swallow +what if you choke on it she replied it hardly fits in my mouth it cant fit in my throat +alright take out that big monster +if you could make it harder that would really help +push it in harder +it slides in so easily +you really need to be in the mood for it or it just leaves you feeling unsatisfied +you have white stuff all over your face +i did all the hard ones last night +i tried to stick a tampon and a few other things in there but it just didnt stop anything so i figured it was time to call a big strong man to do the job for me +dont come in my face and expect me to keep my mouth shut +haha my hole got super big +i like the bigger ones better because i can hold them better +could you tell i did that without my tongue +i wouldnt be able to pull out with this big thing +it was so good i wish it was still in my mouth +squeeze it really hard until it comes +it was little but it went deep +i told him a thousand times not to squirt it in my face but he did it anyway +the rods gotta fit in the hole real nice and tight if it slides right in the holes too big +why is everyone going so deep today +well its big and black +houston we have a problem its too big +dig deeper finish hard +im too tired to get that off with my hand +i was just about to come and then you knocked +omg its so hard to get it all down +oops i think my tailpipe just got stuffed +crap now i have all this white sticky stuff on my hands +that was pretty big but it couldve been bigger +the balls are just hanging there noticing that they were in a little hole in the fence i added are they stuck in the hole +what the fuck dont you know how to aim you got me right in the eye +its getting too hard to blow +it wont go in then i asked are you sure its in the right way then she said hold on let me use both hands +just because its long doesnt mean its hard +theres too much friction i cant slide down he replied maybe we should oil it up and try again +wow the dang thing is really in there how will i get it out +when you put it in your mouth it starts out hard but then if you keep going it gets really wet +i cant it wont go in any further and if i push it anymore itll get stuck +i like to do it slow because it lasts longer +the smallest ill go for is 35 inches +yeah the bigger it is the harder it is +wow why do you only have one hand on there is it not big enough for both of them +get that thing out of your mouth +get a new chair im not going to have you going down on me while were talking +wow this knob is stiffer than i thought it would be +i cant see it can you make it bigger +i cant get it to come out to which he replied try sticking two fingers up there +ow walter youre so god damn big i think you broke it +normally i just shove it in and suck it +pull out now in our moment of triumph +i know who you are i know what you like i know how you like it be here in 1520 minutes +so tonights the night to make it dirty +i like sucking all the flavor out till it turns white +thats it babe pull out in front of everybody +i heard you breathing thats how i knew you were coming +you need to stay in longer your pulling out too soon +well i cant do it as fast with my bad arm +wow that took a lot longer than it should have and i said back well you stuck it in there and i couldnt get it out +sometimes when you ride too long you get wet +its shrinking i can feel it +so we can use either hole right +just taste it and then spit it out dont swallow +as soon as i squeezed it it squirted on me +it makes my day every time he comes inside +i had it and my sister wanted it so gave it to her and she rode it for a while +youre gonna have to put it in for me +you have to put it on the hole and push it in +it came all over me and im all wet + i think i need a big black one +i had to suck really hard to get it up then it went straight to the back of my throat +now if i can just get it in the hole ill show it to you up close and personal +dont blow but finger them +just give me something to shove in my mouth +it wont go in its just way to small +alright justin what am i doing wrong here help me out cause it shouldnt take this long +nolan you got it all over my face +why do they stick it in so far +drive those balls deep +be careful i dont want it going off too soon again +but harry you are so thick sometimes +whatd you have to do that for i wanted to make love +no no you have to do it harder and faster +people could stick things in there and jiggle them around and it could ruin the whole system +youre in good and deep now +it was long hot and sweaty +i like the long skinny ones those are very in +right ill go down on this one +i cant find the hole +this ones nice and thick +you keep trying but you cant get it in +but u have to do it in front of me and put it all in your mouth +that was awesome but now i am all wet +oh my god this just keeps getting harder and harder +push in pull out push in pull out +it was really big and uncomfortable in my mouth +i didnt touch your thing but its up +i have three holes +just jerk it as hard as you can +ooh i love the long juicy ones +dont touch it yet it aint hard enough +just hurry up and shove it all in there +wow this one is really long it might take a while hope you guys can handle it +all he does is sit there and rub his tin sword all day long +you idiot wrong hole +its good it finally went in the hole +its not coming fast enough +im sorry if its a little dusty down there +ugh a big glob just landed on my cheek +it keeps going in and popping out again +we may be in for a wild ride its coming at us hard but if we are prepared we may be safe +okay i wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like hes been inside me +thats a mighty big snake i dont know if youll be able to fit it all in your mouth +wow it pops up quick +i like this one because its skinnier but longer +has everyone finished writing this down i want to rub this all off the board to which one of my classmates asked why dont you write it down the bottom his response was because i dont want to get down on my knees +i still use my fingers all the time +id pull mine out but its too hard to get out +the hole is too small it wont fit +the little ones make it last longer +this is way too small it just doesnt feel right +its dripping down my leg +normally theres a huge climax but for some reason its not coming +son after she gets off then you can leave +the opening is in the back so you kind of have to slide it in from below +do i suck it or just put it all into my mouth twss after that he said its pretty hard actually harder than you expect +oh come on just stick it in already +omg its not coming out no matter how much i suck its too thick +just stick it innot there not there +yeah going in is a lot tougher than coming back out +wait we didnt do it right there was supposed to be a big explosion at the end +its really big and goes in really deep too +oh its running down my leg dammit now its in my sock +just stick it in there already +thats beautiful too with the big balls +put it in mine and see if it works +buti play with it all the time i just cant stop +watch im gonna put it in that little slit +eww its all coming in my mouth +try hard do your best its only a test of how well you can do if you need help measuring get some help you want to be good when your doing it +hold on this will be amazing if i can find it +my backdoor is not working youll have to use the front door +thats okay we can just use lotion to get it off +wow its amazing what you can do with your two fingers +i can do a lot with this even though its short +when i pulled it out there was white stuff on me +this is so easy i could be in this position for hours +my biggest fear is that its going to get into my eyes +reach down there and pull out some balls +pinch pots he said referring to our thumb and the clay push it in and when you think its far enough go a little farther +oh its bigger than i thought +thomas you have to push it in and twist +its spraying that stuff everywhere and no ones cleaning it up +oh yea right there rub it harder +best night ever disappointed i had missed out i replied oh man i wish i came last night +so they can dock their boats in the queens harbor +every time you come in my room you make a mess +if i squirt you then you can squirt me +do you know how much it sucks to wake up to a vibrator every day and she goes well thats got to be better than the real thing +ya thats the right one i think youre putting it in wrong +aw it just blew junk in my eye my brothers responsesorry i just dont use it that often +im bleeding and it hurts but i think we should just finish +i knew that was gonna be a good one as it was coming out of my mouth +anything you can put in your mouth i can put twice as much +but it doesnt feel that long +ugh when u screw it the stuff comes out +can you help me with this i cant get my hand around it +you need to pull it out lick it and stick it back in +i cant get in in gently and i dont wanna just shove it in +its so big i doubt i can fit it all in my mouth +put it in and then you can come inside +thats right you cant stick it in if theres one in there already +you have to pay to use the front entrance but the rear entrance is no charge i prefer using that one its more fun +thank you for coming i know it was long +wow thats a good oneyou should pull it out at parties +its going to be really hot and tight +i looked down and saw this black thing going in the hole +so you take the cap off stick it into me count to ten and pull it out +are you ok because she was struggling she said yeah but its too big i cant fit it in my mouth +take off the wrapper and pop that sucker in +we almost have this push harder +no you have to stick your whole hand in there +get that thing out of there +put it in my hand dont just leave it in my box +it still feels good to be on top for once +argh you always come at such annoying times +ok i swallowed +ive been trying to get that fing nut off all day but it was too hard and tight +get in the hole damn this thing is just too big im gonna freaking explode +theres just something about papa johns sauce +yup done a couple blacks you know nothing major +if ure going to come late come in the back +you can just come you dont have to eat +dude just stick it in this one it accepts cash +wait could you do that once more real slow so i can watch +yes but she spit it out +youre in the right spot just try to get in there deep +you know you cant fit an entire orange in your mouth after pausing he added you think your mouths big enough but its not +wow thats a really big dog my other friend then says i guess so but ive seen bigger +that was so bad im gonna give you another chance +stop blowing it or you will hurt yourself +its not working my other friend said just jiggle it around a little and it should slide right in +do you have to suck harder to get more out +i usually just go down but sometimes they make me do other things +mmm i like where your head is +you can suck them and suck them and suck them and they will never get any smaller +it looks like its wet you rubbed it too much and now its wet +what was that and he replied well i had four guys on me +here you hold it and ill slip it in ok +its so big i can see it getting up there but i dont know if itll fit in +is it going to be very long +sure just make me go down why dont ya +i need more wood +i dont want it to blow in my face +i will wait until its hard +it was the best thing ive ever put in my mouth +man this is a weird screwing position twss haha but seriously its hard +if you accidentally leave that unzipped all your stuff will fall out +put your monster in here +it was so much bigger than i expected +im a little suprised its not usually that quick +im not even going to touch that one im just going to sit on it +i love it so much look its pink on the inside +dont you dare put that thing back in there +looks like someone trimmed that bush +ahhhhh it just keeps coming its coming again after that he talked about the timpani drums and said yeah the head is too big +i should blow this as hard as i can +it wont fit and i said oh you probably have to wiggle it around then it will slide in +no fair he came right between my legs +tomboy girl was wearing big hoop earrings so my friend will asked her why and she replied with im trying to stretch my hole +im getting it wet first so it wont hurt +im putting it in all the way and it doesnt work if i keep pulling it out itll get even harder +we cant just stick a finger in the dyke someones gotta go down +this isnt even fun anymore its hot sticky and taking too long +are you stiff yet +lubricates it so it can easily go in and out +i was playing with it and then it got longer so i yanked it off +thats the dumbest position ive ever been in all i did was sit there and get paid to do it +how far do i push this thing in its so hard +how am i supposed to do this its so short +dont finish before me wait for me so i dont have to finish by myself +they look thick to begin with but when you put them in your mouth it is really quite surprising our thick they really are +we need at least 6 more inches before we can continue +i think i can squeeze you in +you need to be careful with your fingering or else you wont make it all the way up +ahh it just squirted on my face +its not like they are both in your mouth at the same time +why are they all so big i just want a small pair of balls +omg i dont like any of these positions +i just love watching you try to get your mouth around that twss his reply this one is not as big as some of the others i have had +pull it out pull it out pull it out +and then i get to blow on a really long stick +you dont know what its like to have these things hanging in your face all the time +good job you put it in there twss i started cracking up laughing but before i could say anything her friend said why do you open yourself up for that +i dont think youre going to get that out in time +it would be better with more people but oneonone could still be fun +damn this is a tight fit +i didnt see him coming so i had to switch sides +ahh its all over my face +will you just stick your thing in me so it wont hurt me anymore because i really want to do this +why the heck wont it go in oh its not stiff enough +ok im just going to hold this and stare at it until it comes +push it in slowly +every time i stick it in it slides right back out +oops sorry i swallowed +dont put that in there the hole is too dirty +wow this is a lot to swallow +im not putting that in my mouth its way too hot +maybe you should go around the other side to which i replied i think i can get in there wait its stuck in the bush i dont know if i can get it out +its times like these where i wish my mouth was bigger +use one finger not your whole fist +youre gonna have to play with getting your hole wide enough +well tonight were going all the way +now a lot of you are doing it or have done it before so you should have some idea of what youre doing +i just kept shaking it and shaking itand i even pulled but it just wouldnt shuffle she then responded with use two hands and put all your strength into it +dont you dare take that out of there +once you suck all the juice out its pretty much good for nothing +its hard to suck and then i replied if i suck too hard im gonna choke +wow i didnt know he could get that long +there you go push it up into her +if you dont get that thing away from me i swear i will snap it in half +make sure its in all the way +sadness even thought its hard you need suck it up and swallow it +it went in already i didnt even feel it +omg its not going in +in fact youre soft all over +i like mediumsized not massive +eww its all over me my face is sticky and im wet +hmm its wetbut its not turned on +but its so long and hard +oh my god im craving a foot long +i dont know what im doing i really like him but i dont know how much he likes me me i know its hard at first but just try to relax and take it slow youll gain confidence and itll get a lot easier +this sucks im all wet and i dont know where i am +youve got to make sure you shove that all the way in for it to engage +you gotta wiggle it around a little bit its kinda funky +why wont it go in its so small +come on put your fist in +stop talking and put some effort into it +it was long and hard and boring +it was absolutely hugemuch bigger than any of the ones you would have seen before +its too big for me to work with +its delicious so thick and so juicy + do you go all the way or do you pull out +there is no way that will fit in there just look at how tight it is +just try blowing harder her response i cant blow harder its too much +alright come on girls on top boys on the bottom +i know he licks and licks and makes everything wet +thats quite big it might not fit oh shove it in anyway +hey curt think you can make that hole any bigger +the longer it gets the harder it is +the hole is not big enough +you came you came its about time +oops sorry i swallowed +its so deep and moist +wow dude your hole is so big compared to mine +youre really shoving it in arent you +how am i supposed to get my mouth around this +when you get it open i know just the right way to squeeze it to get all the juice out +grrr this thing needs to be a lot bigger +just aim at the hole and shoot it in +where should i spit this +you have to pull it long and hard until it comes +first i like to go up then i like to go down then from side to side and then all around +well 13 inches is way too small i could do 15 but id prefer 17 itll make everything faster +slow down i cant get it in the hole +when i opened it it was hard then i bit into it and it tasted bad my sister then says yeah i dont like them hard +go hard or go home +just because she sticks her head in my crotch doesnt mean you can too +this is a ballhandling skill +do you always have to be so rough +ew its all wet and sticky +no its ok you dont need to pull it out +just pull it out while youre sucking on it +the faster you bang it the more it hurts +is there any white stuff on my face +oh man it squirted on my face +i cant spread my legs far enough to get on it +its not how hard you blow its all about technique +make sure you shove it kinda hard so it goes in the holes +its so slippery i cant stop +wow thats a deep dark crack down there +a great penetration +we only put hard things in our mouth +shake it hard that way itll all come out +i yanked on it really hard but it wouldnt go up +i take most of my shots in the behind +its so thick i cant get my hands around it +amanda just let me poke her in the face with that stack of money amanda said i would let you poke me in the butt with it too +omg it hurts so much but it feels so good +straddling wood is more comfortable for me because i ride +its hot warm and tastes so good in my mouth +it is the same but you have to suck instead of blow +they should put rubbers on those things +aww its all loose now +thats what she said i kept telling him to stop and when i finally said it with conviction he looked up at me and said you know that im just going to keep doing this all day right +god why is it so long +careful that ones really hard and slippery +here put it in my hands and ill lick it from the bottom for you +wed love to be sitting on your face +wow you are the perfect length for me right now +stop playing with that youll stretch it out and then i cant use it +come on just put it in your mouth and blow +pump with your right hand and then slowly add in your left +yeah just stick it in there you gotta shove it in that hole +if you can get the inside wet you should be able to get it off +is it wide enough for you he says its wide enough to fit just i want it longer +i have to be careful or it might come out all over everything +yeah you can only play with so many balls +fine ill have to play with myself instead +no i want to wait so i can get more than just the head in my mouth +pull the fuck out +ill be finished long before youre done squirting that in there +sorry guys it usually takes me a few holes to get warmed up +holy fuck why is this so hard +can you go a little deeper +pull it out pull it out +i think i cant swallow it anymore +when you push it down its supposed to rise back up +come with me +it feels tighter than before +he was big and i was nervous i just took the picture and got out of there +i think its in already +just pull it out gently +wow thats a massive organ +how did you do it i asked his reply i just bang it hard til it submits +you might wanna shove your hand down there and see if you can find it before you get in +dont get off until i tell you to +i dont think i can fit another one in me im just too full +well i like it both ways +you know how that thing pops up it was very little +i cant get it to go in i dont know what to do +do you need help laying that pipe or can you get it in there +hey i cant find the other ball there is only one here +man this stick is stiff and i say dont press too hard or youll break it +thats the thickest ive ever seen it +let me know if thats blowing too hard +its too small it keeps sliding out of place +how do you do this and she said you just have to keep pushing but not too hard or else you might get wet +what are you supposed to do with something that little +dillan you squirted it on me im wet +i dont care how you get it in there just do it +it was just so beautiful and big and perfect +ugh i cant find it twhs no no go back you were just in it +looks like im going to be riding this one it looks pretty big but i think i can handle it +wow i didnt expect it to be that big +wow that one is so big it makes we want it even more +it was coming at my face +oh i thought it would be longer +hot n cold by katy perry some of the lyrics are youre in then youre out youre up then youre down +you stuck it where +i cant get my fingers in there its too tight +this game is called positions youll need a partner giggles throughout the class now you all need to be up for this game +weve been at it for hours cant we just rest +you cannot fit that whole thing in your mouth to which he replied yeah i can ive done it before just never in front of people +this thing is so tiny how do i make it bigger +ive been pounding that into him for the last year and a half +im sorry i was riding you so hard +just grab it and shove it up there +just sit on it pull it and it should release +let me get wet real quick +that guy had a huge load +you went in the out door not allowed +its a little stiff but i can manage + its big its slow and its gonna be long +its too thick i just keep sucking and im getting dizzy from it +i just need to stuff something in my mouth to keep me satisfied +it goes to sleep if i dont touch it for too long +yeah theyre slick when they dont have anything on them +youll be there by george strait and theres a line that goes and it might be a long hard ride but im gonna take it +hey is that a grande i paid for a grande but it doesnt feel like a grande +wow you can spread them +just stick that wherever it fits theres gotta be a big enough hole somewhere +if you only do easy ones then youll be screwed when you come across a hard one +i wanted cherry i said sorry but jason already got my cherry + omg im so wet twss i then replied i know lets go in deeper +i knew you were coming but i didnt know you were going to do that + oh god theres a hole here too +you are not permitted to do that +honey i dont think this is going to fit +oh two guys are coming this is going to be a real treat +everyone squirted a little in mine +theres too much of it it wont all go in at once +why does it get all wet like that +why do i even keep trying this thing is bigger than i am screw it +wow you suck a lot you suck more than i do +whoa thats a long one +you need to quit sticking your fingers in things +as soon as i pulled it out i found the other hole +just put it in and it will be all downhill from here +theres no way i can vault over that one of the guy pole vaulters responded oh dont worry itll stretch when you hit it +whoa i didnt know it would come out that fast +oh my god its too much i can barely swallow then later hayley said youre so messy its all on your face +i was okay then i just started getting all wet and i didnt really like the feeling of it +i have a muffin downstairs +dont expect me to keep sucking on it before i swallow +guess well just have to play with it and see what comes out + you just slide it in and thats it +yes i dont understand he followed with okay ill give ya a quickie +omg were soo wet +ill start slow and increase my performance +aww man now ive got a huge stain on my shirt from a big old piece of wood +come one man two straight days will wear a girl out +if their toes didnt curl you didnt do it right +this is gonna be good i can already feel it +you have to use two fingers +wow thats really long she repliedtwss while laughing she exclaimedhey im getting pretty good at this its easier than i thought it would be +my hands getting kinda tired does anyone else wanna beat this +oops is that ok and my mom said thats fine its better when you go deep +uhh i have to suck so hard +most of the time i can control it but today it just came out +these things are great you just slide it up and down on the bar but you have to make sure its sticky not too sticky because then it doesnt budge but if it is too loose it just slides up and down with no control +take that out of your mouth im supposed to do that remember +it got stuck in the crack +get that white stuff out of my ear +wow its amazing how fast it exploded +its so slippery i cant get a good grip on it +what part of our relationship makes you think you can go in there +honey do you want pink or brown +oh sorry it was so little i didnt even notice it +cmon you said youd do it i then said no im too tired youve never done it before have you she asked yes i have i answered then lets do it +i love the taste but its just too big to fit in my mouth + some people do it different ways some use there hands and go rough and some just dont care and go easy +theres two sizes of holes and it will only fit in the one make sure you get it right +wow its so big i cant even open my mouth wide enough to fit the whole thing in + dont push it too hard itll bleed +try not to get so soft too fast +this is so awesome i have three instruments playing in my box at once +what if it gets stuck in there +it might pop in your hand +he cant get it in his hand is shaking too much +no so i saidyoure gonna get in it and youre gonna like it +i keep sucking but its not coming +hey can you pull it out so i can go down +you know from what i hear they dont really suck they blow +your noodle just squirted up into me +how many bjs do you need +this is the hardest thing i have ever sat on +the price is right when a contestant almost fell after spinning the wheel i said man she almost fell from yankin that thing so hard +did it taste better when it was wet +i cant do it it hurts then i said yeah it used to hurt me before but now it comes naturally +do you have an extra gstring +make sure to get it in there quick +he just shoved his head in between my legs +put it back in its still moist in the middle +its too big and then forced it in and said now i cant get it out +i love bjs +oh no its leaking white stuff +hello and the woman on the line said youre going in and out +it hurts when you squeeze me there +oh my gosh this thing is too little i cant get it off +shes got her hand on the hole +whoa looks like something big went down here +its always so sticky and hard to get out of your hair +if the legs arent straight its going to go in crooked +its very sensitive use your finger +i was gonna blow that +dang it all its supposed to be hard not soft +now im all wet and i replied with youre getting her all wet just put it in +i cant get it back in the hole +i cant take it its too long +noooo you went in too deep +hes so big let the poor guy in its probably already hard +if you poke me with that thing one more time im gonna break it off +i thought it would be bigger than that +there should be a big black one in there +can i take notes on the back of the paper and my teacher replied now the back is just as good as the front +pull it out pull it out +messed up the entry there sorry lets try that again +fits perfectly in your hands and in your life +im just going to lay back while you drive me +come over here and ill show you how to put this thing in + thats huge i bet it hurt +this is way to much meat for me +dont worry ill grab your meat +wow you stretched me so good +just hold the two balls in your hand before doing anything else with them +it only gets hard when it hits me in the face +donations accepted in the rear +shew i wish a ride could get me wet for once + jaysus u ripped the shit outa that hole +i liked the big balls better +hi i need some caulk +just so you know im going to choke this down for you +its huge its like this long and that big around +boy the next time you come inside you better have a good reason +wow it shriveled up quickly +hurry up and put more in your mouth youll never finish in time at that rate +its funny im taller than rob zombie to which i replied i cant believe how small he is i thought hed be bigger +how do you eat pumpkin seeds do you bake them with seasoning first and my other friend said no i just suck on em and swallow +yeah everything on that boy is oversized +how come mine isnt big enough and the other girl said i dont know maybe the holes too small +he put that thing in my face and i can still taste it in my mouth +you can put it in either one but make sure you dont squish my buns +youre going to have to pull out before i can get in there +oh my goodness thats enormous its almost the size and weight of the phone +i just like to sit there and suck on them +do i have any nuts in my teeth +for example life is highway and im gonna ride it all night long +more wood you all need to get more wood +howd that white stuff get all over your pants +need you now by lady antebellum and i noticed that in the first chorus theres a line that goes i said i wouldnt come but ive lost all control and i need you now +id much rather get my fingers sticky than my mouth +oh it feels so good you just insert here and squeeze +its still coming and its going keep coming for a while +yeah he was trying to get all deep with me and he just kept plugging away at but it wasnt working +i think the main problem is i use my hand so much it doesnt get a break +you put in slow and pull it out fast +can you just get it in already +i like the big ones +that head is really small +i hate it its so long +my arm was killing me by the end of that +how long do we keep it there my mother replied until its big +i have to keep this in and around my mouth at all times +im tired and irritated of being in the same position +dude you just blew it all over my face +flamingo mallets and the rubber hedgehog balls for the first time the grade 9 girl playing alice was having trouble making her flamingo move instead she was focused totally on hitting the hedgehog i yelled worry less about the ball and more about the head +you have to wait for it to get hard first +it looks pretty huge and wellused +make sure to lick your reeds to keep them nice and wet +nah i think he can squeeze it in +it wont come out +wow that was pretty good but i bet you cant do it twice in a row +you have to squeeze it before you put it in +wow thats even bigger than i thought +just put it in the back of your throat and dont think about it +i could get this in i could get this in i just need to squeeze it tight and push it in quickly +aim for the mouth +im going to put my mouth on it and suck it dry +i dont care as long as its fun to play with +it was so hard my lips were swollen +this gives your arm a workout +it was too big and had too much cream +so you think you can dance judge mia michels told said to one of the dancers it was fast it was hard and you hit everything with perfect accuracy i loved it +it just squirted at me +its not huge but its big enough +yeah she gets off really easily +well at least well both go down together +it felt like it was 8 and it was really 6 and it is so dark +when we get done with the little one were gonna do the big one +that just kind of squirted out there didnt it +im so mad i havent done it for so long and then i fell asleep +the dentist said i should just massage it nice and easy to make it feel harder +it was long and had a gigantic head +i almost put this thing in my mouth +yeah you know i have the biggest mouth in the whole school + i got my kness all dirty for nothing +i dont even know who i should go toa bone doctor +i squeezed one of them too hard and it went up my nose +you get the front and ill get the back +oh my knees hurt can you remind me not to kneel next time +you have to lick it and then blow it +that was the worst seven seconds of my life +are you a vegetarian i laughed and said no way i love meat +oh its moist just the way i like it +man that was so fun i learned so much and felt so good i was hoping that it wouldnt end even though it was so long +its hard for you to slide into small spaces +ow that hurt but it was fun so im going to do it again +i want to do some laundry my aunt said i think zach just put a load in +be careful its all wet and slippery +wait why is it all over my face and not all over yours +this is the longest problem ever and i said ive seen longer +oh that got bigger than i thought +thats it i give up it was fun at first but then it just got harder and harder and i kept falling off it +its too big i cant receive it +oh come on if its really tiny well just ride it twice +im squeezing it but nothings coming out on me +its so big and i just looked at her because my dad was sitting across from us then she said what i cant wrap my hand around it +oh yeah its the blackest one ive ever seen and it lasts a really long time + it got everywhere but my mouth +everybody in the hole +i like how the balls feel in my hand + im suprised that nut lasted that long with it being finger tight +there used to be a bush there but its not there anymore +dude whyd you just stop randomly +it tastes better than it smells +oh this popped out do i just put it back in +do i still have white stuff on my face and the other girl looked and said no i think its all cleaned up +eww what is that nasty white stuff +the main goal i have here is to be able to take it out and pop it straight in my mouth without any pain +its not as big once you get it in your mouth +easier to put in than take out +alright it is going to be hard when you first try but it will get easier at the end +that wont work like that try putting it in this hole +you can feel free to put it anywhere you want +ewwwww its in my hair some one go get me a towel +iron man with some of my friends when it came to the part with the main badguy taking control when the chick was downstairs in the basement of stark industries she turns a corner and sees the first iron man suit then she says i thought it would be bigger +be ready for the second one theres no waiting +simply start at the base of the rump rubbing your way out and follow it to its natural conclusion +we dont need this since you already know how to eat out +if this were any harder it would break my fake teeth +yeah it was a big scary one i was shaking it lasted so long +i need another six inches +i worked that hard getting it in im not taking it out +anything that will fit in this hole when handed a pin she looked at it and said oh thats not going to be big enough +boy i sure hope that tastes better than it smells +put this in youll like it +stop playing with it and eat it already +it tastes better if you lick it off the top +i love putting things in my mouthit feels good +nope that does go in there no not in there either keep trying charles you can do it +i can feel it going down my throat +this is going to be a big one here it comes +thanks for letting me know you were coming inside +just tell me if you get too wet okay +whip it out and hand it to me +sure when do you wanna do it my sister says lets do it right here right now +hmm its long black and thick +i dont think i can swallow this +when its finished where does it come out from +if one of you starts squirting that thing around this is going to get serious +im sucking hard but its not coming up +man i could honk on this thing all day +whats that my mom goes thats where all the tasty juice comes out +its so small but its so fun and nice to play with +eww theres fur in my mouth +its not that hard we just havent done it in a while +oh yeah i love some meat in the morning +i dont like the thick ones i cant hold on to them if theyre too thick +knead it first then you gotta suqeeze to get the white stuff out +itll go down by itself no need for you to stick your fingers down there +its sooo cute when you nibble it softly like that +turn me on and try me +bro your jeeps pretty filthy n i replied wout even thinking yeah when i get home im gunna rub her down for about an hour n then wax that bitch +something about it being ultra thick just makes it that much more filling +omg were soo wet +be gentle now you dont wanna strain yourselfthen everyone began yo laugh and coach saidits not funny it has happened to me and my lower back hurt for 3 days +you guys just keep coming +like he only came round for an hour and a half today but he still came +oh my god i love the taste of this +this is great its one quick gulp then youre ready for another +it is a little tight but your small so you could fit +my favorite way to have these is to suck on them one at a time +whoa he pulled out without warning +when its thicker its usually shorter +its too dry to fit down my throat +i dont want to put that in my body +ughh im tired of putting them in just to pull them out you do it +at least give me some warning before you come in +look at how full my box is i can barely get my hand in it +pull it out a little bit its in too far +its stuck help me get it out +just stick it innot there not there +it wont work my guy friend sitting near me then proceeded to yell in the fairly quiet art room keep squeezing i know you can do it +its so sticky +hit that crack and it should go in the hole +stick the narrower part in first it goes in easier that way +alright im going to need one of you manly men to put some wood in for me +im going to get my vibrator and go to bed +its ok i just want your meat +going down now +put it in the wrong hole +i thought they were supposed to be bigger +i hate it he just came out of nowhere +did it go in +are you done in that hole +we cant fill er up because our hose isnt long enough +its a white anaconda +i could do this for hours +you do know im faking it right +aww daniel i told you you should have put it in more +its harder to keep in when its thin it just keeps falling out +maybe we should try something horny +youre sticking it in the wrong hole +you just get a little in your mouth and be sure to blow really hard +im waiting for you to go down i dont care how long it takes i got all day +come on we have to go i said ok then she said honey come faster i have to go twss then when i was ready i said ok i finally came are you happy now +i like doing the big ones +can u put that thingy down about the projector screen then the teacher replied i cant i keep on pulling on it but it wont come down +thats okay i like mine tight +sorry i didnt even know you were in there +i think id know if something went down my throat or not +this stupid thing wont go down +i can make it wetter if you want +just grab one and put it in your mouth but be careful itll drip +so thats why im not getting any +hey man you making my holes bigger +okay i have to stop this my fingers are getting numb +i cant get it in there +ugh mine wont fit twss the teacher looks at her and the person says no matter what i do im never going to get this to fit in here +well yeah big things are more fun +hot damn that hurt but it was a good hurt i broke a sweat a major sweat +wow i didnt know they came that small +get your finger out of my muffin +its wide open for you just the way you like it +oh wait this is too small i want it bigger +oh no its all wetcrap it penetrated through +its so hard i cant do it anymore +look my lord it comes +it was mostly oral +how do you caulk it because my husband nailed it but it wasnt filled +its too big for my mouth +ohh ya how was it did it hurt +aww man the cap broke off now its spraying everywhere +deeper go deeper deeper +whack it as hard as you can +oh i dont want to do this one its too long +i like where youre heads at +anything penetrating yet +i got blessed with glenns so long +wait let him slide in first +hey stop putting your finger in there +i hated it i dont like people in my mouth +man i hate reaching down there and not finding anything +im not blowing anything +its like i cant breathe without you inside of me +its sore when i touch it and when you touch it +oh good i finally get to go down +i was gonna shove it back in but i was afraid i would get electrocuted +dont hug him youll just get all wet +just stick them in any of the holes +just stick it in there fill it up and pull it back out +you can try and stick it in there but its going to get really tight +it squirted all over my face and hands +im going to finish this sausageyummy after i had caught by breath from all the laughter i yelled you almost made me choke +alright i will try my hardest to come +yeah i thought it was gonna be a little long but it was actually kinda short it fit perfectly +come on come on faster faster harder harder come on you can do it +well i heard you say my name so i came as fast as i could +these are so much bigger than the ones from last time later when we were done she said that wasnt bad at all it was much easier than i expected and it went by pretty quickly +it was unusually long in my mouth +this is really hard to swallow +it tasted good but it had a bad after taste +okay well ill still take it just make sure you put it in my box tonight +just stick it wherever it will fit +i wish you would finish already +keep going i reply im looking for a better one +that hole wasnt that big +im all wet and sticky +do you need any help getting it up wait +man im sure going to get a big load today +do you know how messy it will get if we do that in the tent +this is the farthest ive ever gone +please do not ride me +i cant stretch it over the thingy +it hurts but its a good hurt +make sure you bend your knees and grip it tight or we wont get anywhere + i almost had that in my face +i was just happy i got him in there +you got it in my eyes they were open and now theyre all 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pretty big blast +wow you are done already +you didnt let me finish +careful its real slippery in there +is it going to get bigger +yeah whenever you stuff it too much it rips +i cant believe its so tiny +its bigger than yours right i asked the response no theyre about the same size except his is longer +ughh i hate those big black balls +dont you dare blow on me +oh my god it keeps on coming +togo bag as he slipped it in there he dropped the bag to the floor his ensuing response as he bent down to pick it up dont worry its still in there maam +well that looks like a mouthful +almost done only two more holes left +its practically in my mouthits in my mouth +the nut went down the wrong pipe +it wouldnt fit in the hole then saying there was blood everywhere +its so small and skinny and it has no juice +wanna tast my fazoozle +no its just bigger than what im used to +come in the other way and youve gotta stay in +hurry up and come inside +i nearly had that in my cleavage +captain weve got a breach in the lower level +i wanted to take a picture but i made it too big +oh sorry that just fell out my box +i cant stop it when youre going so hard +it seemed like it would be easy to do but it was just so hard and after all that he didnt even like what i did so i had to do it again +no because it will take me longer than you to finish +theres no way i can fit all of this in my mouth +hey get out of my bush +did i say you could take that out +i dont want to get my legs all wet before i get it in +well if we go down we go down together +aww i just needed two more inches +lockin in which we stayed up all night last night at about 330 in the morning a couple of us where sitting around telling jokes and my friend told a whole bunch in a row when he said he couldnt think of any more a girl said nooo that was great keep going +come on lets get it in +get your hand outta the hole +lets look in there and see if we can get it out +thats the biggest shot ive ever taken +welli yelled at her then i got her wet +its so wet down here +so what level are you going on he answered medium what about you oh im easy im always easy +it should only take 15 minutes to change sets theyre running late i looked back and said the longer they make you wait the louder youll scream +it went right in my mouth ew ew ew +but if i lean over everyone will see them +it looks funny but it feels really good +maybe you can get it in but itll be a tight fit +its not gonna fit its oversized +stop it youre making me all wet +my hands hurt can we take a break +no no dont take it out it wont go back in +ughh it hurts when i swallow +aw it fell out of my mouth twss and my mom proceeded to say well you need to either keep it in your mouth or dont put it there in the first place + i had to press it really hard so the sticky stuff would come out +i choked before i even put it in my mouth +dangit it fell out i cant get it back in +push it in harder itll probably go in far enough +its hard to do it standing up +i like it both ways +it took 4 of us to get it back up +how about these she responded those are too thin they wont last very long +theres one in the front and one in the back +ahh i got juice all over me +this one looks like a smally one but a fun one +i think its down in there too far +it comes in spurts +its still not very big +i really love it but ill have to work my way around the nuts +wow look how long that guy is +wrong hole +whoa i made it bigger +what happens if i do this he unplugged something and the monitor went weird i shouted put it back in and dont take it out +you have to go hard at it for 30 seconds +ahhhhhh ohhhhh it went right in there +it hurts when i put it in and out +just keep pushing itll come +dont worry its hard at first but the more you do it the more you get used to it +come on just get it in the hole its not even that hard +im still waiting for it to go in +their mouths stretched in passion +im sucking but nothings coming out +you sure you know where to put it in +yeah its gonna be never ending the company is fine its my butt that cant take it +hey look it fits in the crack +wow it got up really high that time +its growing bigger and bigger and it wont stop +ugh why does it keep slipping out +stop tugging on that or it will crack why do you have it on then she countered i wasnt expecting so many people to be pulling on it all night +this is confusing and its taking too long to which the teacher responded well if youd have been doing it right 5 minutes ago you would be done by now +okay liam stick it in there +i probably look funny doing it but its a great workout +my arm is so tiredit feels like its about to fall off +im getting double meat +joel why is this part so big +what happened to the rubber +what can mess things up is if its really hard because if its too hard youll be in there for over an hour just putzing around +whoa thats a lot of nuts +its so hard its become a part of me +i hate how he always puts it in at the wrong time +wow this thing is longer than i thought it was we could jump rope with it +thats the longest ride ive ever had +ok you can pull out now +i dont get how this works the thing wont fit in the hole +ill give you some cream +spread it out so i can see it better +dont let it drip on the floor rub it on your hands +man youre just too fast for me +nah its just thick and squishy +i saw you at your game last night but the worst part of it is i was sooo wet +help me i cant seem to get it to go in +its too big it wont fit in +yeah it was just something that came out unexpectedly +it was gonna blow so i had to cover my face +no you cant go in that way +johnson case she explained that she also was working on an unrelated johnson case at the same time after she gave me my instructions she said i need to get back to the other johnson im tending to +wow this ones a mouthful +the bracelette it tends to stretch when wet +try to rub it off before you stick it in +is everybody in +ow and my mom asked whats wrong he said he got a splinter then without realizing she said oh you got wood +well they should have come sooner +now if you dont come its doubled +im in an awkward position +oh just put it back there somewhere but be gentle with it i dunno if its wrapped +yea it wasnt hard to get off +great now im all wet we have to get it out quick +it felt like it was slithering down my throat +can you screw it in the other holes twss then when we were done he said that wasnt as hard as i thought it was going to be +too late its already in my mouth and it tastes fine to me +i couldnt stop staring at it it was just so red +just getting it in correctly is half the battle +really into me i replied and said really i couldnt tell how into me are you +ha you cant fit it in and he said yeah cause its too thick +great my pants are getting wet +but then itd be all dry and you couldnt spread it +you look exhausted how many of those did you take +i dont know its so hard +im having trouble putting it into this hole here +wow that really shot out of there +its not going to fit my mom responded with come on if you turn it the other way it will fit i replied with youre right its smaller than it looks i thought it was bigger +it was exciting i just wish it wouldve lasted longer +wwhen you stick it in it hurts +man it hurts my legs trying to balance on this thing +how big do you think that one is i replied im not sure but ill bet its huge +darn im just not sucking anything up +oh i didnt know you came + its not thick enough +pull your finger out of there +i just cant get it in there +gonna push it to the limit give it more +thats huge +be careful youre getting protein on the floor +the next time i see a pole im jumping on it +i dont know why this puts me at a loss for words but im taking it out +tell me if im going too fast and ill slow down +theres something wrong its just not going in +it tends to stretch when wet +wow its not as hard as its supposed to be +what the hell man im putting in so much effort here and youre putting in none at all you have to do some of the work too +its so tiny it hurts my eyes +its an acquired taste + im touched and im also soaking wet +just keep going ill put it on later +its not a big load +no way that is too big +youve got some on your face twss unbeknownst to my girlfriend she responded this piece is too bigi cant fit it in my mouth +do you want me to pull it out for you +its always dark and im always drunk when i go down here +it almost got in the hole +this feels weird in my mouth +this ball is really old and dirty i dont think it is going to work very well +can only take in so much at a time +oh i didnt see that one coming +sometimes it just starts and then stops and then starts up again +whew that was tiring it took a lot of energy +am i doing this right +hey dont bite so hard +other people need to get in there +give me something to ride +i know it was soooo fast +honey stop sticking your bones into peoples soft spots + im 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its soooo small +poke me again and il snap its neck +hey are you cumming out to play with me and your brother +this tastes goooood +owww it hurts twss +its wet sticky and slimy and right now its in my face +so are you going to study long hard at the school of hard knocks +okay my dads out now you guys can get in +i dont know how he got in there but he got in there +it was so hard i had to keep stopping for a rest but it was still so fun +get it off me +super powers to turn on the motion sensor lights while walking down the frozen food section my roomie dude what are you doing me i just wanted to feel magical for a minute +will someone hurry up and do 69 with me in front if the class +i filled these all last night so quit making them explode so soon the party hasnt even started +i love picking up speed +im sucking as hard as i can +thats a monster +give it to me +look at the size of that thats what she said +you gotta pace yourself you cant just chug it all in one go twss +those are some big balls thats what she said +hey thats adams stick +well dont leave it in there carry on +youre supposed to spit it out not swallow it +its too big its too wide its too strong it wont fit its to much its too tough +you put it in too loose you have to stick it in real tight +when am i going to catch it +thats it +why would you spray it all over my face +i want to go to bed +adjust it so you can squeeze what she likes in there +you have to suck it until it comes out +if you know what youre doing this should only take a minute or two +its so big that what she said +its gross and hairy thats what she said +wow im really injoying this thats what she said ohohohoho +i was brushing my teeth when all of a sudden i spit and white stuff comes out +i said to a dude named garnett and said im going to get you wet +stick it in and well take care of ya +im a rapist and sexual hormone and a whore +sorry +i like to to rape +jonathan this is a call out you bitch headdick head +as i drill to make 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so huge oh oh wait oh god nevermind i thought that was your brothers +stop now i cant believe you still post on this fucking thing +give me that ball +i dont want to take the big one if i cant eat it all +me you didnt take that downstairs already did you nick it was a full load it was more than a full load +come +you need to squeeze really hard to get it out but it comes out real fast so be ready and make sure to rub it all over and dont be afraid to make a mess +whoa that was nice and fast +its stuck causing huge swelling +you better think long and hard about what you did +put that thing away +erika made me +his product was very expensive +theres a reason its long one end you can hold one end you can put in small places +you could just go down on that +its like a time bomb +i just bent over and it whacked it me +woah put that back in your mouth +whoa its so long and really slippery +netflix try us for free +mom theyre like tiny balls with cream me thats racist +is it possible to blow so hard that it would explode +tee hee do you like my tongue +what goes up must come down +we came at the same time +i just dont feel like it today +dude get that thing away from me +leave my mom out of it +an add page pops up calculate you muscle mass +youre gonna quit really +you see how fast their coming +you squirted me in the mouth +this goes so hard i love it +im getting as many as i can +i can get this out a lot faster if you just shut your mouth +we heard a girl say it at another table +this is gonna hurt if i dont get it right in the hole +for such a small thing it sure knows how to do its job +for such a small device its funny how it works for up to 150 volts +dom what are you doing if you force it too much itll rip and we cant use it again pull it slowly slowly dont force it +if you were to see what js does to me you would know what wrong looks like +omg somebody sweat in this bed +mickey get the screws +could i get extra sour cream on that +lick it +could i get two extra 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blow out my birthday candles +go in your hole +my mouth dont got taste buds my nose dont got taste buds shove it in my mouth and then il be satisfied +thats why i like getting it down quick so im not sitting there tasting forever +just suck it up and pretend its vanilla icecream +oh yeah +this is as deep as a quarrry in the grand canyon +i got a hole in one +y is this shake so creamy +can we take this to the next level +im so disturbing arent i +im slurping on a white can +it exploded cus u shoke it up too much +y is there a pussy on my penis +hey i dont want the straw in my mouth while drinking a vanalla milkshake +this is one going on right away +dont get in between us +sam can you help me out its all hard greg sure come on over and ill make it easier for you lyle twss +its magnito +woo double header today +youre so slow +i cant believe im coming +what a dick +omg its too small it wont fit +guy ask girl what you have for brekfreast girl just two eggs a sausage and a cup of milk +a 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was a really awkward silence for a whileit only ended when this guy screamed twss +today in class we were making cookies we forgot to take our cookies out so they got all burned and hard i saisd outloud its so hard i dont wanna put it in my mouth my friend replied put it ini cant keep it up much longer she was talking about the traynobody else knew +please let me have the small one +go sharpen my pencil but dont make it too short i hate short pencils +i am bored so can we do something fun like play ill b first just bend yur legs ad ill start helping +dont squeeze that no seriously dont ahhh great now im all wet now everybody within hearing turned their head +im tieing to get the the mayo open and u licked now it is all over me and i and wet and sticky +ok first u need me to move so u can get in there second u tell me to listen now u tell me to hurry pic favorite +its okay guys the first time is always the hardest +stop yelling at me im trieing my hardest know ima throw your pencile up 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can flick hard so my bff kells flicks him and im like she doesnt do it hard we all stood there like oo and the me and my bff were on the floor laughing and im like that came out wrong +what is that teacher its my paper apple friendoh thats a big apple me thats what she said +what is that teacher its my paper apple friendthats a big apple me thats what she said +what is that teacher its my paper apple friendthatsw a big apple me +i didnt say it when you first pulled it out but im not usually a fan +just enlarge it and put it in i mean make it bigger insert it +one day the student goes to the teachers door and says hey teacher why is my belly big and round teacher well thats what happens when we do the lesson student ohhhhh i liked that lesson it was long and it was all action i really liked ur goldfish teacher oh good im glad u liked it r u ready to do it a again student but what about the big round thing on my belly teacher it doesnt matter ramdon person twss +talking about dynamics blow blow blow you need to knock their pants off we do it tonightof course one person mutters twss and the whole class dies +i unnoo +teacher well its gonna be long hard and tough for the average person but if your smarter its gonna be short +is it in there yet oh it sure is +whered it go i cant find it since its so small +my glass is half full +id gladly take anyones if i had the chance to +come on come on little taste of heaven +wow she didnt move coach yeah shes used to taking balls to the face me twss +singing umbrella by rihanna come into me thats what she said +its really long and really skinny +thats what she said + ok let me teach you how to screw some holes +once you get in its hard to turn it +its not working my teacher then proceeded to say you just need to stick it in there real good +its not working my teacher then proceeded to say you just need to stick it in there real good +2 heads are better than 1 +when it is in it is easy when it is out it flops all about +is it in 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thats what she said +look theres white stuff coming out of this hole +wow this is a hard one +ugh it just wont fit its too tight im having to force it in there with both hands this is frustrating its gonna be a tight fit +wowthings look really weird down there +we have all these things we need to touch up on +i got to get the rest of it in here +where do i stick my hook in +ew gross a part of you is now inside of me +you just got to keep pushing and pulling +my whole family was sitting down at the dinner table and someone said i had a dirty mind and my brother stated yeah take it out i said thats what she said lmfao 3 +my friend and i were cutting a mango and weve never had one before hertheres this weird core thing in the middle me when cutting with the knifeyeah i dont know what it is but the further and further you go in the harder and harder it gets +hes bringing her +wait i still got 5 more minutes with you my response thats what she said +theres white stuff on ur pants +that was really really nasty and i replied yeah nobody likes it when they have to do it the first time +mines too short thats what she said +oreos r good i like getting double stuffed the more cream filling the better twss xd +do i really have to put that in my mouth and blow my freind when i asked him if he wanted to play my saxophone +i really want to put this in my mouth but im afraid it wont fit needless to say another friend promptly shouted thats what she said +its sucking not blowing +i like them big and extra hard +its not about what you take away from your body its what you put in it thats what she said l0lwhut +did someone spring a leak +it came out too fast +i cant find its to small hah thats what she said +we should have a sleepover again you could get me to bed early lol thats what she said +give it to me give it to me right now +balls in by that he meant put the volleyballs back in the bin right on time a guy shouted thats what she said +teacher go ahead and stick it in to see if ir works you cant get it ya the position is weird like that +suck me off the podium +why is it so long and why does it have a mushroom looking thing on the top +i cant find it +that was dissappointing +its so tiny and funny looking +it was so hard last night +just do it and come or the teacher will see you +eww its all dirty i dont want to suck on that +ugh its so hard its hurting my hands +i can do the actual physical thingbut im really bad at oral +just eat it till it gets smaller +i dont get it +it went straight through +push it up and out +eww im not going to touch that it has dust on it twss +hurry up and come i have to go soon +get in there bitch +its just so fun +i know but these balls are delicious +i wanna do it and i was like thats what she said +my sister and i were eating trail mix today but we were just picking at it and it was still in the pantry i say cmon just take it out twss +its too hard i cant do itadolf hitler raped his neice +just shove it in and come +put it in the hole +i had to suck all the liquid out all at oncelol +you just gotta dig in there a little bit and youll find it +well i still dont know where to put it +whys it so big +you suck well you swallow +i have to go get me charger twss +hahahahahahaah +you suck +i have a friend named neil twss +guys its really slippery twss d +hayley you need to do your homework twss +entire science class at least eighty opportunities you know twss +today i started to make a tally sheet for thats what she said jokes everytime i heard one i marked it off twss +woah looks like someones coming up from behind +wow that is really tight +you already beat me once +about a particular player geez this guy sucks so much youd wonder if he actually enjoys being in that position +thats what she said +stares at trampoline net opening friend i couldve sworn that hole was bigger +hey its your turn now +dont put that in there + last time i was playing snake and i was the only one on my team left i peaked out and got lit up in the facehe replied thats what she said +these ones are too long my friend lmao thats what she said +you shouldnt blow too hard +youre pulling way to hard +cant you make it straighter +i think i have a little bit stuck in my teeth +it took you that long to come +put a bit of melted butter on it it should easily slip out +waiting for my friend to come +this is so creamy and delicious +i have trouble opening the capwill you help me open it im really thirsty drinks in all in five seconds without hesitation +ewwwwwwwwwwwww +i was in the pool and my friend said is it deep and warm +you need to spread your legs more i fell down laughing sayin thats what she said +whats in my ear +you have to drive the head of that nail in further +thats so gross get it outa there +its not even that big +is that a pen in ur pants or is it that small +i was at the store and a women with huge bazoongas came up to me i told her hey do those things lift you of the ground or what she said oh youre so silly no of course not but i would love it if you lifted me of the ground with your cock thats what she said +that didnt come out right +i think it tasted better last time +i dont think itll fit +my mom was fixing dinner one day and she asked my brother how he wanted it cooked he said i want it long wet and hard i just burst out thats what she said +racket says length 86cm flex medium + i swear everytime im here im on my hands and knees with my buttbim the air looking for a screw +youre so powerful +whoa thats rele long +just jiggle it youll fix it eventually +i was in church one day there was a girl trying to hit me with a rubber band and i said just hit me with it already she said i cant its too slippery and i cant make it tighter +what you have to do is push it in then rotate it at the same time remember to do it quickly +put it in slowly and pull it out fast +look for the speckled big and small ones haha +so easy a caveman can do it +if it doesnt satisfy you we give refunds +its been so long i think i forgot how to do it +it doesnt taste bad it just feels bad +im not leaving until she comes +number two stinks +man we gad fuuunnn last night +omg how am i supposed to get on this and i said thats wut she said to a fat guy later taylor swift was on her fave musician and she finally figured out how to get on and she said oh nice rite wen i get on its ovr +hey do u wnna play chinese ping pong justin no im not in the mood mayb later ian thats what she said +omg y is it so hard to get on we busted up laughing she of course didnt notice thn she said miguel i want off my butt hurts and im tired +you can move the equipment around to get a better view and afterwards put it back into place and my mate next to me very quietly said hehehehe thats what she said +i broke it i used it to many times an i started laughing saying thats what she said +john are you ready you can do that later but right now were concentrating on this +im letting you know ahead of time so that when i come i dont surprise you also if i come early ill help you clean up +i was so excited i came early +lick it to make it softer +let me have that i wanna nail her +i can go down about 6 inches i burst out with thats what she said +lick it for me +its so long and sticky +it wont fit +it didnt taste as good as i thought it would +i think i should get down on my knees and clean the place up + thats it +its not as easy as it looks +try the back door +i think i broke it +my hands are wet +dwight get out of my nook +omg im choking +jesus babe lol you werent kidding when u said your tongue is long +pull it out it hurts too much +get your crotch out my face +when things get so hard youre just like fuck it +band teacher stick that big chunk of wood in your mouth and make it vibrate til your teeth come out +ouch it hurts when i take a poop +i dont know if its gonna be big and long enough for me +i blow and i blow but it doesnt do nothing +friend was talkin and she said you like that wood dont youthats what she said lol +mom how come i didnt get no ice cream she was like oh sorry didnt know u wanted any too late dee is already paying i was like damn maybe they should give me the ice cream for free then and she was all like they aint gonna give it to you for free i smiled and laughed and said thats what she said +wow i love it in the back +friend1a girl i didnt know it would be so small friend2a guythats what she said meyou would know +it wont go down the guy says yes it will just watch +we were eating popcorn and my friends like this is salty thats what she said +this is just like milking a cow +this is just like milking a cow +its all over my face +im not gonna go infine only if you help me +ouch it hurts if you push it in too far +this one is longer than that one so you might as well just do it +well just swallow it then itll be inside you +howd you get it in so far thats what she said + if youre not gonna shoot it take it out and give it to me +its so wet thats what she said +music teacher says okay guys ready to have some fun blowing and fingering today +teacher says take it out bang it a little bit then put it back in lol +it wasnt that hard so he pulled it out and all i had to do was suck on it lol +balloon +thats what your girlfriend said + haha i broke through your barrier +i used to be good with my ands but now i just suck thats what she said lol +should we nail it or should we screw it +wow that thing is small well now i know why you were complaining haha +if i paid for that foot long why is it in your mouth haha thats what she said +if it touches the back of your tongue youve gone to far +im missing all over the place thats what she said lol and yes i know im perverted lol learn to love it lol +this guy was like just shove it in cuz they were doing something with woood and i was like thats what she said hehehe lol +i was in science and my friend had her hand over her mouth and she was blowing into her hand and the teacher was like quit blowing in ur hand and my friend was like i aint blowing in my hand and then the teacher was like then what are u blowing on and i yelled out thats what she said and my friend busted out laughing +thats the wrong hole +points finger dont point your big finger at me its not that big hah thats what she said +im not suppose to take it out for another 2 months +ugh it wont go through i think the hole closed up well have to make a new one +all we need now are some midgets with gin and well have it set +hey you got white stuff in your hair +ghul can i have my 10 dollars back now jaanaan nooo ghul give it to me baabbyy waahwaah jaanaan shut up babby ghul omgshh double hit thats totally what she said heehee jaanaan not funny can i have my 10 dollars back ghulno babby waahwaah jaanaan give to mebabby stop +just find me something to blow on i will blow on anything +i got all bone on that one +i was gonna fix it but then you came +one of my friends said are you going to come cum outside and my other friend said i usually do it inside +micheal phelps the best all new foot long +i blow you then i blow you +a boy took something from a girl so the teacher says shes a lady give it 2 her +are you done sucking it i wanna put it in already +i cant do anything that has to do with balls +so my friend and i were working on a project and wanted to put a song to last the whole time and so i picked a song he said its 2 short can you make it any longer its not gonna fit in the whole thing and im like thats what she said +dont make this harder than it has to be +you have white stuff all over youre shirt +that pssy will never handle it all +just put that in my slot please +that sucks +we had basketball today for gym and the teacher said go play with those balls while me and johnathan blow these balls and try to make them hard i say twss +oooh hes gonna get it tomorrow +if you laid down on the ground and i strattled you what does that show +are you done blowing +it fizzes in my mouth thats what she said + oh no that hit a nerveluke haha thats what she said +so its this long right class +should i make it bigger +i want to take it out but im not suppose to +stop playing with it and put it in your mouth already +this is too hard +he just dropped him that was his last time +i thought it would be bigger +wow your really deep +put it in then take it out fast +ow you got it in my eye put it away now +when it makes you breath out hard you know its thick +hey can i stick my flash drive into your port i need to transfer some data +friend omg so this little girl loves to play with my stick even though its way longer than hers me thats what she said +friend omg so this little girl lives to play with my stick even though its longer than her me thats what she said +can i stick my flash drive into your port i need to transfer some data +that was so loud in sounded likethud thud thud +try the back door +ill stick my hardrive into his +i call top +it wont go through o i think the skin grew over +take the top of ex a lid of a box +awww come on nope why cant i have it all +it grows really big really fast +now we will play f around the roomsaid by teacher +ohh that feels good +i dont know what to do with my hands +i have it in but it wont stay i must have it in the wrong one +what kind of gavel is this it squeaks when you bang it twss +ive been tapping you for like a minute you need to wake up +ok im off to bed good luck with penetrating my defense p +hold on ill go down with you +im gay +which hole do i stick it in +yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle +andy take that thing out of your mouth thats disgusting +i sat up too quickly and choked on it +come on push it in harder so it can fit in there +are you going to put that in their or what +why are we making it so hard +your going to high take it down lower +wow shes coming faster then i thought +it went really far up there but can you make it come down faster +look at this big black monster +can i put your sausage in here sir +i dont think its going to fit in the front maybe we should try the back entrance +no thats doesnt go with that +damn it theres white stuff all over me +ill do this end you just push hard on your end my boyfriend found that funny +i just put it in i didnt want to break it +its stuck no you just gotta jam it in there +i almost slammed that cat +stop playing with that +stick your finger in there and see how wet it gets +wow i didnt know it would do that did you know it was gonna do that this is amazing i have never seen such great effects in my life what is it gonna do next +it is so small i expected more it has no flavor i am dissapointed +they are so nice and tender +are you guys coming in +i just want to ride it down +choke i sucked in instead of blowing out +wow i havent played with this thing in forever +so how was it umm wett +dont take it out when its near my face +ive swallowed bigger silence we both die laughing111 +ready or not here i come +theyre so small twss xd +wheres the top to this +just plop it in there +its stuck it wont go in all the way +what are those balls for +i pressed that but its not coming up +do you want me to cut your sausage +just stick it in there and leave it +oww it is stuck in my hair +i barely tapped that thats your problem +its not good enough i keep getting rimshots +to husband these sausages taste nice really long and thin firm an juicy and full of flavour +family is moving houses and lifting boxes into the delivery van mum ooo come and give me a hand +just got back from mexico last night and im catching up on a massively swollen inbox +i call that one its longer and creamier +shizzz +point your fholes towards the audience +how can i choke on something when i already swallowed +if only i knew that it would hurt this much twss +thats got a big head talking about a beer +im wet lets do it mooo accounting beaver sheep +yeah its 20 inches 20 inches that is big +ouch i have to stop saying witty things before i blow +stop banging that thats what she said +suck out and swallow liquids +this one is 6 inches +i cant get it out in time +dead or alive youre coming with me +wait a second are you recording this +accounting makes me wanna explode with juices +teacher so sally how did you find that question sally well at first it was really easy and i got right into it but the more i worked on it the harder it got +im proper horny +mum hi im a fish and i go glob glob glob all day long me that sounds like my girlfriend mum thats what she said +i cant its to big and round i cant put my mouth over it +yes it went in so easily +it looks like someone sucked on it for a really long time +the juices just taste so good +i cant get it through +arg its all over the place and now my hands are sticky +im going to squirt it all over your face +it feels so good but it hurts +both of ours are the same ya but yours is bigger thats what he said haha no yours is just poofier thats what she said +it almost came out my nose +it almost came out mny nose +are you almost done my neck hurts +just put it in there and jiggle it around +is it suppose to be hard or soft because my hand is changing the shape of it +going in hard hurts so bad all i want to do is get wet +there both equally delicious but these ones are a little bit smaller in size +your mom +ready or not here i come +oh my gosh it wont fit +should we have the lights on or off +you have soft softballs thats what she said +there was just too much wood there +your mom asked do i have a stiffie for her and i said no its for your daughter and thats what she said +are you really going to stick that in me i think not +does it slide out easily or does it disintegrate +dont overblow +warm up before you come everybody +if its not on john locke i dont want you doing it +are you done sucking it yet i wanna put it in now +wow i sucked that one dry in nothing flat +wait how do we get it down from here +go in thereget dirty thats what its ment for +deeper put it in deeper get that shovel in that hole deeper +today i prankcalled frito lay and im like hello is this frito ley there said correct i say because have you been laid probably not thanks for the help bye +what a dirty group +its too long it wont fit in my mouth +i dont want too much of the yellow stuffi just want the white +oh well im coming anyway +just blowe and sucke it spras all over +i just hate it when they pull up and shoot like that +you were in and out really quickly +oh what wonderful usage of the tongue it is a gift +just yank on it it will come it will come +i know its in there why arent you doing anything +i like big dick in my mouth +is this one way or a two way +thats a tight fit +can it really be that big +how did you get that all over your face and your chest +ga ill just keep jacking things if i dont have something hard in my mouth +dont you expect it to be hard +oh shit he got it in there +i swear if you put your finger in that hole one more time im gonna break it +wow after watching that video im quite pleased +we want the white stuff +i dont like doing it on the bus its too bumpy and uncomfortable +roach these muppets have no idea were where lets take this nice and slow +it ate my tip +yoo im cuming +open nat its the most flexible +take it out of my but i gotta fart +dude what your whipin it at the wall 2 hard and 2 fast calm down i cant i like it hard and fast +look i put it in here and you can see it go through that tube +he just whipped it out and started playing with it +it only comes every once in a while +how do we make them so hard we have to use extra strong stuff to make sure it doesnt get weak what if it gets weak well then its all upto the thing then +choking noises +why do you keep pulling away well i have to do this while balancing all you have to do is lie on your back +tennis the most fun you can have with fuzzy balls +hopefully working my butt off i didnt need that ol butt anyway +thats deeper than i was wanting to go +te deseo buena suerte +dude just pick a hole +brisson save me im coming i die well you didnt come fast enough +the king goes on top of the queen right yes wheres the jack in the middle +make your own damn sandwhich +this will hurt me more than it will hurt you +just pull out and point your rear that way +stick it in and suck it +im gay as shiela +what are you doing back there +the tip is so screwed up +push it thru the hole +i went over to his house he said say lettece if you want faster say tomato if you want harder i said lettece lettece tomato tomato lettece tomato my little brother on the bunkbed below said will you stop making sandwhiches up there your getting mayonase all over my face +after this im going to be sweaty and tired +that was so hard and long +dont ask me to do it anymore thats stretching it +hey come over here and sharpen your pencil +dont shove it in to far i might choke +take it out its getting huge +plug me in and turn me on +its so fluffy dont put all of it in your mouth though it might freeze +dont rub it too hard its going to beggin to bleed +how long is this thing going to be +dont put all of it in your mouth your teeth might freeze +its a one person job i might need your help later +your supposed to wait till it dries then you rub it off +the thing just gets longer and harder and all that +dont make it harder than it has to be +i am supposed to feel something have you you started yet +i can make it in my mouth i only use the back of my throat like i dont even use my tongue or anything +ugh i cant do this its not screwing in right +now all we need 2 do is figure out how to get u down from there +keep it clean boys +their so hard to chew and break apart +are you just gonna leave it in there forever +we were getting it so hard last night that it was soaking through the ceiling +you were supposed to come last night +suck it until your jaw breakstwss +its so dark down there +dont touch the white stuff you could get sick +im so stupid that i only see myself +yeaid need glasses to see that too +where does this plug into +i know what im looking for but i just cant find it +i dont want to go to another level im playing that +i love bacon and im jewish +i didnt ask u to eat it just bring it +we should sticktogether sometime +go sharpen that +im trying to put that over there +you must always wera protection when playing a game +no he didnt know it was wet +so he felt it cuz it was wet +okay this needs to come off +what the hell can someone help me clean all of this white stuff off of me +get in get out get lost +wats that above ur leg +run it hard in the hole +i suck at anything having to do with balls +your going to fast slow down and push harder +when in motion hold on tightly +if you promise something to your employees and you dont deliver it they will constantly come on your back +why are you coming off on me like that thats what she said lol +stop guys its hurting my stomach +after that i dont even need the other two hours +that looks delicious can i sick it +oh shit well im gonna hold it like this so that doesnt happen again +woaah thats really longg +i know you can eat it faster than that just shove it in your mouth +tye likes wieners +i hope this is my last period +rz +c3 +no i dont want it its to big get it away from me before it makes a mess +just stick it in slowly +yes chick i like your hand motions +dont lick that ohh now look what youve done you got it everywhere +i want u to get all up in his pants +lets go kick some balls +if you can do it with your hands then you can do it with your mouth +im just gonna pull this little thing out +wowtheres white stuff everywhere +zack dont stick up yur sister you will hurt hertwss +ill have a 6 inchwhite +its not long enough +hey you work on the front while i work on the back +i didnt know it could go that far +put your balls in my nett +what do you want me to do come with me +its not wide enough this wont go in +at that pace you can really only last about 30 seconds and then its over +hold your balls + dude my stick never bends its always stiff +thats not big enough +band teacher jon hit that thing harder harder +it hurts when something the size of a hand goes into you +whoa that was long twss +ohh its getting harderrr +omg it all of a sudden went hard +omg thats hot +how do you fit that all in your mouth +ok if you suck on it for a few minutes then twist itthe stick should come right out +substituteif thats how you spell it teacher chris dont hit it too hard +i used to be really good with my hands but now i suck +im gnna do it but it wont let me +it felt like a piece of wood going through me im ok now +whos open on saturday +omg i have mayonaise all over me but it tastes good +he lasted longer than me and hes a guy +oh my god thats too long can i play with a shorter one +u almost lost ur hand in there +its so fast but its hard +its too big im not having any fun +i squeezed it and a buch came out twss +i think it goes in 32 times but im not positive twss +how many timecsdoes it go in 6 + dude my carrot is all squishy and floppy its so gross + so guys the diameter would be pretty big if you had this +its so soft and warm and look at all the white stuff on it +mine are bigger put them right next to each other and look +let me get in a good position i cant aim like this +whooaaa nice stick +omg stop i cant breathe +are we done yet +here it comes +it popped +in winter it is white everywhere +this stuff sticks very well +she gets so excited when she gets it +cant we go one day without doing this +i gurgled as the sickening taste of it literally choked me +ok you do the back while i work on the front +why dont you take her home to practice on +but when you suck really hard nothing ever comes out +i am open all day +teacher the harder it is the more likely i will choose it +im still holding it in place if you want to push it back in +itd be easier if you just got up and went around +girls get off eachother i am getting hot +if i catch you doing anything except my stuff +let me touch it +it hurts when hes on top +does it hurt +its like throwing a tic tac in the grand canyon +omg why is there white stuff coming out +omg wered it go oo +you have to clean the fucking thing before you put it in +i want to do another one soon +oh dont worry you can come in anytime +haha dont feel bad im always eating something +talking +my cousin and i were playin mw2 and he yells out thats rape +i just cant spitt it out +i want you inside of me +careful there might be poop in there +its not fun to play with when its wet +its not fun when its wet +eww im all wet +ouch that kinda hurt +it feels so weird +it doesnt fit +i didnt know where she was going so i just went +squeeze itmassage itpull it till all the color comes outyes it can get a little dirty +you can put your meat on the grill +pruebalo wibee +i cant do it its too slippery +dont keep it in for more then 5 seconds +its coming its coming +its stuck i cant get it out thats okay just rub some buttr on it +i cant get it up +i cant get it up +check it out dude someone used it +who is she she says alot of things she has a big mouth +4 way +ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh +knock knocku may enter +dont hit it so hard +why hello there what are you doing down there +ok so my friend was holding my pencil and the i grabbed it from him and sed it was mine and two minutes later it was gone +i never noticed that cucumber shaped thing back there +half as easy but twice the fun +im priming the pump +you jump on them and squish them +they grab their hair and pull and then slap each other +ouch dont pull my hair +u almost lost your hand there +i dont like a mouthful just the taste +i like it double stuffed +its so cold it takes like 20 pumps to get it up +i dont know do you think hell will be weakened by the sticky white stuff +alright the first time is the hardest now it should be easy +dont give it all to me i cant take it +in my head i see you all over me in my head its goin down +that was so hard +its only ten minutes just let me goooo +my dog gets it and takes it to her kennel then sucks on it till the she gets bored and bites it +its stuck +if you suck really hard it will come out +i didnt think it would come out +why do i have a thing and you have a hole +dude shes biting it +dont push too hard your going to break it +i bet i could break it in half +ill stick you on replay +dude where did you get those +you have to work it with your hands a little then suck really hard +dude it goes in and out then back in +hmmmm that tree has many peniss +omfg its negitave 5 inches +its so small + its half as easy but twice as fun + i was halfway through the ride and i realized that he was on the phone +you play with it sooo much +i want to jump on and ride that so badly +beat it harderharderharder there you go +there is white stuff all over the floor because of you + but she makes it hard + but she makes it hard + put the thicker end of the stick in the hole and make sure it stays secure +get that stick out from between my legs +ughh i just choked on a banana lolzzz +okay chris dont worry i will show you it on monday +no its too small +im eating white stuff +okay mom im just going to go lick it +gust get on this weekend and ill teach you how to play +i dont know i wasnt looking at his hand +im shyits my first time +put it in put it all the way in dont be scared just put it in +its huge i mean its huge it sticks out so far +get it out +go to options and press insert +whats that white stuff +is it in yet +that was only 5 minutes +ewww its vainy +dude that guys friggen huge +take it out and if its dry you dont have to put it back in +i went up then i went down then up then down again +poke me with that one more time and ill break it in half +so you stuck your pencil in my sharpener and now its broken no it doesnt work anymore but its still hard though +ay im so hard yay yay yay im so hard +it works like this except you use your finger +ill rub it until theres a milky white substance +i can feel the spray on my face +i have herpes +get ready aim and go deep +think bigger think deeper +put it in my oven then take it out +it felt big in my mouth +do it harder +fuck it like a bucket +im not sucking on it i am just putting my mouth over it +ill be forced to make an escape tunnel or else it will sink the boat +either i need a softer coconut or a stronger straw +in some pants of the world women dont have as much freedom as men +my dad did this to me last night +my dad this to me last night +oh my dad this to me last night +were going to be banging +put 2 fingers in gentlyrub up and down slowlyget it nice and wet and thats how u wash a cup +all right we come up from behind and use our big guns +its all lumpy and weird +its too ironic that it end in such a climax +thats it nothing else +wellllat first i lick it really slowly you know savoring the creaminessbut then i get bored halfway through and just bite +ive tried before its hard +oh my that was the best 3 minutes ever +i wish it was longer +the rubber fell off +oh yah its in my basement +put it back in +just get a firm grip then pull as hard as you can +take it out already +i felt that one it has a bigger hole than the other one +im gonna blow your brains out +hereill hold it up and you push it in quick +it wasnt that hard just really long +howre things down under +10 toes up 10 toes down 2 little butts go round and round meat goes in meat goes out +hes coming hard +if you go in ill finish in the sink +boom +its too big its not fitting in +i want to have some niiiiice chef boyarde chicken soup +just take it out and put it in some warm water so itll taste better quicker +if you get off ill just get on +its kinda sticky my fingers sticky now i dont wanna put this is my mouth are you crazy go wash it off for me please + yours is so hairy second person but yours is hairier +nothings coming out +theres a severe lack of meat +i wanna go on a wet ride +damn dhat went down fast +shes blowin into the thing and its makin rele weird noises +its like boom boom then i gotta go to sleep +you can be as loud as you want +i saw one whole in the beginning then i saw two +if you dont feel it just push harder +i need to cut my bangs +well of course you wait until after you come to pay that way you can refuse to pay if the person did a crappy job i mean really that is your property and youre gonna just pay some stranger to mess it up they could just empty it out and you would have already paid them +ow that hurt +yea lets do that again +it wont fit in there +do you wanna eat out with me on sunday +do you need me to come with you tonight you shouldnt go in alone +here you hold it open and ill shove it in +you should just jump inside my body right now +would you like to take a bite of my french stick its hot out of the oven +you put it in wrong take it back out and put it in the right way +okay ill let you know when im about to come so that i wont surprise you and if i end up coming early ill help you clean up +i dont think he likes it very much +so who will work head table i will ok you get head +youve got to ease it in gently +watch where you swing that thing +the fact of the matter is that asshole had been jerking him around all this time so he shouldnt have been surprised when he went off on him in front of everybody +look apparently if theres two things in the back already youre going to have to either put it in the front or just put it away +why do you smile every time you take a bite +did you see how hard i tried to make it go down +does this vibrate i mean i have one like my husbands but it doesnt vibrate it does like nothing for me its useless +just blow to get amazing results +hes giving me a hard time +i dont want to hear you there i want to feel you there +there is another one its harder well not really hardbut its longer +im waiting for it to load +i remember it being chewy and then i swallowed +i probably shouldnt open my mouth around you +i can probably go all the way down but its getting back up that worries me +jerk to inflate +it doesnt fit in my mouth +it doesnt in my mouth +the bigger they are the sweeter they are +i didnt realize how big it was til he stuck it in me +it doesnt make it any better if it last only 30 seconds longer +take off your pants and jacket jack it +hurry up im beginning to feel wet +i always get shoved into things +i think the shaft is too big its streching my hole and making it itchy +why does it curve that way +i figured i might as well go all the way do it right +can you pick up that long things on the ground +it doesnt fit +its not deep enough +this is a bumpy ride +ah i almost got it in the hole thats what he said +you gotta brown your meat +i wish i had balls like you do +put it in +he got the instant mount +since many people are out on the field trip you guys are just going to play with yourselves today +i just breathed in and it all went in my throat and there was so much in my mouth +now ive got slimy goo all over me +take it out i want to play with it +oh i guess i better stop playing with it before it pops because then red stuff will get everywhere +oh wait you cant put that in your mouth +its too hard i cant do it +hunt it down and go for the kill +and here comes the sack +there were multiple empty holes waiting to be penetrated thats why they will filled hard and quickly +dont worry just open it up and pop it in +ah its in my eye now i cant see anything +i cant even swallow +matt to fast +just spin the meat once and a while +im about to explode +i want you to break my walls down +wow thats hard u think that u can go all that long well u have always left me satisfied and smiling +wow thats a lot of meat +i cant do that much at once +the trains go in and out of the tunnels +never put your fingers inside me again +i like the bigger ones +baby put it in the same hole +it taste delicious in your mouth until you feel liquid trickle down your throat +you have to see how far you can stretch it while keeping it straight +your so close just blow harder and its gonna be so good +is it really as hard as you say it is +damn it i cant get the rest of it out i gonna have to use my hands twss +its almost shaped like a flowerall flalie at the top and skinny at the bottom +do it do it againn again again again again again again all done twss +its on the tip of my tongue +i put it between my boobs because i cant feel it when its between my legs +pull out a little bit i rejoin thats what she said +okay only like five seconds after you put it mento in diet coke white spew shoots out +ha now youre on bottom how does that feel +i just had a half a cow in my mouth +try putting more lube on it itll make it work smoother +it sticks straight up if you fit it in between them but you can only fit the tip because the bottom is too fat +alex get your stick out of my hole +damn it doesnt fit its too freaking big lily thats what she said +i shoved a piece of candy cane that was too big in my mouth i said its too big and its choking me +oh i used to ride horses all the time when i was little and it was fun +i put it in for 5 minutes and it wasnt hot enough +girl just stick it in the hole guy i cant the holes too small girl maybe its just too big +its long and pointy +it only hurts for the first four days then you cant feel it anymore +thats a big one +dont just stand there and play with it do somthing with it +what gets harder the longer you beat it +i gotta show you something long +why is yours so small +im scared if i touch it it will go down +well i have german oral next period and i dont think im ready for that yet +its so hard i just cant move my hand that fast +i dont want to get all wet +you never knew anything could be so small or so delicate +i can make it fit twss +finger your parts or ill finger them for you +gs is too big ds is too small im not touching anything h has touched and ps is the perfect size +she just cant find out that you gave me a ride +stop trying to stick that in my mouth +can you stop kicking that +i think i cracked it +edward noooo dont later on what the hell were u thinking +i had something stuck in my throat +girl stop moving see you messed up my place now we have to start from the beginning +ugh stop moving youre making me mess up great now we have to start from the beginning +i just put it in my mouth and it went down my throat so i coughed it up and it landed in my hand +cmon just finish already +the more you play with it the harder it gets +girls you have to spread your legs if you wanna play the cello +ill take that one its so cute i just want to hold it and squeeze it and kiss it forever +wow all that riding is making me wobbly got pretty wet too +is it in you +you have to grab the bottom and shove it up +you can pick whichever you like but if i were you id take the biggest one +his ass is so tight +its really hard to talk with nuts in my mouth +ok so you give it to us in english and we go tap the french right +its only hard because youre making it hard thats what he said +wow i didnt expect it to shoot out the end like that +what hasnt she said cause seriously this bitch has said it all +those extra three inches just werent doing it for me +its all bent i need it to be straight +itll make your friends wet +the more you squeeze the more it slips away +im not used to playing without my strap on +now close your eyes and open your mouth +twilight saga new moon edward im coming bella i dont want you to come +omg its everywhere +oh my gosh look how big it is try blowing harder +if you dont come by 930 im leaving +i cant fit anymore in there right now +omg why do you have so many haha thats what she said +this is really hurting my knees can i get up now +ewww whats all that white sticky stuff +when you come use the back door +get me a big one +no nono your putting it in the wrong hole it goes in that one +just put your finger in there and have a taste +then you touch it and instantly appreciate how good it feels in your hand +if you dont get there by the time that he pulls out then too bad +you have to put your pencil in the hole turn it carefully and the tip will get longer and longer +you made that so much harder than it needed to be +you made that so much harder than it needed to be +suck it come on suck it try blowing it +whoa you got a big one +thats not a contraction its a child +hey can i put this down my arms getting tired +come get wet with me +it looks like the folks on top will be seeing some white stuff soon +its soo long and hard hahaha +thats hard do you think you can go all day +get on your knees and bend over backwards +it feels good on the back of my throat +get in there +it tastes alright but i dont like the feeling of it in my mouth +i bent down but i cant find it +come and help me put it in in the bathroom +what do you want me to do get down on my knees and do it +you push it in then pull it out +its too big there is no way to hide it +buzz your lips or just blow harder +yeah when you do oral you need to take big breaths sometimes i blow hard is that wrong +yeah their hands go waaaayy up +that looked bigger from up here +its hard to get it rightyouve gotta twist it and then turn it around +youve gotta put one on the front one on the back and just stick it in there +im used to getting hit by balls in the head +it was so much better this time because i got really wet +i love free willie +come from any direction you want just get where you need to be +you came as they just left +you can just dump your stuff in the back +hes got the strap on wrong +stick it in the back +damn my ass hurts +come again +i didnt want to come but they made me come +you gotta stick it in hard +it came out like a river once i let it out when i though that i wouldnt know how held on to it forever just pushing it down it felt so good to let go of it now +if you pull it up it gets longer +wow this is really tangy +it took him so long to pull out i thought he was never going to come +it just never gets hard +i cant get it out +its on the tip of my tongue +its more slippery than last time +she used to go there for facials alot +ew ew its wet wet and sticky +i bet someone can make a machine to make it keep pressing +wow it actually fits pretty perfectly +well i think it might be in there but i dont know cuse its really small +ahhhh its so huge and scary and im afraid it might pee on me +no matter how hard i blow on mine it wont come out +stop shoving that into my throat im trying to swallow +ill try and stuff both into one boxit should work +put it in then take it out of the slot if this didnt work then switch sides with me and you can try my slot +its not about quantity its about quality +it scraped some parts it hurt a lot and i went into a shock but you just need to sit down to recover after its all over +just put it it and take it out quickly its not working try the other way or maybe we can both try eather way hurry up im tired +why am i always on top of you +the more you rub the bigger it gets +one of you will go on top then you will switch if its hard go faster +you have to it completes the whole experience add new content under that lady +it is pretty unusual coming out of your mouth +itll get easier after you practice it alot +i cant it wont go in any further +you cant keep randomly sticking it wherever you want just because you feel like it +har dong is just too damn tough for this guy +just reach your fingers 6 inches deep it wont be too hard just dont go too deep +i felt him inside +everythings bigger in texas +you guys will be hitting the balls you guys will be throwing the balls and you guys will be shagging the balls +i find it hard to swallow +youre dripping it everywhere +ive been blowing for 20 minutes now and it hasnt came out yet +girl can you come guy no i cant +where should i put this one there already one in that hole +this woud be so much easier if you werent just standing there +cough riley cough him come on guys i wanna suck +is it in all the way +i know it looks really dirty but i promise its not +whenever i do it for quite a while i run out of breath +im doin french oral its hard +just put it in neutral and push it in +easiest forty bucks i ever made +why dont you just bite off the end meh i just suck on it and if it comes out it comes out +its either easy and long or hard and short +its not about how long you play its about how hard and fast you play +i keep doing it and it just wont go up + i just got blood everywhere +fire in the hole +i dont do this a lot so it keeps falling out +at least if shes gagging on it that means its still in her mouth +always lubricate it before entering a stopper +it wont fall out cause its bigger so its in there really tight +im coming im coming + its times like these when i wish my mouth was bigger +i think im supposed to swallow it but its huge +no it stinks and im not touching it +blow it like your really blowing it +you made that tasty and fun for me +you have to put it in then angle it forward before you squirt +wow thats harder than i expected +well nick is doing it now its not that much better but at least he has some oral training +amanda you have dried sauce on your chin liz i cant get it off amanda lick your finger then do it liz thats what she said +how is this whole thing gonna fit in my mouth +get it out quicker im getting reallly wet +its pretty big for an asians +try sitting on it maybe itll fit then +welcome back how was that ride +omg what is that and why is it so big +this fucking sucks im stuck already +p1hurry up p2im coming p1well come faster +everythings better down where its wetter take it from me +how do you expect me to fit the whole thing in there +the last 2 were written by me lol +when is he going to come +holy fk this box is wet +you have to do it harder so it lasts longer +i hate being so wet i get really uncomfortable +its ginormous and im really excited +why do you always turn off the lights when im going down +i like the bigger one its easier to play with +pull out pull out its getting too hot +its ok i dont mind being put in the position +ahhh my wood is going to get wet +i can try to suck it up i jsut cant such it up +i wont stop until there is meat on the tables +take that out of your mouth do you have any idea where its been +hurry up and finish there better not be anything sticky on the carpet +come on you can do it blow it harder +and he will be forever inside you +you cant just put the cream on you have to rub it into the wood +if you rub it in a circular motion and fast it seems to work the best +dont force it just stick them in when it feels natural +plug it in +but i want to stick it out best i can so that it never goes out +pull out go back in later +insert the probe you may have to insert it in more than one place do not pull out immediately do not yank +man this is so hard +stop licking it before it dripsjust suck it or let it drip in your mouth +i dont like getting it all over my face +stop it twss im serious get off my bed twss get out twss +its so big i can barely get my hands around it +my ass hurts i was riding and jimmy is really bumpy + zombie zombie zombayayayay ohohohoh ahahahah twss